President George Bush declared a state of emergency in the District of Columbia today and ordered the use of federal funds for Barack Obama’s inauguration.

“An emergency exists in the District of Columbia,” White House press secretary Dana Perino said in a statement.

In the next week, as many as two million people are expected to travel to the area from all over the world to see Obama become the 44th president of the United States.

Perino said federal aid is available “for emergency protective measures that are undertaken to save lives and protect public health and safety” and will be used for security and transportation needs.

Streets are expected to close; only taxis will have access to bridges and security will be tightened.

Have you ever spent that much in a single day of your life? other than buying a house, or for some, a car.

Of course, this is just a drop in the bucket of the debt you have incurred since September (when John McCain took the lead in the polls), and it is just a tiny fraction of what will be ladled on in the next few months.

Surely, our lives will improve immensely because of the actions of these wise solons.

Another bright side is that your children will be paying a lot of this for you. They will be able to easily afford it after Obamy changes everything for the better.