Who does Smokin Joe think he’s kidding? At least be accurate and tell us the money is flowing out of the mints in Philadelphia and Denver. Until, of course, in a year or two when it will begin flowing from our paychecks in the form of massive tax increases.

Mere details my boy…Now go away…can’t you see they are too busy “guessing” to be bothered with “stuff” ? LOL

Biden has the IQ of a rock.

Ahhhh, Just “share’n the wealth”…My…ain’t it grand?!

And John…you have a bigger one! LOL

Code for blaming Bush. No wonder we can’t teach children responsibility. The adults in charge (and I use the term adults loosely.) won’t practice “the buck stops here”. Of course, narcissists don’t make mistakes.

Everyone guessed wrong on jobs, my…bleep. They flat out lied to push through “the one’s” socialistic agenda. This whole mess Oblabla’s made (Yes, you heard me correctly Mr. President, your mess.) may be at the beginning of biting him in his skinny backside. The people are not going to follow for long without work unless, of course, they are put on the government dole. (Maybe that’s the whole point.) Then the rest of us supplying the handouts will need to become pit bulls-some with lipstick.

‘Flowing’ is a participle that my wife uses every twenty-eight days or so. I wonder when old Slow Joe and Duh Won are going to ‘stop the bleeding.’

WHICH village idiot? It’s getting to where you can’t tell them apart without a score card.

Silly me. I thought they had a plan!

The voice and vision of truth and reality to B/S Biden and o-blah-blah: “Boys .. you’ve made a mess. The economy is trashed, American businesses are in upheaval, unemployment is higher than it has been in 25 plus years, … you’ve really screwed things up fellows!”

o-blah-blah: “Ahhhhh .. that stimulus guess thing .. uhhhh .. that was part of the solution NOT the problem! Annnnd .. the next quatrillion we dump .. that’s what we have guessed will really put the icing on the cake. Sooooo .. ignore those silly facts that get tossed about so we stay stuck in the failed policies of the past. Ahhhhh .. we need to try failed policies of the right here and now! We’ve got to downsize this mess George Bush made by making it 42 times the mess.”

And Bullshit Biden (after sticking his fingers in his ears): “No,no, no! Don’t be hung up with the truth .. with what seems to be the reality of things. We’re on top of this thing. Ya just don’t spend bazillions over nite. We’re on it. La, la, la, la, la, la …”.

Yeah, my doctor got a new scale and it had to be broken in to weigh me correctly. My wife keeps shrinking my pants in the wash.

I gained five pounds last month but I could have gained ten so I’m entitled to two bowls of ice cream for dessert because next month I might lose weight or just gain 2 pounds.

If there are twenty four hours in a day what’s with night time?

Clear enough now?