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Iran Mocks Obama’s Disarmament Plans

From a conflicted Associated Press:

Iran ridicules Obama’s nuclear strategy

By ALI AKBAR DAREINI (AP)

April 7, 2010

TEHRAN, Iran — Iran’s hard-line president on Wednesday ridiculed President Barack Obama’s new nuclear strategy, which turns the U.S. focus away from the Cold War threats and instead aims to stop the spread of atomic weapons to rogue states or terrorists

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad derided Obama over the plan in a speech Wednesday to a crowd of thousands in the country’s northwest.

"American materialist politicians, whenever they are beaten by logic, immediately put their finger on the trigger like cowboys," he said.

"Mr. Obama, you are a newcomer (to politics). Wait until your sweat dries and get some experience. Be careful not to read just any paper put in front of you or repeat any statement recommended," Ahmadinejad said in the speech, aired live on state TV. "(American officials) bigger than you, more bullying than you, couldn’t do a damn thing, let alone you." …

What a burn.

And here we thought disarming would make Iran renounce its nuclear intentions and love us.

This article was posted by Steve on Wednesday, April 7th, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

14 Responses to “Iran Mocks Obama’s Disarmament Plans”

  1. oldguy says:

    Obama forgets white Muslims hate black Muslims.

  2. Rusty Shackleford says:

    There is some sort of justice when the lowest of the low is able to slam the most arrogant president this nation has seen in over 100 years.

    I dare say it, but Ach-I-need-a-job is a far more effective and “charismatic” leader on the scale we would use to judge our rookie’s abilities.

  3. Right of the People says:

    How bad is that to get punked by a certified, third world whackadoodle like Ahmacrazydude? Just another example the boy in the White House is in WAY over his head.

    Too bad he has never lived in the real world, only in his Barryworld fantasy land.

    On a different subject, I heard on Bill Bennett this morning a sound blurb from The Won’s other half to the effect (I don’t have the direct quote) “When we visited Barack’s HOMELAND of Kenya—-” I don’t know about you, but that’s pretty revealing. If nothing else even if he was truly hatched in the US, he still doesn’t consider himself an American.

  4. proreason says:

    OK, I get it.

    Obamy is Jughead.

    But who is Archie and Veronica?

    • Liberals Demise says:

      Weeeeeel…… Archie has got to be Bucketman Bob.
      As for Veronica ……. BaaBaa Waters comes to mind, but with a prune face!

  5. AcornsRNutz says:

    so what sort of world can we expect when this maniac is more grounded in reality than the POTUS. Of course, Biden insists that this new nuke strategy will make others see the folly of nuclear arms (and devote all their efforts to signing meaningless non preliferation treaties and flooding our southern border with jihadi martyrs who have intentionally infected themselves with every virulent disease known to man, but thats another deal). So who do we believe here?

    • Right of the People says:

      To quote Sly Stallone, “They are the virus and I’m the cure.” Cobra a pretty good flick.

    • Rusty Shackleford says:

      More accurately, when Burgess Meredith was asked about barry the wonderkinder, he said….”He’s a wreckin’ machine!”

      (With respect to Burgess, who passed in 1997)

  6. jobeth says:

    If we thought OBalmy is an angry seething man now…just wait till he realizes that the muslims would as soon knife him in the back as not…if fact they would RATHER knife him in his back.

    And for all the bowing and arse kissin’ he did in the middle east. Umm, Umm, Umms

    All that “I’m going to make sure the muslims are taken care of” talk from him didn’t get him a thing. Oddly…they don’t buy into his “I’m the one” tripe. Ungrateful gits!

    And after he told Israel that he was going to offer an “Imposed Solution”.

    All for naught…

    He gonna be sooo mad!

  7. Liberals Demise says:

    “America Mocks Obama, Too”

    The voices ‘are’ getting louder in those overgrown listeners
    glued to the side of the gourd momma gave him.

  8. JohnMG says:

    ……..”There is some sort of justice when the lowest of the low is able to slam the most arrogant president……”

    Soooooo…………who the hell is we talkin’ ’bout? Who be da “lowess uh de low” an’ who be da mos’ arr’gant?

    Mus’ be sum ridd’l, ain’t it?

  9. Mithrandir says:

    Let face it, Iran is a crap country with crap people BUT, they are the only ones that are completely uncontrollable. No amount of sanctions, threats, taunts, slurs or arm-twisting has any effect on them. It is nice to know that the long arm of the American police state doesn’t extend to Iran. There is one place on the planet, good or ill that has the guts to stand up to America.

    Still can’t stand ’em, but you have to give credit to the scrappy annoying jerk that doesn’t give up no matter how much of a pounding he takes. . .

  10. artboyusa says:

    He “takes a pounding” does he? You mean like…this?
    MAHMOUD AHMADENIJAD, the Tiniest Tyrant, stars in “The Out of Towners”! Rated R for Adult Situations and Mahmoud-related homoeroticism.

    “And what does this writing say here?” asked Mahmoud, holding up a copy of the Village Voice.

    “It says ‘The Man Hole’, Excellency” muttered Reza the Interpreter. “I think it is a type of café”.

    “The Man Hole’ – no women, eh? Sounds like a very Islamic kind of joint” said Mahmoud. “Why is there a picture of a fist?”

    “Perhaps they hold boxing matches?” suggested Reza.

    “And what does this mean, this ‘water sports’?”

    “They must have an indoor pool, Excellency. It also says they offer ‘golden showers’.

    “So hygienic – and how poetically expressed, too. This ‘Man Hole’ seems like an ideal place for us to relax and unwind after accepting the rapturous adulation of our friends at the UN. We shall attend. Summon the limousine at once!”

    “Yes, Master” grovelled Reza.

    ***
    “It is so dark in here” shouted Mahmoud “and the music is so loud!”

    “Truly, Master!” Reza yelled back

    “Still, these all seem like very manly fellows, eh? So healthy looking. Behold their well-muscled torsos, powerful thighs and firm buttocks, gyrating and twisting to the music, their skin gleaming with perspiration, their organs of generation pressing urgently against the shining leather which restrains the rampant male power within”.

    “Um, yes…quite” murmured Reza uncomfortably. “Rampant”.

    “I like those little leather caps too” said Mahmoud. “How different are these strapping fellows to the effete and decadent Americans we usually encounter!”

    “Um, yes…most different indeed”.

    “I can’t stand those lousy faggots – hang them from the nearest crane I say! These wholesome lads remind me of our people – see how many have moustaches and trim little beards?”

    “Uh, of course, Excellency…wholesome”.

    “Look, I need to use the facilities. Here is some Yankee imperialist unbeliever money: why don’t you get us a couple of fruit juices?”

    “Yes, Excellency”.

    Mahmoud elbowed his way to the toilet, which was, if anything, even darker and more crowded than the dance floor.

    “Excusing pliz” he said, practicing his language skills. “Excusing pliz…”

    “Hey there, little guy” growled a figure in the gloom. “How about some of this action?” he suggested, proffering a dripping jar of Crisco.

    “No, thanking you” said Mahmoud. “I have already eaten”.

    “That’s a good one! You’re alright, guy. My name’s Buck – what’s yours?”

    “I am His Excellency Mahmoud Ahmadenijad, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran”.

    “From out of town, huh? That’s okay; you stick with old Buck –he’ll make sure you have a good time.” said Buck, draping a powerful arm around the thin shoulders of the ratlike Persian.

    “Hokay, Buck – I am looking for a goot time!” said Mahmoud brightly.

    “Me too, little fella” said Buck. “Me too. Nice suit, by the way”.

    “Is cotton poly blend. Extra shiny…”

    ***
    Later, a lot later, Reza felt a faint plucking at his sleeve.

    “Excellency – where have you been? Are you alright?”

    “I don’t know, Reza” muttered Mahmoud…”I don’t really know”.

    “Why are you walking so bowlegged, Master? Those leather shorts – what happened to your shiny suit? Why are you wearing that little leather cap?”

    “So many questions. You go back to the hotel, Reza…I think I will stick around here for a little longer…to learn more about the, um, habits of the Americans”.

    “Are you sure, Excellency?”

    “Yes, er, no…I don’t know, Reza: I just don’t know about anything anymore…”


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