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Al Qaeda Offers 10 Camels For Obama’s Head

From ABC News:

Al Qaeda Offshoot Offers Camels for Obama’s Head, Hens for Hillary Clinton’s

By MOHAMED IBRAHIM | Sat, Jun 9, 2012

The al Qaeda affiliate in Somalia has mocked the new $33 million bounty on its top leaders heads by offering its own bounty for President Obama and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton – 10 camels for Obama and 20 chickens for Clinton.

"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 Camels to the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

Apparently they aren’t afraid of being accused of discrimination over gender equity.

Earlier this week, the U.S. offered a total of $33 million through the State Department’s Rewards for Justice program for information leading to the capture of seven different Shabaab leaders, including Khalaf.

The U.S. offered $7 million for founder and commander Ahmed Abdi Aw-Mohamed, AKA Godane or Mukhtar Abu Zubeir, five million for Khalaf and three other men, and $3 million apiece for two other leaders

In his response to the U.S. rewards, Khalaf said that "infidels" offering bounties for Muslims was "nothing new."

"There is nothing new in the fact that infidels pay to have Muslim leaders killed," said Khalaf. "They already did that by offering camels for the head of Prophet Mohammed, and the dollar is the camel of today."

Khalaf was referencing a passage in the Koran in which 100 camels were offered for the Prophet Mohammed as he fled Mecca for Medina.

How can you deal with people for whom the 6th century was just last week?

"I can assure you that these kind of things will never dissuade us from continuing the holy war against them," said Khalaf.

We keep forgetting. Why do the Al Qaeda in Somalia hate us again?

Still, it’s clear that these Al Qaeda leaders have not been reading all the leaks in the New York Times, and they don’t realize what a tough guy they are dealing with in Obama.

This article was posted by Steve on Monday, June 11th, 2012. Comments are currently closed.

3 Responses to “Al Qaeda Offers 10 Camels For Obama’s Head”

  1. P. Aaron says:

    “…10 cocks for Hillary Clinton” you know there’s a boatload of jokes here.

  2. Liberals Demise says:

    I’ll put up a full carton of Camels if they toss in the New Black Panthers to their so called list.

  3. DW says:

    Wanna make ’em cry?
    Tell them: “OK, it’s a deal. BUT…the camels have to be virgins.”

    Heck, the search for just one unsullied dromedary would keep them busy and out of trouble for quite a while…

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