Comments on: Biden Fumbles His Oath-Giving – Twice

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:13:39 +0000

Hillary is taking her oath with her hand on a Bible in the top clip.

We may wonder how. But there it is.

By: bitterclinger

bitterclinger — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 08:08:10 +0000

When Fox News covered this story, they put up a funny graphic.

It read “The Oaf of Office”.

By: NSKauai

NSKauai — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:56:10 +0000

So far no one except Biden has taken the full oath on the Bible. This is a corrupt administration from the getgo. If you do not take the oath then you are not binding by it. Smooth operators I tell ya. Time for the USA to clean house.

By: artboyusa

artboyusa — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:49:35 +0000

“Hillary? It’s me – Bill. Now, please don’t hang up, honey…”

“Bill? How’d you get this number? What are you doing calling me? You know you’re supposed to arrange it with my attorneys first”.

“Ah’m real sorry, honey…”

“We had a deal. We signed papers”.

“Ah know, Ah know. It’s just that today, when Ah was standing there beside you and you were trying to take the oath…”

“Biden – that mange-afflicted imbecile! That leper! How dare he embarrass me on my special day? I’ll have his nuts for earrings, so help me…”

“Shhh…Ah know you will, honey. Like Ah was saying, standing there with you and our daughter, pretending to be a family, well, it made me think back, you know, to the early days, when we was first married”.

“Oh yeah?”

“Yeah. Remember how it used to be? We had so much fun back then, we were so spontaneous and wild. Remember how we sometimes we used to just take the afternoon off, just for no reason at all, and spend the rest of the day just making sweet, sweet love?”

“Yeah – occasionally to each other. Listen, Bill; what do you want exactly? I know you’ve got plenty of time on your hands now but I’m a busy diplomat. I’ve got a briefcase full of important documents – treaties, articles of confederation, declarations of war and stuff – that demand my urgent attention”.

“Do you ever miss them days? Ah sure do. Ah’m missing them right now”.

“Sorry, Bill but I don’t think I can help you”.

“What are you wearing, honey?”

“Huh? Now you knock that off, mister!”

“Ah’m naked”.

“Hanging up now! Hanging up!”

“But honey…” CLICK

By: NotStuckOnStupid

NotStuckOnStupid — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:30:26 +0000

He’ll make wonderful SNL and Leno fodder. I can’t wait!

By: proreason

proreason — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:15:43 +0000

“Biden, who was using a note card, faltered”

He can read? Who knew?

By: Helena

Helena — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:11:47 +0000

Stutterin’ Joe, he was knowed as. They’re tiny fluffs, not really worthy of mention. But so was Roberts’s. What a jerk to make a fuss about it in the first place. It really shows the level of his thinking more than anything. Teeny-tiny.