Comments on: Islam Q&A – On Devil Stoning Mistakes

By: wardmama4

wardmama4 — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:34:50 +0000

bobbys – be careful – The One ™ is watching and you will be punished.

Can you imagine what the msm and voters would do to a Republican who used ‘the intention’ to defend a terrible vote? They would never see a chance at running for dog catcher much less be in ‘The Office of the President Elect’ – what a vapid teenager, like he is soooo important.

Peas be upon The One ™.

By: proreason

proreason — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:03:43 +0000

“Should I go back to the first day and get stoned till the fourth day and forget the second and third day altogether”

rofl……..but when it gets that complicated, best to ask obamy

By: patricko

patricko — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 19:49:07 +0000

And he forgot to add, “When you go back to do it, make sure you hurry up. Run, run, run.”

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 18:04:28 +0000

What if I got stoned on the second day and ate till the third day and repeated the second day on the third and fourth day but skipped the first day. Should I go back to the first day and get stoned till the fourth day and forget the second and third day altogether? Praise be to the Prophet Cannibus….. and Fritos Chips and Big Gulps and………

By: U NO HOO

U NO HOO — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 00:57:53 +0000

DEZ, you sound like a light bulb.

By: bobbys

bobbys — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:37:50 +0000

Praise be to Obama.

Whoever stones the baby due to be aborted on the second day of Eid al-Adha before noon has to repeat the action after noon on that day. If he did find out The baby escaped slaughter and lived that this was wrong until the third or fourth day, he should go back and stone the baby after noon on the third or fourth day, before doing the stoning for that particular day on which he remembered that. If he does not find out until after sunset on the fourth day (i.e. the thirteenth of Dhu’l-Hijjah) then he should not do the ramiy (because the time for doing the Ramiy ends when the days of Tashreeq end), and he has to offer a sacrifice in the sanctuary (of planned parenthood ) and give the meat to the poor.

And Obama is the Source of strength. May Obama send blessings and peace upon our Prophet Muhammad.

By: 1republicanscientist

1republicanscientist — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:58:59 +0000

ask the jackass.

By: DEZ

DEZ — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:58:56 +0000

What?

By: U NO HOO

U NO HOO — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:57:44 +0000

Who’s on first.?.?

By: proreason

proreason — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:45:29 +0000

Thanks SG.

These lessons clarify the source of Obamy’s logical mental framework.

By: pinandpuller

pinandpuller — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:23:20 +0000

Wasn’t that guy on a call in show with Dr. Drew?

All I can think of is that wine commercial I saw when I was a kid, starring Orson Wells:

We will stone no Jamaraat until it is time. Something like that.

By: DEZ

DEZ — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:21:23 +0000

“What should a person do if he stones the Jamaraat (the devil)”

They stone Mohamed?