Comments on: Carbon Hog Miss Earth Pageant Kicks Off

By: wardmama4

wardmama4 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:25:56 +0000

Leave it to a reporter NOT to catch a spelling error!!!!!

By: GL0120

GL0120 — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:25:38 +0000

I don’t know about anyone else but I’ll be paying careful attention to the way the contestants answer the questions being put to them.
Yes sir, as careful attention as I pay to Suzanne Sommers pronouncements about the evil cancer industry!
The one contestant who said that she looked forward to competing is already smarter than Sommers; she at least understands that it’s not about her brain!

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:19:19 +0000

I’m having a core meltdown!

By: Confucius

Confucius — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:54:06 +0000

1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on prostitutes, or
4. beer or
5. tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US)

I hope this isn’t true. But if it is, why?

By: TwilightZoned

TwilightZoned — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:51:04 +0000

“Nuclear Beauties Wanted for Russian Competition”

Have they checked in Chernobyl? Hee, hee.

By: Reality Bytes

Reality Bytes — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:24:23 +0000

What’s next? Biodegradable Implants?

By: proreason

proreason — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:53:37 +0000

@JimPethokoukis How can Ds put climate change on back burner if they really believe it endangers all of humanity? 11/4 1:53 P.M. -

By: nuthingbettertodo

nuthingbettertodo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:29:40 +0000

What the hell is an ENVIRONTMENT?

By: proreason

proreason — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:39:17 +0000

I’m for the nuclear scientist with the legs up to here.

She’s making me feel a bit “nuclear” as we speak.

By: Helena

Helena — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:33:57 +0000

Hilarious, GBJ. But if these gals want to spread their message, they’re certainly going about it the right way. Here’s another photo:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/engl.....7218_2.htm

By: GetBackJack

GetBackJack — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:35:08 +0000

ECONOMIC STIMULUS???

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

• If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
• If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
• If you purchase a computer, it will go to India.
• If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
• If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
• If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
• If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in America by:

1. spending it at yard sales, or
2. going to ball games, or
3. spending it on prostitutes, or
4. beer or
5. tattoos

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US)

Conclusion:

Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.