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Even American Flags Are ‘Piling On’ Hillary

From YouTube:

American Flags Collapse On Hillary Clinton

And this exegesis from ABC News:

Falling Flags

November 12, 2007

ABC News’ Eloise Harper and Rick Klein Report: It’s been a rough stretch for Hillary Clinton — a tough debate performance, a lost voice, and the revelation that the Clinton campaign had been coaching questioners at events…

Then, on Sunday, everything started falling down around her.

After a very Presidential-esque news conference - Clinton turned around to leave the reporters and their peppering questions. A staffer swooped open a curtain, and chaos ensued. Four large American flags came crashing in front of Senator Clinton as she headed for the door. In a controlled panic,  the staffers and the Senator attempted to catch the flags before they fell to the ground.

“I think the bases are not weighted enough.” Clinton said as she propped flags back up. One of Clinton’s aides quickly summoned the advance man in charge to assist in the crisis…

Obviously it’s all part of the vast rightwing conspiracy.

Do note that the flags immediately began to topple after hearing Mrs. Clinton say:

“… We’ve got repair work to do, once we get back in there.”

Who can blame them?

A staffer swooped open a curtain, and chaos ensued. Four large American flags came crashing in front of Senator Clinton as she headed for the door. In a controlled panic,  the staffers and the Senator attempted to catch the flags before they fell to the ground.

In case anyone ever wondered about how much reporters exaggerate.

“I think the bases are not weighted enough.” Clinton said as she propped flags back up.

Which is why we have never seen Mrs. Clinton fall over.

By the way, the young-ish woman in the gray and black pantsuit is Hillary’s constant companion, Huma Abedin.

(Thanks to EnglishQueen for the heads up.)

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26 Responses to “Even American Flags Are ‘Piling On’ Hillary”

  1. Cheese_Tensor

    Well, hell.

    I thought Huma was cuter than that? She’s pear-shaped and skanky, just like the Hildabeast.

    Crap.

  2. SG

    “She’s pear-shaped and skanky, just like the Hildabeast.”

    Yes, in fact they are so similar in size I wonder if Huma wears Hillary’s cast-off pantsuits?

  3. Reality Bytes

    Actually, it was - The Force From the Dark Side - that did it.

    She’s The One all right.

  4. WB

    Wow, I feel better about the Huma thing now–she’s a mini-Hillary. I’m even taking my head out of the oven.

    As for the flags falling on Clinton—Yes, Virginia, there is a God.

  5. WB

    In literary terms, it’s called “Foreshadowing”.

  6. Reality Bytes

    Hey, let’s give her a break. It’s not like she burned ‘em like she used to with Bill when they were supposed to be actually be in class.

    Which, gives me an idea.

    Is it possible to make an American Flag that when burned, the fumes give you brain damage. Cause, I think maybe someone may have come up with it in the ’60’s & that would explain a lot.

  7. dulcimergrl

    Are ya’ll sure the flags fell on her? Looks to me like she pushed ‘em down!

  8. Gila Monster

    “She’s pear-shaped” and “Which is why we have never seen Mrs. Clinton fall over”.

    Now, now, be nice, that’s what we usually call “birthin’ hip’s”.

    I think it was all that PIAPS weight, shuffling across the floor caused the stage to warp and viola’,
    “the flags start-a-tippin’ cuz the PIAPS are-a-trippin’ “!!

  9. wardmama4

    That video was vastly different than those pics of Ms Abedin - wow.

    Thinking a good looking woman wouldn’t think twice about a close encounter with the Hildabeast is one thing - looking at her in real time- it is a possibility.

    Going to go toss my cookies right now.

  10. retire05

    OK, we have determined that Huma is Hillary’s “mystery” woman. But an article in the Observer says that no one ever sees her dressed in the same thing twice and in the video posted here, Huma is carrying a Marc Jacobs hand bag, price tag? A whopping $1,800 at Neiman Marcus. How the hell does someone making $19,999/yr afford a $1,800 hand bag?

    The article in the Observer also says that Huma recently bought a home. Perfers designer clothes and has no children. Wow! A home in Washington where you can’t get a cold water flat for less than $1 mil, $1800 hand bags, designer suits all on a salary of less than $20,000 a year. I want this broad doing my budget.

    I’m telling you kids, there is something here. And it needs to come out before the general election. The Clintons have for way too long dodged the bullet when it comes to their personal lives. Time to open the books and have a little honesty. And all those Republican women who say they’re voting for Hillary because she is a woman? What do you think they will do if they find out Hillary is a woman who has a thing for another [younger] woman?

  11. DEZ

    “Now, now, be nice, that’s what we usually call “birthin’ hip’s”

    Wow must be enough room there to birth a Pachyderm.

  12. DEZ

    Shouldn’t the flags be destroyed?, God knows they have most certainly been soiled.
    Then again, They have bravely defended our nations honor, Yup that’s it those flags should be enshrined for future generations to marvel at.

  13. rakkasan

    “I think the bases are not weighted enough.” Clinton said as she propped flags back up.

    - Wow, a Presidential candidate *and* an engineer! Her observations are astute.

  14. DEZ

    “a Presidential candidate *and* an engineer!”
    If she were an engineer for a railroad it would explain the caboose!

  15. BigOil

    More seamless execution from the Vaudeville act that is masquerading as a campaign. I am beginning to look forward each day to the latest hi-jinx from Hill and the gang.

  16. gibsonz

    You can bet the Hildebeast will have the flag manufacturer`s audited and the stage hands fired…!

  17. DEZ

    Your right gibsonz, She will want revenge, It will never dawn on her that she was part of a Vaudeville act As BigOil has so eloquently stated.

  18. wirenut

    IMHO , even a mighty oak will wilt under the undue exposure to caustic elements . It wasn’t that the bases weren’t weighted enough , it was the fact that the flagstaffs failed to stand up under the weight of the B.S. Also , if you look closely , somebody’s ankles are thicker than the flag bases .

  19. DEZ

    Wire, I thought I was mean. ;-)

  20. U NO HOO

    Remember the waitress at Maid-Rite, Iowa? The flags were tipping in case Hillary didn’t.

  21. DEZ

    “Remember the waitress at Maid-Rite, Iowa? The flags were tipping in case Hillary didn’t.”
    My we are a vicious bunch, The fat cow walks across the stage warping floor joists to the point that the flags fall over like matter rushing into a black hole, Come on guys, Just thank God she never showed her event horizon.
    OK maybe she is reaching infinite mass.

  22. wirenut

    She’s the one that started it DEZ , and I’m not really mean . When I make a promise , I follow through with it . My word is my bond . I don’t think MS. Broomhandle Rodham Clinton can say the same . Besides , its easy to pick on the self-absorbed ones .

  23. gibsonz

    Did anyone notice that Brunswick modeled the bowling pin after Hillary`s calves!!!

  24. DEZ

    Wire, You do know I was being sarcastic?
    LOL, I knew you did.

  25. texaspsue

    … We’ve got repair work to do, once we get back in there.”

    Maybe that statement was the straw that broke the camels back and the ghosts of our Forefathers tried to whomp Schillery with the American flags. :-)

    Talk about a bad omen…….LOL

  26. LewWaters

    Kind of reminiscent of Bill walking along the cemetery at Normandy in 1994 (I think) and finding American Flags fallen over just for him to stop, pick up and re-plant on graves?

    Could this have been another staged event? I sure don’t know why, but she is a Clintoon, after all.


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