Is Barack Obama simply a hypnotist? That’s the easiest explanation.

My local Obamabot, who challenges me to have intelligence and believe in global warming, gave me a blank stare when I asked him about this, or the Younger Dryas Event. Or the $64,000 question, why we even got into a series of ice ages in the first place. Earth is still in one of the coolest times in it’s history and yet the pinheads would have us believe that if not for the heroic intervention of Obama and the Democrats (soon a major motion picture!) the world will cook and turn into another Venus. I shake my head, and wish I could sell them a bridge or plots of land on the moon. I’d be a wealthy man.

That was a lot of rememberin’ to do, professor. All we had to do was sing the “Marine’s Hymn” and march out the door. ;-}

* He has a hybrid car he drives on weekends sometimes.
* Instead of using toilet paper, he uses a special water spraying anus blaster. He invented it himself, though the Patent Office has yet to allow for him to license it due to its chafing tendencies.

It is unknown to many that if Al Gore was to shut his mouth for 1 hour 1000 million tons of carbon would not be released into the atmosphere.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Al_Gore

“Watch it – he’s got a match – it’s going to release carbon!”

“We’ll do anything you say, just don’t release carbon!”

Yeah.

But really, how is this any different from AlGore’s claim that the biggest threat facing humanity is not the proliferation of nuclear weapons but rather is the internal combustion engine (from Earth in the Balance.)

Note that there are plenty of other people who will be working for Mr. Obama who think Hansen’s an idiot and that Global Warming is not occurring.

But they’re just “right-wing crackpots.”

Well, let’s hope for our sake that Mr. Obama has a less-than minimal effort in store for us. Carbon, my ass. Bill McKibben and views like this are the most frightening stuff on Earth.

You know I was going to comment on how I would fall down on my knees to Thank God if the above statement was true in my life. . .Then I read this:

-’but I did not expect the End Times to be this STUPID’-

and I realized that it was a barking moonbat type of Stupid. And since I left my mother’s basement at age 18 – I have actually experienced life and the world – and find a lot of it ‘wanting’ but not frightening. Most especially the Glowball Warning bunch of fools. In the old days they’d been locked up and experienced a bit of electrical shock to fix their thinking/brains. And a bit farther back in time – they’d have contributed to the Glowball Warning with the niffty little fire they were center piece of.

Personally the killing of 3000 just going about their day simply because of where they live is the most frightening stuff on earth to me. And now that hot potato is about to land squarely in B. Hussein Obama’s lap. Should be interesting to see what he does at 3AM!

“Today, with faith-drunk fanatics pursuing nukes and old adversaries resharpening their atomic swords, we had best remember that peace is only preserved through evident strength.

President Obama isn’t going to enjoy a honeymoon with terrorists, rogue states or opportunistic vultures around the globe. He’ll have to establish his leadership credentials immediately, to make it clear that he’s America’s president, not our liquidator-in-chief. ”

http://www.nypost.com/seven/11.....htm?page=0

CARBON????

Sweet Babbling Jesus. I knew this was the End Times, and I was prepared to hide in caves and eat grub worms and never ever renounce my faith … but I did not expect the End Times to be this STUPID.