The generous rays of the sun beamed down upon the gentle, rolling slopes of Brokeback Mountain. The warm Colorado wind caused the grass to ripple like long, green waves. Two tethered horses idly munched grass and farted.

In the wind-rippled green grass nearby Mahmoud snuggled up closer in the strong arms of Cowboy Buck. He felt so warm and safe there, so loved. Flaring his nostrils, he breathed the cowpoke’s manly aroma and smiled with happiness.

“You sure are a purty little thang” murmured Buck, gently stroking Mahmoud’s bristly cheek. “And you got some right smart duds, too” he said, admiring the gleaming polyester of the Iranian’s leisurewear.

“Bazzapap grizhdad farzibundabag” murmured Mahmoud softly.

“Ah, you’re jes’ saying that” answered Buck.

“Mendo! Yok lemzhad burgandadag, Buck. Yok lemzhad”.

“I love you too, Mac”.

The two men embraced and held each other close.

“Mundo narzagag notred lemzhad, Buck”.

“I know, I know; the world don’t understand our love. Ain’t there someplace we can go? Someplace we can be free? What about your country, Mac? Could we go there?”

“Nunto thinkadad. Ni Iran homopaps dangladad zhag bildemup”.

“No kidding? Hang ‘em from cranes? That don’t sound too good, Mac. No sir; it sure don’t”.

“Yok mibad”.

“It’s not your fault” said Buck. “Don’t beat yoself up. Listen – how about we go back East?”

“Afghanistan??!!”

“No, no sweetheart; east east. Back to Vermont. You’ll love it. We could find us a little place of our own, maybe open a bed and breakfast or an antiques store, settle down and be happy. Whaddaya say?”

“Mandapap zhargabag niknik zunzadabar, Buck. “Kango nes?

“Yeah – why not? And we could get married, too. How’d you like to be Mrs Buck Goldstein, huh?”

Locked in Buck’s hot embrace, Mahmoud’s eyes widened in shock and awe.

“Goldstein? Goldstein! Cowboy Buck es un Yiddin! YIDDIN!” he thought desperately, going all tense and stuff.

Then Mahmoud felt Buck starting to do that special thing he liked, the exact nature of which we need not go into any further, and he shrugged his narrow shoulders.

“Kango nes?” he said happily. “Why not? Nobody is perfact.”

“Oh, Mac!” ejaculated Buck. “That’s great! Yok lemzhad, little guy! Yok lemzhad”

“Hokey-doke, meester” stammered the randy little Persian. “You me make jigajig now, Buck?”

“Jigajig? You betcha!” grinned the alternative lifestyle celebrating masculine archetype. “You betcha!”

“Fabfab, Buck! Fabfab!”

You first. People living in glass tents shouldn’t throw IED’s!

What do you want to bet Mr. Obama does apologize.

It is what Democrats do best.

One thing is for sure Obama will try to repair past crimes. Probably send Iran our guns after he takes them away form Americans.

Also; caugh thiis on drudge
http://www.nydailynews.com/new....._door.html

Imagine if this had been Bush!

The “ONE” has opened the clenched fists of those that wish our deaths and all is well. WOW!! What a load off our shoulders….we have been delievered ………..On our knees to our greatful new masters.
BTW, do they make camel contraceptives and how much for a gross? How else do you stop the growth of Islamist?

As far as I’m concerned Ahmadinejad can eat shit and die. I can’t even imagine how outraged I will be if Barry apologizes, on behalf of me, to the Iranian’s.

If you forget history, you are doomed to repeat it.

He can’t fathom the implications, so we get more useless rhetoric and cliche-filled comments.

His instinct, as a coward – is to capitulate with Iran as a “peace offering”, but someone, a few bumps higher on the IQ chart must have reminded him “not good for our Isreali friends”.

I can see the Magic 8 Ball being shaken as we speak…

Obama: Let’s just sit down and talk with our enemies, they’ll see the light of reason and that we’re not a threat, and become our friends.

Ahmadinejad: He’s saying WHAT? Let’s take this guy for a ride and see how much he’ll do for us.

…….It is what Democrats do best……”

I guess the ‘listening-rather-than-dictating” part is a one-way street, huh? They get to ‘dictate’, we get to ‘listen’ is the way Obama wants it.

Yeah, he’ll apologize–it’s helpful to his grand plan. My biggest problem with that is that he doesn’t even care how his groveling before this third-rate little piss ant is read by the rest of the muslim world. If Obama had an ounce of brains he’d at least pick someone with a little world credibility as a “tough guy” before whom he chose to prostrate himself. As it is, he just looks weak and ridiculous. This type of shit is bound to cause the rest of the world to “respect” us (NOT)!!

If he wants to compromise the safety and security of HIS family, that’s his business. He’s got no business doing so with mine!

My opinion? Finish it! If that means toasting the whole region, go for it!! This scourge called islam must be erradicated. That’ll be the only way to make them know the rest of the world is serious.

What a concept!

Just think what a different world we would live in today if we had of did that.