Comments on: ‘Fat Acceptance Advocates’ Demand Rights

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:22:49 +0000

Pro, you’ll know it’s all gone to hell when stupidity is called a “disease” and we have to make allowances for that. Oh…wait…

By: Confucius

Confucius — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 13:01:06 +0000

My dad is a free-farter. My brother is a fart-on-demand type.

Me? I’m a fart-survivor.

By: oki2

oki2 — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:56:07 +0000

Oh god. I hope I don’t have to start paying for their buffets.

By: proreason

proreason — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:07:29 +0000

“It’s so effing messed up medical dictionaries don’t have a vocabulary for it.”

GetBack….the name for it is liberalism.

By: GetBackJack

GetBackJack — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:53:39 +0000

I see fat people.

Listen Rosie, there’s a cure. it’s called hCG. In 45 days you can have the slim trim body of Kelly Ripa, I (blank) thee not. I personally know eleven people who’ve used Dr. ATW Simeons protocol through hCG and Rosie, the good part is YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO EXERCISE. They each lost between 35 and 55 pounds and not a pound has ever come back. The fat just leaves. Of course, you may have to do this in three courses with your astonishing size, but at around $199 a course, heck even you’ve got that much money.

There’s no way in Hollyweird you haven’t been made aware of this 50 year old ’secret’ treatment. So, fat … for you … turns out to be a choice. An OMG, my eyes, my eyes choice. And that, dear poopy-mouth, says everything about what’s going on inside you. It’s so effing messed up medical dictionaries don’t have a vocabulary for it.

By: Trogdor

Trogdor — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:51:08 +0000

Aren’t all these fat lefties supposed to bow at the alter of the state? And wouldn’t the state be better served with Diet and Exercise?! On your kneeees, serfs!

By: Trogdor

Trogdor — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:47:01 +0000

“When free-farters, child molesters and mass murders begin demanding their rights”

Too Late.

By: Warmonger Infidel

Warmonger Infidel — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:49:09 +0000

“Self-esteem”, “Empowered”, blah, blah, blah; all the typical buzzwords of the left. Somehow, someway, these new civil rights victims will cost us money. Bet on it.

Oh, and at 5-2/195 you would have to paint a stripe on her to know if she’s walking or rolling. If she claims “about 195″ you can be sure it’s more like 225. What a bunch of morons looking for a free lunch.

By: BatK

BatK — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:39:16 +0000

Good thing I wasn’t drinking anything when I read that or I would have had water all over my monitor

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:26:25 +0000

If you look real close inside that big pie-hole, you’ll SEE Algore and Michael Moore!

By: Howard Roark

Howard Roark — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 19:18:23 +0000

“Free-farter”.

I never knew…that…there was a name for…my condition.

By: BatK

BatK — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:37:00 +0000

I was just amused by the picture SG chose… Michael Moore or Al Gore also come to mind

By: Colonel1961

Colonel1961 — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:34:55 +0000

Hey! I’m a free-farter, PR. Better back off before you hurt my feelings…

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:26:28 +0000

I think jobeth’s statement was ‘pregnant roller skate’, but irregardless your point is taken. What if they introduce a 3/4 ton model that runs on passenger-generated methane? Perpetual motion? ;-}

By: oki2

oki2 — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:11:20 +0000

I can’t WAIT until these fat-accepting peoples try to fit into their fuel-efficient uhh tiny little pregnant roller skate cars (thanks jobeth for that description). I imagine that they will sue the car makers for not taking into account their impressive girths in designing their vehicles. Soon the auto makers will have to double fuel efficiency while designing cars two times their current size. (oops, yeah, roller skate, edited, thanks JohnMG)