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Bizarro Judge Is Still Pushing $54M Pants Suit

From those champions of the rule of law at ABC News:

Judge Continues to Press Pants Suit

Judge Who Lost $54 Million Lawsuit Over Lost Pants Asks Judge to Reconsider Verdict

A customer who sued a dry cleaner for $54 million over a missing pair of pants has asked the judge who threw out the widely mocked case to reconsider, saying she committed a “fundamental legal error.”

Roy L. Pearson, a local administrative law judge, argued Wednesday that District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff failed to address his legal claims. Bartnoff had ruled that the business owners did not violate the city’s consumer protection law by failing to live up to his expectations of a “Satisfaction Guaranteed” sign once displayed in the store.

“The court effectively substituted a guarantee of satisfaction with ‘reasonable’ limits and preconditions for the unconditional and unambiguous guarantee of satisfaction the defendant-merchant chose to advertise for seven years,” Pearson wrote. “That was a fundamental legal error.”

If Bartnoff rejects Pearson’s motion, he could take the matter to the District of Columbia Court of Appeals.

The motion comes less than a week after the South Korean immigrant owners of Custom Cleaners asked the judge to order Pearson to cover $83,000 in legal fees.

“(The) Plaintiff’s motives have been clear quite simply, to harass Defendants and to attempt to utterly destroy their lives,” attorney Christopher Manning wrote…

Pearson’s suit, which originally sought $67 million, was based on a strict interpretation of the city’s consumer protection law. It also included damages for inconvenience, mental anguish and attorney’s fees for representing himself.

Something tells me he is a Democrat.

In any case, this guy needs to be kicked off the bench, disbarred — and given some thorough psychiatric evaluations.

This article was posted by Steve on Thursday, July 12th, 2007. Comments are currently closed.

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