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Barack Obama – SEAL Team 6 Action Figure

From the former news magazine, known as Time:

Barack ObamaIntroducing: The Barack Obama SEAL Team Six Action Figure

By: Madison Gray
May 11, 2011

After the excitement of hearing that President Obama orchestrated the strike and kill against Osama bin Laden, it didn’t take long to put out an action figure of the Commander in Chief.

Oxford, Conn.-based toymaker Herobuilders, who last brought you action figures of the Old Spice Guy, Dos Equis Beer’s "The Most Interesting Man in the World" and Allstate Insurance’s "Mayhem," have created a super-bad SEAL Team Six replica of the 44th President in full urban fatigue gear, wearing a "Punisher" t-shirt with the numeral 6 printed on it, and carrying a military issue M4A1 rifle…

Of course the hero builders in our news media have already beat this toy maker to the punch.

But shouldn’t the number on the T-shirt be 666?

This article was posted by Steve on Thursday, May 12th, 2011. Comments are currently closed.

17 Responses to “Barack Obama – SEAL Team 6 Action Figure”

  1. JohnMG says:

    Well, everything else about him is make-believe, why not one of these? But if I was a member of SEAL Team #6, I’d be pissed.

    Which brings us to the point. The success of the SOC was a direct result of the rebuilding/expanding of Spec Ops by the left-hated Donald Rumsfeld and GWB in the wake of 9/11. Once again, this phony “warrior of the White House” reaps the benefits of his constntly-maligned predecessor’s initiatives.

    He is a shameless opportunist without an original idea of his own. Even his radical leftist agenda is borrowed from the failed policies of others. I don’t believe he’s capable of an original thought.

    • untrainable says:

      if I was a member of SEAL Team #6, I’d be pissed. A-men John. And the “Punisher” comic people should be pissed too. To have a depiction of the “Mary” in the White House wearing the symbol of their ass kicking hero should piss off every comic fan out there.

      If there is going to be an Oblamer action figure, it should be living in Barbie’s dreamhouse with Kenny the other happily emasculated girly man of childrens toys. Put an ascot on weasel.

    • Rusty Shackleford says:

      “He is a shameless opportunist without an original idea of his own.”


  2. Liberals Demise says:

    Not mentioned in the article build up of the “Poser in Chief” 666 action figure is the brown deposit that wiffs of fear, load between the back pockets region.
    Being a Combat Marine, I’d place my money on the fact that Action Figure “Hoops” Obama would be the first to bolt when shit hit the fan.

    For Sale: Military issue / M4A1 Assault Rifle
    Carried by Barack Obama on a Black Ops Mission
    Never fired and only dropped once!

  3. Astravogel says:

    I do hope that SEAL Team 6 has
    the requisite number of minorities
    and women.

  4. David says:

    Plastic, empty-headed, and a play thing for someone else. Sounds like Obama to me.

  5. Not so fast says:

    And just think if you switch the Camo pants for a baggy show your briefs shorts, viola, instead Drive By gangsta! How cool is THAT?

  6. tranquil.night says:

    “But shouldn’t the number on the T-shirt be 666?”


    • Chase says:

      It is 666..his chest is just concave and small enough that the first and last digit are under his armpits.

  7. proreason says:

    Dimes to donuts there’s no bulge in his pants.

  8. BannedbytheTaliban says:

    Like most dolls, the BHO action figure is true to life and lacks the necessary, lets say ‘equipment package’, that real heros have.

  9. GetBackJack says:

    That image is a powerful Ipecac …. aaaacccckk. Good lord, that was projectile. ‘Scuse me while ….. good, hit the trash can that time … whew.

    Damn, Steve. Dude, where’s your sense of decency?

    • Rusty Shackleford says:

      Somewhere, the creator of Hasbro’s “GI Joe” action figures is crying.

  10. wirenut says:

    An empty head and all plastic? That’s our guy alright. I’d sooner buy a telepromter in camo.


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