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Cindy Sheehan Describes “Her First Time”

Maybe those looks of orgasmic joy on Mother Sheehan’s face weren’t just in our pervy imaginings after all.

Once again, Cindy pours out her fulsome heart at the Howard Dean shill site, the Daily Kos:

My First Time

by Cindy Sheehan

Mon Sep 26th, 2005 at 16:04:44 PDT

The rumors are true this time. I was arrested in front of the White House today.

[Cindy is referring to the mistake where her arrest, which had been planned weeks in advance, was accidentally reported a day earlier than it actually happened.]

It was my first time ever being arrested.

[Cindy has tried to get herself arrested several times before in Washington, DC. But she was not a big enough name to get to the front of the line.]

We proceeded from Lafayette Park to the Guard House at the White House. I, my sister, and other Gold Star Families for Peace members and some Military Families requested to meet with the President again. We again wanted to know: What is the Noble Cause? Our request was, to our immense shock and surprise, denied. They wouldn’t even deliver any letters or pictures of our killed loved ones to the White House.

We all know by now why George won’t meet with parents of the soldiers he has killed who disagree with him.

[Of course Bush has already met with Cindy. He even kissed her. He has met with many of the parents of soldiers who have lost their lives. Unlike Clinton, he’s never had any of them arrested for back-sassing him.]

First of all, he hates it when people disagree with him. I am not so sure he hates it as much as he is in denial that it even happens.

[Cindy will not answer anything but the most slavering questions. When any other are asked, she develops phone problems.]

Secondly, he is a coward who arrogantly refuses to meet with the people who pay his salary.

[This does not necessarily include Cindy, who has refused to pay her taxes since her son’s death a year and a half ago. Mother Sheehan had previous tax liens for 1996 and 1998. The latter seems to have only been paid off by using the insurance from her son’s death.]

Maybe the next time one of us is asked by our bosses to have a performance review, or we are going to be written up for a workplace infraction, we should refuse to go and talk to our bosses sighting [sic] the fact that the President doesn’t have to.

[From all reports, Cindy has never really held a job. It is said she was a "youth minister" for her church. She briefly held a job in a Napa Valley human services center. But she was fired from that for not showing up.]

The third reason why he won’t talk to us is the he knows there is no Noble Cause for the invasion and continued occupation of Iraq. It is a question that has no true answer.

[Except the many answers President has enunciated many times. Cindy probably can’t remember back that far, but the Iraq war was even an issue in the last Presidential election.]

After we were refused a meeting with the Disconnected One, we went over to right in front of our house…the White House (behind the gate of course) and we sat down and refused to move until George came out and talked to us.

[Speaking of being disconnected, Cindy missed many if not most of her scheduled Support The Terroristsbus tour stops in the prior weeks. And she was often late to the ones she managed to make.]

We actually had a good time singing old church songs and old protest songs while we waited. I tied a picture of Casey on the White House fence and apparently, that is against the law, too. After three warnings to get up and move off of the sidewalk in front of our house, we were arrested.

[I suspect one of the songs Cindy and her friends sang was "We Shall Overcome." What do they seek to overcome? Resistance to terrorism? The fight against brutal oppression and dictators? They turn the meaning of that and most of the protest songs upside down.]

It is so ironic to me that the person who resides in our White House swears to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States of America. The person who is the (p)resident of the White House now has no concept of the Constitution.

[The laws restricting such protests have been many times litigated up through the courts, even to the Supreme Court, and found to be Constitutional.]

He was appointed by the Supreme Court for his first term, invaded and continues to occupy a sovereign country without a declaration of war from the Congress, and violated several treaties to actually invade, Iraq too. Not to mention the condoned torture that pervades the military prisons these days. These are all violations of the Constitution.

[Cindy seems to have no concept of our electoral system. She has no concept of history either. The Civil War was fought without a declaration of war, as have been most of our wars. I wonder if Cindy realizes that Congress passed a Iraq war resolution. And that the Iraq invasion was even authorized by the higher beings of the UN. Also, whatever the horrors of putting panties on the heads of foreign terrorists, there is nothing in the US Constitution that prevents it.]

The Patriot Act and denying us our rights to peaceably assemble are serious breaches of the Bill of Rights. George is so concerned about Iraq developing a Constitution and he ignores and shreds our own Constitution.

[Needless to say, Cindy has never read the Patriot Act. One also wonders how she feels about anti-abortionists and their right to assemble in front of abortion clinics?]

Being arrested is not a big deal. We were arrested for "demonstrating without a permit." We were protesting something that is much more serious than sitting on a sidewalk: the tragic and needless deaths of tens of thousands of innocent Iraqis and Americans (both in Iraq and here in America) who would be alive if it weren’t for the criminals who reside in and work in the White House.

[Cindy Sheehan should be arrested for slander, since she constantly calls our elected representatives and their appointed staff "criminals." This is especially rich coming from a woman who is up to her neck in the Veterans For PeaceKatrina relief fraud, which is currently under investigation by the Red Cross, the Louisiana Attorney General’s Office and several law enforcement agencies.]

Karl Rove (besides just being a very creepy man) outted a CIA agent and was responsible for endangering many of our covert agents worldwide.

[Speaking of slander, this has not been proven. In fact, as it became clear it would more likely be proven false, our one party media lost interest. But they forgot to tell Cindy’s handlers.]

Dick Cheney’s old company is reaping profits beyond anyone’s wildest imaginations in their no-bid contracts in Iraq, Afghanistan, and New Orleans. John Negroponte’s activities in South America are very shady and murderous.

[The South America angle is a new one Cindy must have picked up over the weekend. It doesn’t sound like her handlers have filled her in on much of the details yet.]

Rumsfeld and Gonzales are responsible for illegal and immoral authorization, encouragement and approval of torture. Not to mention, violating Geneva Conventions, torture endangers the lives of our service men and women in Iraq.

[More slander, just thrown out for the fun of it. Never mind that the Geneva Conventions do not apply to terrorists. Cindy has never read the Geneva Conventions either. Hopefully, someday she will find some time to discuss their fine points with her peacenik pal, Nick Berg’s father.]

Along with the above mentioned traitors, Condi lied through her teeth in the insane run-up to the invasion. The list of crimes is extensive, abhorrent, and unbelievable. What is so unbelievable is that we were arrested for exercising our first amendment rights and these people are running free to enjoy their lives and wreak havoc on the world.

[Mother Sheehan calls the terrorists killing our soldiers in Iraq "freedom fighters." She helped raise $600,000 in funds and supplies for the terrorists in Fallujah. She wants to give money to soldiers to encourage them to desert. But she calls our elected representatives "traitors."]

The fine for Demonstrating Without a Permit is $75.00. I am certain that I won’t pay it.

[Not much of a surprise since she doesn’t pay her taxes. It’s certainly isn’t for lack of money, what with her speakers bureau dates and the hundreds of thousands of dollars her VFP pals raised through their hurricane relief scam.]

My court date is November 16th. Any lawyers out there want to help me challenge an unconstitutional law??

[That’s it, Cindy. You can still milk this a bit longer for a few more headlines. Keep pitching!]

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, September 27th, 2005. Comments are currently closed.

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