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AFP: Woman Bites Dog (‘Copy Cat’ Crime?)

From the Agence France-Presse:

Drunk US woman charged over biting dog

April 30, 2012

A young US woman who allegedly bit her bulldog during a drunken argument with her mother was charged with animal cruelty and domestic battery, police said.

Neighbors called police after hearing loud screaming and pounding coming from the family home in Lake in the Hills, Illinois.

Police said 19-year-old Analise Garner [sic] hit and scratched her mother’s face and bit her on the right hand during the altercation.

The family’s 80-pound English bulldog had three bite marks on its back that were visible through its white fur. "The bulldog finally did bite her back in self-defense," said Sergeant Mike Smith.

"There were no charges against the dog," he quipped.

Garner, who was taken to hospital for treatment of the dog’s defensive bite, was also charged with underage drinking. She was released on $3,000 bond.

Why is this an international story? The AFP is a French news service. Is it to try to make it seem like ‘everybody does it’? Or is it to show that the actions of the US President have worldwide ramifications. (Cf. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.)

By the way, if Obama had a slightly older daughter, she would probably look like the Illinois native, Ms. Gamer.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, May 1st, 2012. Comments are currently closed.

4 Responses to “AFP: Woman Bites Dog (‘Copy Cat’ Crime?)”

  1. finebammer59 says:

    as the late lewis grizzard used to say when professing his loyalty to the university of georgia bulldogs:

    “i’m bulldog born and bulldog bred,

    and when i die i’ll be bulldog dead.”

    another of my favorite “grizzardisms”:

    “critics say that all one has to do to get a degree from the university of georgia is drive through athens with your window down, they’ll throw one in the car. that ain’t true………..

    you’ve got to stop.”

  2. Petronius says:

    “English bulldog had three bite marks … visible through its white fur.”

    Apparently this innocent young white dog was bitten WWW in a BN (while walking white in a black neighborhood).

  3. Natural Born Citizen says:

    Has the women been quarantined for rabies?

    She was probably taking up Obama on his recommendation for how pit-bulls tasted!

    What is the difference between a drunk young women of mixed heritage, (who could be Obama’s older daughter) and a eighty pound bull dog? The bull dog has more class!

  4. untrainable says:

    Be nice now… no teeth now…

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