CBS: Bush Resigns Because Of Plagiarism

From the redoubtable (in the sense that you should doubt them over and over), CBS News:

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Of course they may have left out a word or two in their headline. Or maybe they were thinking of Mr. Obama or Mrs. Clinton.

Still, you know their hearts were in the right place.

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