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CAIR Mocks Crazy ‘Islamic Terror Fantasy’

This is still on the front page of the website of those wonderful patriots at the Council On American-Islamic Relation:

Passenger Makes Up Islamic Terror Fantasy

Posted 12/7/2009

True story. A right-winger who obviously reads too many of those really hard-core Islamophobic blogs emailed around a detailed account of how he had heroically thwarted a terrorist attack on a flight from Atlanta to Houston.

According to the story, which proliferated on conservative blogs and rose as high up the wingnut food chain as Glenn Beck’s website, Ted Petruna was on the AirTrans flight waiting to taxi when he saw a bunch of "Muslims" acting suspiciously

Petruna was never on the airplane in question. He had had a reservation, but missed a connection and couldn’t make the flight. There was in fact a group of brown people on the flight Petruna missed. But they were speaking Spanish.

Ah, those stupid, paranoid right-wingers.

Gosh, how we laughed.

But what timing, huh? It’s almost Larry Johnson-like.

By the way, there is still no condemnation of the Detroit terror attack listed on CAIR’s press releases page.

They must be too busy to comment.

This article was posted by Steve on Monday, December 28th, 2009. Comments are currently closed.

22 Responses to “CAIR Mocks Crazy ‘Islamic Terror Fantasy’”

  1. Right of the People says:

    It must be nice to live in their world (Barry’s world too).

  2. proreason says:

    Has the Slimes called it terrorism yet? Until they do so, it’s just another wingnut fairy tale.

    If they ever do call it so, it will be time to award the Medal of Honor to Obamy for saving or preventing the deaths of the 300 passengers.

  3. AmericanIPA says:

    It’s official. The term “wingnut” now means “person who is not asleep and believes little the government tells them”.

  4. joeblough says:

    The product of Gaubatz’ undercover investigation of CAIR:

    Muslim Mafia: Inside the Secret Underworld that’s Conspiring to Islamize America by P. David Gaubatz and Paul Sperry

    It’s not a pretty picture.

  5. U NO HOO says:

    Remember that “Radical Mohamadans” are those who do not cut off infidels’ heads.

  6. sheehanjihad says:

    To Janet Napolitano: Do your freakin job, or get out of the way so someone who is actually qualified and not infected with PC “itis” will do the job you are wholly unqualified and apparently unwilling to do.

    Get out before actual Americans die because you are more concerned with offending Muslims than protecting the rest of us from Muslims. Get out now. Step down. CAIR cannot be your director of protocol.

    They aren’t exactly rooting for our side. Get it? You dont? My point exactly. Quit, before you are held responsible for hundreds or thousands of American lives. Please. Just GO!

    Hint: when radical jihadists hope you stay on the job….that should kinda tell you something

    • TwilightZoned says:

      The whole administration and their over-paid
      staff are ALL incompetent.

      I did get my jollies this morning watching
      Fox & Friends interview with her. She tried
      to do the typical Bush blaming but was cut
      off at the knees with this question. “Did you
      personally review all the policies that were
      in place when you took office?”

      Man, that stopped her dead in her tracks!
      If she says no, she’s incompetent. If she says
      yes, she’s still incompetent. What a beautifully
      played catch 22.

    • proreason says:

      That’s why they usually refuse to go on Fox.

      If they get anything other than a lob pitch, they are helpless.

      Same for Axelrod, Rahm the Impaler and the Moron. The only defense is to countrerattack and that doesn’t help either.

      And O’Reilly isn’t the best interviewer either. He is as in love with the Moron as the rest of the lamestream press.

      Would’t you love to see any of them on Hannity. The dream interview team would be Hannity and Levin together.

  7. VMAN says:

    By next week this whole incident will be that the man simply spilled a drink on himself and when he bent over to pick up the cup another man tripped over him. There was no terrorist attack you infidel!!! How could you make such an assumption of the “religion of peace”.

    • jobeth says:

      …and then he sues NW/Delta’s deep pockets for his spilling his drink in his lap…and the man for tripping over him…and the US Gov for…

      =: – O

  8. GetBackJack says:

    I can cure all these terror-problems by this time next week.

    Issue an ultimatum. From the White House.

    Like this … “We no longer live in fear of you. You, the world of Islam, are now responsible for watching your neighbor and your governments, policing wealthy fanatics and even your kids. We’re not doing it for you anymore. The next act of Islamic terror aimed at us, whether it is a rich Islamic fanatic kid with his pants on fire on one of our aircraft, or an insane Muslim doctor trying to poison Jewish patients in Detroit, whatever it is, here is our position.

    “We will incinerate Medina. The targeting solutions are entered into our best nuclear delivery packages. You … are now responsible for policing your own. If you strike at us, and we incinerate Media and it’s not enough to get your attention, try it again and we will turn Mecca into a sea of molten glass uninhabitable for the remainder of the lifetime of this planet. Try it again, and we will make Riyadh a smoking crater and seize every dollar and every investment from every Islamic nation and people in the world. Continue after that and we will ratchet up our nuclear response until you do pay attention and clean your own house. Continue from there and we will bio-engineer genetic weapons targeting only our gene cluster.

    “When Abraham Lincoln had to put down what he viewed as insurrection against this nation he ordered General Sherman to do exactly what I’ve just outlined … but to his own people. General Sherman complied and scorched the earth from Virginia to the Atlantic right through the heart of the Confederacy, and that was our own people. How much more cataclysmic will our reply be to aliens of our nation?

    “You’ve been warned. There is no grace period. No hudna. No trickery and no escape. This Official Position begins this day, from this hour. You are now responsible for your own fate. Choose well, because while we are stockpiled with tens of thousands of nuclear warheads and a nearly illimitable supply of ways to deliver them, you have a limited number of cities and leaders.

    “Our people are tired of giving you the benefit of the doubt, Xraying grandmothers in wheelchairs, having to fly airplanes wearing slippers and loafers and being restricted from bringing even the simplest items of convenience on board an aircraft just because you think you can change Western Civilization by killing random mothers and fathers and children. You worship a violent god of war. We trust technology and science blended together into superior firepower. Your probation begins now.

    “Good night, and good luck.”

    Tell me that wouldn’t work.

    • proreason says:

      It’s the same approach I proposed 9/12/2001, except that I would start with Tehran. That way, you get a twofer with the first obliteration.

    • sheehanjihad says:

      GetBackJack…..I really like the way you think! Just like Pro, I thought of that a while back…and not enlist the “permission” of the world to do it. I am positive that once Medina was glowing that the attacks would quit….all it takes is one time…and actually do it. To be sure, every last protester who tried to pull the usual code pink crap would be arrested and sent to decontaminate the cities of the countries they chose over our own….but hey, just sayin. They need a beat down…a very severe beat down. Make the “good” muslims responsible for the normal muslims!! LOL…..I like that a lot.

    • jobeth says:

      Puleeeze tell me one of you guys will run for president in 2012. Simple and to the point…A real solution.

      The world won’t like it…they would whine and complain in outrage…but ‘know what? They would sit up and take notice the moment the first nuke was dispatched.

      Then watch the rush to “be friends” with the US.

      Yep..I agree…it would work. And well.

    • joeblough says:


      Got my vote.

    • mr_bill says:

      Jack, Brilliant! Of course it would require a president with some testicles, which the current empty-suit is lacking. I would like to start with the public execution of the crotch bomber. I say we shove a stick of dynamite up his cornhole, tie him to a post and detonate it. Televise the whole thing so his ‘brothers’ can watch him go to meet allah in a million pieces, that should get their attention for the announcement of the new terrorist policy.

    • Right of the People says:

      Mr Bill,

      You forgot one thing, wrap a couple pounds of bacon all around him that way he’ll be unclean and won’t be able to enter heaven and get his 72 virgin little boys.

  9. Liberals Demise says:

    I’ll sign my name to that Proclamation………proudly!!

    Btw …..we can target multiple targets at once with one (1) missile, multiple warheads.
    Scorch ’em all!!

  10. bill says:

    It’s Barry Husein’s new respect for Islamic terror bombers that is causing them to expose their crayola.

  11. Tater Salad says:

    RPG Butt Plug for Allah and all his Muslim buddies who are terrorists:


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