At least – Pew Research just showed that msm coverage of Obama is predominantly positive and of McCain is predominantly negative – and that by a margin of 70% to 9% voters say the media wants Obama to win over McCain.

Good that it got out before the election – hopefully it will inspire the right people to vote.

Would Joe the Plumber be racked over the coals if he were black?
Blacks or democrats(redundant) do not have to be liscensed.

I mean, let’s get real – he’s already started working on his stagecraft, we can’t turn him down now! Think of his typical white grandmother, for goodness’ sake? How disappointed would she be if he hid, er, uh, went to her aide at this most inopportune moment and then lost…

Plus, I need some wealth spread around over by my house from all those evil rich folks.

“What do you see, gypsy woman?”

“Hmmm…the crystal is dark and unsettled. Perhaps a donation to support my work in the community will drive away the clouds” crooned the exotic stranger.

“Oh, okay” said Artboy. “Cross your palm with silver, eh? Here you go”.

“I don’t want a tea pot, you doofus. I want money! Take that thing away – and besides, its pewter”.

“Wow – you really can see beyond the opaque veil of reality!” gasped the credulous New Englander. “Here you go: twenty bucks okay?”

“Better make it thirty. Thanks. Now the clouds depart…what do we behold? Ah, yes: now I see a man half black and half white but 100% post racial on a white float waving to the crowds. The float says “Change” in big letters of gold. A wedding? A coronation?”

“It’s Obama’s Inauguration Day. What else do you see?”

“Besides him stands his callypygean wife. She is grinning like anything. Pride in her country fills her heart, for the first time ever. Rose petals fall from the sky like rain. I hear the sound of cheering, flags fluttering in the breeze, brass band music…”

“Callypygean?”

“Look it up. Don’t expect me to do all the work, mammal. I see more: the media in their thousands, hearts racing, eyes shining with devotion, voices breaking with enthusiasm, their panties soaked with love honey…”

“Eoowww…yuck”.

“Young mothers hold their children high, seeking a blessing from the Anointed One. Cripples wave their shrivelled limbs, hoping to be cured by his gaze…”

“Great Reagan’s Ghost” shuddered the self-admitted right wing conspirator. “Anything else?”

“I see another man. Alone in an office. It is shaped like an egg –an oval! He is cleaning out his desk. He speaks! ‘Maybe, um, if I’d been a, er, better president none of this woulda happened’ he says. Ah! He is startled by this spasm of self-awareness and resumes packing…”

“Trop tard, as the Frenchies say. Too late”.

“I see another man –no, it is a woman! I think. She sits in shadow. She is weeping hot, bitter tears. She sits alone, rocking back and forth. She wears a pantsuit of canary yellow…’Sorry, Daddy’ she whispers. ‘Sorry I let you down”.

“I recognize that outfit. Anything else?”

“I see a dark man wearing robes of many colors…upon his head is a mask carved from some strange wood, with the horns of the buffalo and eyes which bulge. A terrible sight! He dances and wails. He invokes strange gods. He beats a little drum and shakes his booty…”

“That’s Reverend Wright. He’s Barry’s high priest or spiritual advisor or something”.

“He is most exotic…now I see another man, old and white of hair. He sits alone before the television, watching the man on the float smile and wave. He sighs and changes channels – what does he watch? Ah, it is ‘Maury’ – I love that show! Let’s see – wow. It turns out Jamal is not the father of Kaneesha’s baby. I knew it!”

“Sure you did” said Artboy.

“There is something else…now I see the Nevada desert. I see men in uniforms holding blueprints…I see fences: tall fences of barbed wire. I see watchtowers and angry dogs on short leashes. I see a sign above the gate…what does it say?”

“It says ‘Camp Tookie: Federal Re-Education and Containment Facility. Fixing Conservatives since 2009’ answered Artboy in a flat voice.

“So it does! How did you know that?”

“You’re not the only one who can see the future, gypsy woman”.

So….media hysteria when Sarah Palin buys job-related workwear….and no one bats an eyelash over having to pay $800 for a stepstool at Obama’s premature victory party. Interesting……