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Obama’s Birthday Astrology ‘Profile’

From How Stuff Works:

President Barack Obama, marking his 48th birthday, takes a break from his official duties to bring birthday greetings to veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas, left, who shares the same birthday and turns 89, Tuesday, Aug. 4, 2009, in the White House Press Briefing Room in Washington.

August 4 Birthday Astrology

by Jill M. Phillips

Leo Information for August 4

You should embrace: Quiet times, progress, sensitivity

You should avoid: Rash decisions, idle promises, egotism

August 4 Birthday Astrology

Even if they are not particularly good-looking, Leos born on August 4 may seem to be highly attractive because their personality is so engaging. These individuals are highly rebellious and may have a hard time fitting into a conventional mold. They prefer to do things their own way, even if this means hurting their chances for receiving accolades.

Friends and Lovers

When it comes to making friends, August 4 individuals have a genuine love of people and are virtually incapable of judgmental thinking. Love is anything but conventional for these intriguing people. They are likely to have more than their share of heartaches, usually brought on by an overly idealistic view of romance.

Children and Family

Because August 4 individuals are rebel types, family background actually means little to them. They don’t believe in having too much allegiance to family members. They make somewhat distant parents to their own children. Because of their involvement in career and humanitarian concerns, these individuals may not be overly attentive to their own household.


These people have plenty of nervous energy and are always looking for some way to expel it. They benefit from aerobic exercise at least four or five times a week. Stretching and deep breathing exercises can be helpful too, since they often suffer from stress and sleep disorders.

Career and Finances

August 4 people have a love of science and other analytical studies. They are highly intelligent and make fine teachers, professors, chemists, health care professionals, and engineers. Money is a fluid factor in the lives of these folks — it comes in and it goes out. Since they aren’t interested in holding on to their loot, they sometimes experience temporary financial shortfalls.

Dreams and Goals

August 4 natives have an unconventional view of what constitutes success. They don’t look to achievements to make them feel good about themselves, nor do they expect to find satisfaction through worldly things. Instead, they’re more concerned with living up to a strongly prescribed code of personal conduct.

Well, it sounds about right to me.

Especially the part about how Mr. Obama should avoid rash decisions, idle promises, egotism.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, August 4th, 2009. Comments are currently closed.

22 Responses to “Obama’s Birthday Astrology ‘Profile’”

  1. Liberals Demise says:

    “You are nothing without family.”
    As you can tell………Money means more to him.

    As for the birth-day boy……..

    Happens to us all once a year. (big deal)

    At least I have family and friends that love me for who I am and I don’t have to pay for!!

  2. GetBackJack says:

    According to the English Qabbalah Calculator of the Hermetic New Dawn ..

    Barack = 47 = Beast, Babalon, Grail, Nemo, HRU, IHVH, Beliar, Alone, Monad, Time, Ahephi, Anubi, Embrace, Ablaze, Force, Bull, Dharana, Jinn
    Hussein = 95 = Clear Light, Pentagram, Dominus, Lord of All, Son of God, Solar Eagle, Sirius, Mazloth, Metagalactic, Manyhood, Kundalini
    Obama = 32 = Life, Ire, Fate, Eve, Abased, Dew, Leo, Sage, Deva, Veda, Jihad , Con, Hare,DAMN

    Or, I can just go with the Cosmic Giggle Factor coughed up a hair ball on this auspicious day in 1961.

  3. VMAN says:

    Happy birther day to you Happy birther day to you Happy birther day you’re not the president Happy birther day to you

  4. JohnMG says:

    What a load of horse shit! By the way, in that picture, which one is Helen Thomas?

  5. catie says:

    What a fantabulous picture-not. Old Helen better watch out, soon the messiah will have her going down the hospice chute.

    • JohnMG says:

      Looks like the ol’ hag put her lipstick on with a caulking gun. The only thing more disgusting than what issues from her mouth is the caustic drivel that issues from her pen. Why doesn’t this hideous old crone hang it up? She has nothing worthwhile to contribute.

  6. crosspatch says:

    Wow, you can clearly see how excited Helen is … or maybe they need to turn down the A/C.

  7. BigOil says:

    Congratulations Barry. A day to celebrate 47 1/2 years of creating nothing – and 6 months of destroying everything.

  8. wardmama4 says:

    I see the Bad and the Ugly – Where is the Good?

    VMAN – great song – how about another chorus –

    Happy birther day to you, happy birther day to you, Happy birther day you’re not the president Happy birther day to you.

    And GetBackJack – at least a hairball accomplishes removing excess hair from a cat’s stomach after grooming – Other than being punished with two children – and deceiving the stupid masses into a fraudulent election ‘win’ – what has Obama accomplished?

    • proreason says:

      He is the demagogue that the facists who control him have sought for decades. In that sense, he is the most accomplished person since Vladimir Lenin, Adolf Hitler, and Mao Zedong.

      And although his crimes against humanity are not yet as great as those of his 3 modern-era predecessors, if you consider the conditions of the countries where the 4 of them emerged from their cesspools, it is not unreasonable to make an argument that the destruction his goals would rain on the earth is in the same league as the 3 “change agents” we typically consider to be the most evil people in modern history.

      Remember this, Lenin, HItler, and Mao cared not a whit about the will of their people. They imposed THEIR OWN WILLS on their countries.

      And The Moron is attempting to do the same. The will of the American people means nothing to him and his cabal. Nothing.

    • Melly says:

      If only millions more people were as astute as you,

  9. wirenut says:

    Clairvoyant. I am not! Here’s Swami wirenut’s take.
    Crosspatch, it’s not what you think, it’s Chris Matthews leg under that “red” shirt/blouse/tent. The poster child for editorial abortion in the “pic”, has just vacuumed up obamacrack with a snot locker larger than most cash for clunkers candidates. The messiah is only smiling because most hands are above the table. Prediction: both admire the first ladies arms while having sex,GAG!!!!!

  10. GetBackJack says:

    WardMama … (grinning) … let’s see … I’d say he’s accomplishing everything his radical Marxist Islamic [1] masters planned for him to accomplish. Driving our debt to the brink, setting in runaway inflation that will match Italy, ruining confidence in the dollar, empowering legions of czars, pulling on my ears like a good nanny stater, creating high visibility for $100 a pound steak, presenting the Queen of England with the smarmiest most underhanded and insulting ‘gift’ in her 57 years as monarch. Peed on little children, demanded worship by the mass media, impregnated Nancy Pelosi with his demon spawn, broke the Pope’s wrist, is currently waging a war of species on the battlefield of magic and has created a hellish race of sub-humans in a secret underground base in the 51st Ward of Chi-town which his shock troops are guarding with their lives, their dope, their gang signs and their Tec 9s and extreme attitude. Why, they’re been capping ten peeps a day in gangsta land to keep the lid on this End Of The World Dawn of the Dead scene from being discovered.

    Other than that, there’s setting back Russian American relations by two decades, dissing a free democracy to the point of near anarchy, scaring the hell out of the Chinese who hold nearly all our debt and empowering the Communist in our hemisphere to lash out and take what they want. Changing our strategy in Afghanistan from eradicating poppy crops to giving assistance in poppy growing and (wink wink) going instead after the dealer network (sounds like a hit on the Kennedy Clan, but that’s another story).

    Oh, and let’s not forget lying non-stop. Even when he sleeps and goes to the bathroom for #2 he’s lying. He’s not human, so going to the bathroom is a lie, too. He actually unscrews his head in the bathroom and swallows canaries.


    [1] Marxist Islamics? Yes, really … http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thequeenandi/

  11. canary says:

    Helen Thomas is not wearing a bra. I noticed, because last photo, she had eyelit hole where her cleavage is, and our public schools would have sent her home. She must have whispered dirty talk in his ear, even Michello hasn’t made him blushing and smile that big.

    • JohnMG says:

      …..”Helen Thomas is not wearing a bra. I noticed, because last photo, she had eyelit hole where her cleavage is……”

      Helen Thomas is not wearing a bra. I noticed, because her face and neck looked less wrinkled. ;-}

  12. Melly says:

    “The Picture of Dorian Gray” comes to mind.

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