Comments on: ‘Comedy’ TV Pilots Stoking ‘Recession’

By: proreason

proreason — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:43:42 +0000

The old classic should be…”Gouge ya, on my mind”

Much better spelled correctly

By: VMAN

VMAN — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 23:29:12 +0000

Along the theme song line how about “Got A Black Magic Negro”
“Isagoddadanegro”
“That Old Black Magic”
“Michelle My Belle”
“Geitner’s Silver Hammer”
God forgive me for that and bless the pygmies in the White House

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:41:05 +0000

“needs a ………Bubba Gump Shrimp?”

By: 1sttofight

1sttofight — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:36:19 +0000

For a supposedly “black man” he for some reason seems to have 0% rythem. Can anyone explain this?
Not to mention his other “not black” bodily features which could explain the silverbacks eternal PO’d look.
Big woman needs a big……..

By: proreason

proreason — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 22:20:49 +0000

THE OBAMY’S FACE A PERSONAL CRISIS

“Honey, wake up honey. I smell smoke”

“bzzerftsasbb. Alinsk….trotsk….alinstro….zzzbtafa….redistibuism, ismfree, freedistrism….bazffasee….barney, barneeeee….zaaevaesfs…..bzzerftsasdbb”

“Barack, get your lazy f****g Ass out of bed and DO something. I SMELL SMOKE!!”

Barack stumbles out of bed, briefly practices poses in front of the mirror, settles on the furrowed-brow-pursed-lip look and shuffles into the next room, stops, corrects the shuffle to a bounce with hands shaking from the wrist.

Returns a few minutes later.

“IT’S A CRISIS. IT’S A CATASTROPHE LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN. I CALLED AXEL. IT’S A CRISIS. I CALLED RAHM. WHAT A DISASTER. I CALLED YOUR MOMMY. WILL THIS CRISIS EVER END. I CALLED NANCY. OMIGAWD WHAT A CRISIS THIS IS!!!!!”

“Barack, if you don’t DO something about this F***G CRISIS I’ll make sure your pencil never writes again. NOW GET YOUR BLACK ASS in gear ”

Barack bounces arhythemically to the other room. All hell then breaks loose as it seems the world is coming to an end.

Returns a few minutes later.

“What did you do Honey Pot?” purrs Michelle.

“FEMA is flying in from 3 states. Nancy is writing a bill to fight this gawdawful crisis. I ordered the Sixth Fleet to steam up the Potomac. I turned on all the sprinklers, and I used a fire axe to cut through the plumbing in Lincoln’s bedroom. The whole house will be flooded in minutes.”

“Oh sweetums, I hope you won’t be mad at little me. I think the smoke was from the neighbor’s barbeque”

Obamy pulls back the window curtain, and sure enough, he looks down to see Slow Joe roasting what appears to be 6 cows on a shiny new barbeque. For a moment, Obamy seems angry, but quickly gets himself under control as 3 separate presidential poses glimmer across his manly face.

“Oh honeypot, how could I ever be mad at yewwwwww”, “And besides, there are 5 or 6 more fleets where that one came from.”

And the Obamy’s giggle and pinch each other as they go back to their beds snuggling with their teddy bears as the stereo continues to play “Hail to the Chief”

Next episode…….”The Little Darlings Spoof Daddy About Being Pregnant”…..brought to you by your local Home Depot.

By: MinnesotaRush

MinnesotaRush — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 17:42:38 +0000

LD.. you did it again!!! Barney Frank & Peter Gunn. ROFLMAO!!! You’re on a roll with ol’ Barney there .. I love it. Gonna have to start issueing keyboard warnings tho’. Barney Frank – Peter Gunn .. there goes another hour and a half and a box of Kleenex.

By: proreason

proreason — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 15:23:54 +0000

An old classic….”Gauge ya, on my mind”

And my nomination for the new national anthem…

“America the Bootyful”, traditional version by the big-band of the 70′s, Chicago, and the modern nuanced version by Jay-Z, choreographed by Janet Jackson

By: caligirl9

caligirl9 — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:59:41 +0000

I really should know better than to be eating or drinking at my keyboard … wiping off the water!

Inagoddaviagra …

That’s worse than the Viva Viagra commercials!

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:36:15 +0000

Barney Franks favorite TV show:
Peter Gunn

By: proreason

proreason — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:27:36 +0000

“Stop, in the name of Hate”
“Somethins blowing in the wind, and it isn’t free houses for deadbeats”
“You can’t always get what you want, but you can always steal it”

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:11:30 +0000

“Now You’re Messin’ With a Blagojevich”
“Hey Hey We’re the Monkeys” (couldn’t help myself, mpf-mpf)

By: Consilience

Consilience — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:02:49 +0000

Hear, hear! Major Dittos!!! Great observation!!!

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:57:10 +0000

Inagoddaviagra

Ho Down in the Town

Pleasant Valley Someday

One Toke over a Line

I Dig a Pigmy

If I Had a Hammer (you’d have a knot on your forehead)

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:53:01 +0000

I suppose “Back Betty” would be in poor taste? What about “Great Pretender”? Or, “Society’s Child”? Maybe “You’re So Vain”?

By: proreason

proreason — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:45:10 +0000

Songs:

“I’m in the mood for a handout.”
“I saw daddy kissing george soros.”
“Santa Claus is coming to town”
“I want to hold your slush fund”

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 02:39:52 +0000

Can we put song titles in here too? How about, “It’s Only a Matter of Slime”?