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ABC’s Tribute To Hairdos Of Hillary’s Past

Everyone’s favorite magazine for political insights, Glamour, has a tribute to Hillary Clinton’s wondrous fashion sense:

But ABC News one ups Glamour with a look back at the hairdos of Hillary’s past:

 

  

 

  

 

Of course this truly signifies just how over Mrs. Clinton is. Otherwise, ABC would never dare to indulge in such an unflattering spread.

In fact, it looks like they are throwing more dirt on her coffin.

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17 Responses to “ABC’s Tribute To Hairdos Of Hillary’s Past”

  1. Sharps Rifle

    Oh, gad! I just ate dinner and I’m ready to give it back now…BLECCCHHH!!!

  2. Colonel1961

    Nobody’s ever asked me to be a male model, but holy cow! Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.

  3. DEZ

    Colonel1961:
    I think the old poem went like this.

    Beauty is only skin deep,
    But ugly is all the way to the bone,
    Beauty fades with age.
    Ugly holds its own.

  4. 1sttofight

    Well at least they cropped the striped pants out of one picture.

  5. Colonel1961

    Thanks, DEZ, much better!

  6. JohnMG

    They forgot a photo of Hillary “sporting” the Janet Reno “butch” cut. I’m disappointed. ;-}

  7. Anonymoose

    Oh this will be fun….

    From the top, left to right,

    Madame Evil
    Why are her eyes so faded? And is that a uniform or a dress?
    70’s nerd
    Whoa, she’s actually good looking in that one, sultry demeanor…must have been what she used on Bill
    Jackie Kennedy with a Rooster Tail
    Bride of Frankenstein
    Gloria Steinem clone
    Tired frazzled, and worn out
    Frustrated unmarried school marm
    Yeah, look at her laughing at everyone who didn’t wear shocking blue…..

  8. JohnMG

    She looks like Gene Wilder in drag in the first picture.

  9. DEZ

    Hmmm, I just see a socialist pig with a different hairdo in every pic.

  10. studmuffin

    Hair styling courtesy of Dr. Seuss…

  11. DEZ

    “Hair styling courtesy of Dr. Seuss…”
    Now thats funny!

  12. Kilmeny

    God, do I miss the demographic-approved, poll-driven Hillary hair. She was like the political Madonna, only without Madonna’s understated elegance. Oh yeah, and her success.

  13. Lipstick on a PIAPS

    Just think we are going to have to wait until 2012 to get these GLAMOUR shots again! Be still my beating heart!! LMAO

  14. imnewatthis

    They only showed her worst looks. I was always rather fond of her look during the “headband era”.

  15. Gila Monster

    Bottom RH photo, a mouth that only a bass could love.

    Top LH photo, JohnMG you’re right, Gene Wilder cross dressing.

    Third row RH photo. Hill’s Nefertiti phase, “walk like an Egyptian” was popular then.

    Fourth row RH photo, OMG! Another sighting of Sasquatch!

    Bottom row LH photo. “You want me to pose in Hustler how Larry??”

    Second row LH photo. “No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong, you need to hold the bong like this you moron!”.

    First row RH photo. I can’t believe I’m saying this but back in the day, when my evil man-whore side existed, I would have hit it.
    Holy mackerel!! Where the h*ll are my damn pills? ;o)

  16. Reality Bytes

    Like a train wreck, I couldn’t help but look.

  17. Liberals Make Great Speedbumps

    Gila Monster,

    Bottom LH is the look she gave Vince Foster when he said he’d spill the beans. Bottom RH when her minions reported back on the success of their Vince Foster assignment.


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