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American Terrorist Calls For Attacks On Bush

From his fans at ABC News:


American Al Qaeda Leader To Bush: ‘We Will Be Waiting For You’

Native Californian Al Qaeda Leader Makes Threats Against Bush Middle East Visit

By MADELEINE SAUER

Jan. 6, 2008 — American Al Qaeda leader Adam Gadahn told his followers to welcome Bush “with bombs and traps” upon his upcoming visit to the Middle East this week.

“The occupied territories are awaiting their first visit by the crusader Bush and the mujahideen are also waiting for him,” said Gadahn, a California native and now an Al Qaeda spokesman.

Gadahn is the star of the latest al Qaeda propaganda video to be posted online by the group’s media wing, As Sahab.

In his newest dramatic gesture, Gadahn tore up his U.S. passport in protest of the imprisonment of fellow al Qaeda followers Abu Zubaydah, John Walker Lindh and Sheikh Omar Abdul Rahman.

“I don’t need it to travel anyway,” he said afterwards…

He said the United States has been “unmistakably defeated” in Iraq in Afghanistan and has lost the battle for hearts and minds “in spectacular fashion.”

“They’re about to hand the whole mess over to local proxies who, if they haven’t already, shall soon rue the day they sold their souls and religion to the American devil,” Gadahn said…

Despite his rejection of U.S. citizenship, Gadahn made reference to the mortgage crisis in the United States, saying that it was triggered by right-wing fanatics trying to usher in the “end days.”

Mr. Pearlman’s Gadahn’s hatred of President Bush is making him so crazy he is starting to sound like Nancy Pelosi.

Of course if Mr. Pearlman Gadahn is ever arrested and brought to justice, all of this will be forgiven and forgotten.

He will just be another confused and misled youth.

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13 Responses to “American Terrorist Calls For Attacks On Bush”

  1. Reality Bytes

    He left Orange County, Calif., almost 10 years ago for Pakistan and has been a regular feature in al Qaeda videos, at first wearing a mask, but he has been appearing unveiled for more than a year now. He often threatens to continue to target the United States at home and abroad.

    Orange County you say?! Do Tell! Oh, when the club here’s about this, the Gadhan’s could loose their membership.

    Bad joke for the day:

    A man takes his little boy to the Ground Zero Memorial. “What’s this place, Daddy?”

    “Well son, 50 years ago, some Arabs hijacked some planes & flew them into these two towers & killed 3000 people.”

    The boy looked at the memorial & then back at his Dad & asked, “Daddy? What’s an Arab?”

    With guys like Adam boy, it may very well come to it someday.

  2. Warmonger Infidel

    “In his newest dramatic gesture, Gadahn tore up his U.S. passport in protest ”

    He left the U. S. almost 10 years ago. Passports are only good for 10 years. Kind of like J Freaking Kerry throwing somebody else’s medals over the fence isn’t it? Damn, maybe that’s were he got the idea?

    Tal-i-wacker boy here would be crapping his pants and peeing down his leg if we ever got even close to him. If we ever captured him, it would be constant diarrhea.

  3. Kilmeny

    WI, I thought the same thing. Kinda loses its dramatic zing if its expired and no good, eh?

  4. Warmonger Infidel

    When he travels back to the U. S. he won’t need a passport. They aren’t required for occupied caskets.

  5. BigOil

    So the American Mooki has popped his head up again. This clown has what looks like a greasy spoon tablecloth draped over his hollow mellon. Does Al Qaeda actually believe this asshat will strike fear into the hearts of Americans?

  6. sheehanjihad

    This terrorist wannabe is just a winky holster for Jack Murtha…..but if there was ever a prime candidate for a tater stick splitting his fat head like a ripe melon, this miserable excuse for living dog shit is it.

    Truth is, he is about as much a terrorist as the Snag…..hell, she is scarier, especially if she was on Redondo beach in her long johns posing for Popular Mechanincs……but this dork has no idea what the term “tool” is, and as soon as the carpet brains have had enough of his non terror bleatings, they will kill him.

    I do wish, however, that a squad of Marines would get to him first…..and all of them empty their clips directly into his mouth. He will die however, one way or the other, but he will die. Sooner, hopefully, then later.

  7. 1sttofight

    He is the new Baghdad Bob.

    “Their stomachs are roasting at the gates of Baghdad”.

  8. stir crazy

    Innocent? As in hacking off heads and blowing up pizza parlors? Compassionate? As in suicide bombers and female circumcision? What a crock!

  9. take_no_prisoners

    I just watched braveheart for the first time last night. Too bad we couldn’t subject Adam Gadan to the same fate that William Wallace was subjected to. I wonder if Al Americani would have any great statement after being hanged, drawn, castrated, and then disembowelled and watching his intestines burning over the fire (Freedom!) before being beheaded and quartered. Possibly, but nah, he would probably cry for mercy before any of the official proceedings began.

  10. Liberals Make Great Speedbumps

    “American Al Qaeda leader Adam Gadahn”

    Leader??? I thought he was only a lowly “spokesperson”. When did he get the promotion? Hey Adam, sorry I didn’t hear the good news. How about you tell me your location so some of our boys can deliver a proper congratulation?

  11. BillK

    I haven’t memorized the New Testament myself, but could someone please direct me to the verse in Revelation that links foreclosures made on people who can’t afford the houses they bought with the end times?

    Is there some special al Qaeda version of the Bible I should consult? Is it in the Koran somewhere?

  12. studmuffin

    That video has all the excitement of a cooking show. “And now we baste the turkey, being careful not to…”

    I especially like how he can’t tear through the spine of that hefty little booklet. Maybe those terrorist “training camps” aren’t all they’re cracked up to be.

  13. Clark Kent

    Simple solution. Nuke Waziristan, the Taliban hideout. Tell them “That’s one. You f**k with the West again, we nuke Mecca”. Problem solved


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