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Easter Bunny Beat Up Outside Candy Shop

From a strangely unfazed Associated Press:

In this March 31, 2010 photo, Leona Gordon, 85, from Dubuque, Iowa walks down Main street in Dubuque dressed as the Easter bunny. Gordon has dressed up for Easter every year since 1981, visiting nursing homes and schools.

Police say woman dressed up as the Easter Bunny roughed up outside NY candy shop

April 1, 2010

FISHKILL, N.Y. – Police said a woman dressed as the Easter Bunny to promote a Hudson Valley candy shop was slammed to the ground by a man who then ran away. The 46-year-old woman, who was dressed in a white bunny costume, was not seriously hurt in the attack around 5 p.m. Wednesday outside the Alps Sweet Shoppe on Main Street in the village of Fishkill.

State police Investigator George Mohl said the attacker has not been caught.

The man was described as about 17 years old with blonde hair, wearing blue jeans, a white T-shirt and a green zippered sweat shirt.

Is nothing sacred?

Perhaps this is one of Michelle Obama’s foot soldiers enforcing her anti-obesity regime.

It’s undoubtedly a tricky transition to go from being an organizer for ACORN to being an organizer for healthcare.

This article was posted by Steve on Friday, April 2nd, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

4 Responses to “Easter Bunny Beat Up Outside Candy Shop”

  1. Mithrandir says:

    Blonde hair? Why does it ALWAYS seem that the media gives enough racial information about an attacker when he / she is presumed to be white?

    We had a guy sexually assault and rape a high school girl at a football game, and the only information they gave was his height, weight, and approx. age. They found a giant dirty FUBU jacket near the scene, and usually black guys wear those (For Us–By Us)

    Yep, he was black, I have no idea how they caught him with such horribly vague information, but we saw a photo after he was caught.

  2. chainsaw says:

    I’m surprised there was no mention of the self-proclaimed right-wing Christian milita group printed on his t-shirt.

  3. Reality Bytes says:

    Are you kidding?! It was self defense. SHE WAS A KILLER BUNNY! Don’t laugh I’ve seen one!


  4. proreason says:

    Well no wonder.

    Flaunting wealth by prancing around in Christion garb designed to tempt rich people to buy capitalist sweets. Meanwhile, millions of poor people struggle to pay their iphone unlimited texting plans.

    The blonde slave-owner descendent should be praised for the restraint he showed.

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