Comments on: Cuba Is Running Short On Toilet Paper

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:44:39 +0000

Sorta gives the term “hanging chads” a new twist.

But really, how can we ever take Cuba seriously, other than a glaring example of failed communism. They were content to give us rasberries from across the sea while mother Russia fed, clothed them and gave them fuel oil. I’m sure many Russians married hot-blooded Cuban women too….an exercise to be visited later.

But seriously. The only thing I would love to envision is that every single Cuban left there, came to the US (illegal or not) and the place was left as a ghost town. As in, nobody lives there except the Castros…and they’re out of buttwipe.

Or, even better, they all emigrate to Mexico, illegally.

Another 11 million people? Shoot, we can absorb that on our heads and I would guess that they would vote republican. So how ’bout it? Anyone got some boats?

By: MinnesotaRush

MinnesotaRush — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:10:06 +0000

How’s that go, PR??? One man’s sh_t, is another man’s fortune.

Or sumptin’ like dat. :-)

By: MinnesotaRush

MinnesotaRush — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 05:06:14 +0000

Oh my gawd, Steve!!!

An article on toilet paper that “We almost missed this article, being discreetly dumped by Reuters” …

… being discreetly dumped … toilet paper …

You did that on purpose, didn’t you. lol lol lol :-)

By: wirenut

wirenut — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 04:50:55 +0000

Never shake hands with a Cuban, you don’t know what it could lead to. Running water and soap if they had it. I hope! Soo, just how is that little revolution going down there? What?, what? you can’t even wipe your own, what? Next up: Cuba meets with Cling-on’s!

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:54:01 +0000

They’ve run out of ballots, too. They only had to print ballots one time and they made a huge over run, being as the candidates have been the same since Castro the First……well, you get the idea…….

By: Chuckk

Chuckk — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 01:41:44 +0000

They can use ballots printed for the next election.

By: proreason

proreason — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 00:07:11 +0000

Economic stimulation for local manicurists.

Genius, pure genius.

By: canary

canary — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:37:27 +0000

They have to work all day to pay for one roll of toilet paper. They should all go the Castro’s steps and camp out til they get it.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:16:15 +0000

What about corn cobs? Oh, yeah, I forgot. Cuba’s agriculture is in the toilet already. And this is the utopia we’re supposed to aspire to?

But if they should go the corn-cob route, I hope they remember….two red ones, then one white one.

By: proreason

proreason — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 23:08:36 +0000

Those mischievious Castro boys are geniuses.

Taking advantage of an economic crisis to save the environment.

Rahm the Impaler must be thrilled.

By: Semper-Par-FI

Semper-Par-FI — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:36:32 +0000

I guess they could use banana leaves.

By: Colonel1961

Colonel1961 — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:26:47 +0000

lol JMG: You beat me to it…

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 22:21:07 +0000

Maybe Cheryl Crowe can go and instruct the Cubans on her famed one-sheet rule as a means of conservation and saving the environment. Be sure to use both sides, Cheryl. ;-}

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:20:56 +0000

I hope they get a nasty infection from paper cuts!

By: VMAN

VMAN — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 20:00:19 +0000

Things like this just happen when your leaders are full of crap. I wounder when our TP shortage is coming.

By: GetBackJack

GetBackJack — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 19:51:20 +0000

I’m sure Obama is even now rushing copies of our Constitution to them, on Pelosi’s G550.

Because that’s all he thinks our Constitution is good for.