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Chavez Paid For Sheehan’s Agit-Prop Visit

Well, we told you so.

From France’s AFP:

US anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan hails Venezuela’s Chavez

CARACAS (AFP) – Anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan, mother of a US soldier killed in Iraq, joined more than 10,000 anti-globalization activists in Caracas, where she hailed Venezuela’s leftist President Hugo Chavez.

"I admire him for his resolve against my government and its meddling," said Sheehan, who gained notoriety when she camped outside US President George W. Bush’s ranch last year to protest the Iraq war. She said she hoped to meet Chavez later in the week.

Sheehan was among more than 10,000 people from across the Americas who took to the streets of the Venezuelan capital Tuesday in an anti-war protest that launched the six-day Caracas World Social Forum (WSF).

My government should not meddle anywhere, the "peace mom" told AFP during the march, which was marked by anti-Bush slogans.

We must stop the Iraq war, we must not let it happen again, said Sheehan, who has been arrested at least twice while demonstrating outside the White House.

Tuesday’s march ended outside the armed forces headquarters, on an avenue usually reserved for military parades. "It’s a peace route now," Sheehan said.

Sheehan, whose son Casey was killed in Iraq on April 4, 2004, said she would remain in Caracas until the WSF concludes on Sunday, and would address participants on several occasions.

She said Venezuela’s foreign ministry sponsored her visit.

Of course we always knew what Mother Sheehan was. The question was only ever what is her price.


The DNC’s AP has reported some of the latest wondrous things that Mother Sheehan is mouthing for money, including:

We need to see that George Bush and the rest of them are tried for crimes against humanity,” said Sheehan, who is attending the forum at the invitation of the Venezuelan government.

I hope Cindy’s handlers don’t mix up her notes and accidentally get her laying into the evil oil business.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, January 24th, 2006. Comments are currently closed.

3 Responses to “Chavez Paid For Sheehan’s Agit-Prop Visit”

  1. Luau says:

    Stay there Cindy

  2. sheehanjihad says:

    The Snag appears! Take any tin horn dictator, or like a few months ago the Gaza prostest in SF, the Snag immediately morphs herself into whatever the cause d jour is, and opens that laconic grin pie hole punctuating that face that looks like a baseball mitt that someone had left out all winter and didnt find until august, and she will spout whatever she thinks will keep the cameras on her.

    So here she is in Caracas, which has the distinction of being the septic tank of South America…giving her “speech” to exhort the crowds who dont understand any english to “rise up against Bushco!” Huh? Note to Cindy…..he’s kinda not there anymore……clue?

    I managed to get a scripted version of the televised rally…..at least the parts I could fathom: Note to new posters…for years, Cindy Sheehan has been known as “the Snag”…..

    Snag: “Death to Israel!” ” Solidarity to my freedom fighters, the Hamasastinians!” “Down with the USA!” Allah Akhbar”! “My son died on purpose to free Palistoneybrooks!”

    Chavez: “Que? ” Uh, Ceeendy…this is Venezuela!” “Shhhh, stupida” “wake up, puta”! Hola!
    ceeeeeeeendy! It’s me! Hyoooooooooooooogo! Remember?? No pantalones? De Noche Jueves? ieeeeway! “you called me “el grande?”

    Snag: Huh? Oh, crap, yeah, heh heh heh….that was some primo el bongetto your people gave me last night”…..lets see, Venezuela, marxist, uh, uh, oh, ok! Hold on, let me think….

    Chavez: ” C’mon Ceeeeendy! The people they are wanting to hear your words of socialistic adherence to the agenda of your hero and studmuffin Hugo Chavez! (waves to crowd, smiling sheepishly)

    Snag: “We must all demand that the war in Vietnam be ended immediately! It is an unjust war, started with Bush’s lies, and now all of your sons here in Caracas are dying needlessly to fight for American imperialism, and Mothers of the world, Unite!! Bush lied, people died!”

    Chavez: “No no no ceeeeendy! This is me! Hugo! Remember? I gave you one whole tank truck of Jamba Juice and an entire side of beef last night…you ate it all in front of my starving people to show solidarity with their situation, telling them in your limited spanish how their sacrifice tasted sooooooo good!

    Snag: Oh! Yeah, now I remember! Hey, I can speak spanish! “si”…”no” Kay Passyo?” el me yo needo mucho moreo grubbo! Hahahahahahaaa! Look at me! el languageo experto real o! Burrito! Taco Bell! Hat Dance o! el coolo! La cucaracha! La cucaracha!

    Chavez: ” Ceeendy por favor! It’s la cula! Now tell the crowd how great I am, and how by keeping them from having to worry about things like money food and shelter, I have made their lives so much easier! I, el supremo, know what is best for my people…si?”

    Snag: ” Citizens of South America! I am here to show support for your fearless leader! He is demanding the release of the Bader Mienhof Gang, and is now, as we speak, channeling the spirit of Che Guevarra’s baseball hat….and he has asked me to throw my considerable weight behind his effort to make Nicaragua the 51st state of the imperialistic America run by George Bush and his neocon administration!! Workers of Ecuador, Unite!

    Chavez: (whispering) no no no…..this is Venezuela chica! Caracas!! Wake up for God’s sake! I paid for your entire trip, you owe me…..now get it right! (turns, waves to roaring crowd)

    Snag: I lost my son in the Cuban Revolution! He was fighting next to Ghengis Khan himself! I was there! I was passing the ammunition as we fought off the imperialists from America! People of Panama! Fill in the canal! Learn to sacrifice like Senor Chavez demands! You dont need food! You dont need a house! Hugo Chavez has graciously allowed you to breathe his air! See? In and out, in and out!!

    Chavez: ok ceeendy, I think you need to get some rest….we have your Kamp Kasey all set up just like before, and there are lines of people giving you their “donations” for the relief effort you set up….uh, uh, after the uh, uh, “hurricane”! Ok? Ceeeeendy? Ceendy! Wake up! Hey! Hola?

    Snag: People of Caracazuela~! Hear my words! Everyone will receive a bus token for the Berkley -Alameda run in exchange for something of value that I will make sure gets to your downtrodden people who are the victims of American imperialistic war machines! Bush has taken your country, and Cheney is as we speak, setting up a machine gun nest across the street to kill all of your sons! It is time to rise up, and march on Tampa Florida! My peace bus will lead the way! Down with America! Down with Bush! Down with GM, Ford and Chrysler!

    Chavez: ok ceendy….time to sit down, you need some, uh, rest, no? (why do I do this every time? This puta is loca!”)

    Snag: ” People of Des Moines! Hear me and hear me well! I am the voice of the American People! I speak for all those oppressed under the BushHitler occupation of the White House! You dont have to take it! I will make sure that all of you get a new snow shovel to fight imperialism! He is coming to take your families! He is coming to steal your light bulbs! He sent me a candygram, and a card written in code! I know it! Listen to me, All of you! It is time to rise up, and stop the fascist dictatorial rule of er, what’s his name! You know, uh, Him!

    Chavez: (to bodyguards) “get this tubby idiot away from the microphone! Hayzoos Christi! Why me? why do I have to suffer this balleena’s blathering? Oh, for TV time, oh yeah, crap.”)

    Snag: (yelling now) Bus fumes!! All of you follow the bus as it leaves the stop, inhale deeply, and save the planet from Global Heating~! My son died so you can wear those brightly colored shirts! Give me a chameleon or give me money! I have not yet begun to belch! Bush lied, people died! I have been to the mountain top~! I could see my house from there! Did I tell you about the time my chipmunk got out of the shoebox and attacked my Barbies? I was…..

    Chavez: “People of Venezuela!” I give you Cindy Sheehan, the voice of freedom loving people’s everywhere!” (waves while adoring ignorant crowd cheers loudly”) (whispers to cindy) uh, listen gringa! Bush is no longer the Presidente’! It’s Barak Obama now, stupida!”

    Snag: Baaaaaraaaaaaaaak! Baraki! Ba ba ba, ba ba buhbaaaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaakalakadingdong! Ooooooooooooooooooobammmmmmmmi! March on Washington, people of Finland! Time to fight against the tyranny of Baraaaaaaakalakalaka!!
    Wanna see me burp the National Anthem? Huh? Do ya? Wanna see Hugolugomugonugo? Wait! Dont touch me! Help! Help! Bush’s jackbooted thugs are arresting me! Help me people of Santiago! The British are coming! The British are coming! Haaaaaaaaaaalp! Ow! Ow! Where’s my money? I am ME! It’s ME! Look at me! La la la lala lala la laaaaa! I am going to see the Wizard! Look! It’s Haley’s comet! Let go of me! Allah Akhbar! Freedom fighters! Wanna play scrabble? I can make real cool words! Like “it” and and “me”! Donate all of your money! Hurricane’s a comin! Thar she blows! (sings) I’m just too good to be true, cant take my eyes off of me…

    Chavez: “get this economy sized lunatic off the podium! Immediato! Rapido! (waves to people) “dont pay any attention to this woman! She has been attacked by the imperialist western powers of the Americans! Listen to me! I am your leader! YOu must forget this incident, or you will have no electricity in your shanties for a week! Now go home, all of you! This didnt happen, and anyone who says it did will find themselves working in “Hugo’s Special Farm for Forgetting”. ( to aides) “get Putin on the phone, we have to talk”)

    Snag: (being dragged away by bodyguards) Hugo! Honey! Loverboy! Call me? Lets get together later, k? I will be good! This time I mean it! Hey, I have a stick of Juicy Fruit to make my breath smell better! Hugo! Babydoll! Tell these men to let me go! Bush treated me nicer, aw c’mon baby! Give Cindy a little kiss! I promise to wear the saddle again, and you can put on your Roy Rogers outfit and “corral me” just like last time! Hugo! Please! You need me! Hugo baby honey loveykins! My mexican tamale! HUGO! I wont do it again, please! Down with America! Long live Allah! I will give you all of my carbon credits!! Dont put me back in that room, ok? Huh? Ok? I will be real quiet! Lets play patty cake with Twinkies just like you wanted last time! I swear, I didnt do anything with Raoul Castro! Honest!! It was a misunderstanding! You are so much bigger than he is….oooooooooooh Hugo! Senor! El Supremo! Key passolito! Taquila! Tiajuana! uh uh, helpo? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bush lied, people died….(fades as she is taken into another room)

    Chavez: No wonder she cant get anyone to listen to her…..aaaaaayeeeeee! The things a dictator has to do to survive nowdays…..what? Oil is $10 a barrel? Sawn awf a beeeeeeetch!

  3. 12 Gauge Rage says:

    This woman is beyond the point of shame. If she were still truly grieving the loss of her son she wouldn’t be traveling around the world making an ass of herself. I have nothing but the utmost contempt for my fellow Americans who bad mouth their country while visiting another.

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