SubscribeFatwa Permits Muslim Divorce By Text Message
From MEMRI:
Grand Mufti in UAE, Divorce by Text Message OK
2007-03-02
The Grand Mufti in the United Arab Emirates issued a fatwa (religious edict) permitting the performance of divorce through an SMS message through cell phones. He said divorce through this modern facility does not differ from a divorce written on paper.
There was one provision - the sender of the message must be the husband.
Source: Al-Rafidyan, London, March 2, 2007
Yet another fine example of how Islam respects and protects women.
But remember, the sender must be the husband.
They have very strict rules on these things.
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March 3rd, 2007 at 2:13 pm
“But remember, the sender must be the husband.”
But OF COURSE the sender must be the husband! The wife is not allowed to even be on the internet without her husband looking over her shoulder.
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Hey if Britney can text k-fed to say its over why can’t burkettes?
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:59 pm
Maybe it makes a difference if the female is wearing panties when she does it.
March 3rd, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I need a phone that will let me text message the finger to every one of these ass gloves.
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Maybe it makes a difference if the female is wearing panties when she does it.
Don’t want a mental image of ANYTHING muslims wear under their burkas. Britney, however….
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:49 pm
How in the hell can you make a country music song from this fatwah? Gosh this Grand Mufti doesn’t understand anything!
March 3rd, 2007 at 5:55 pm
How in the hell can you make a country music song from this fatwah?
You can’t, Rip Cord. It has nothing about trains, rain, trucks,mama, prison, cheating wives/husbands, getting drunk, etc.
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
sung to “help me make it through the night”.
Take the cell phone, from my hand
hang it up, and let it fall
I just got a simple text
and it’s from my man Fisal
It says just that we are through
He just typed it, keyed it in
He said I was filled with jiins
and the fatwa said he’d win
I dont care if he’s a muzz
I just try to understand
even though he’s just a spuzz
He is still a muslim man
yesterday, I was his wife
now I’m writing this sad tune
I cant cause him any strife
cuz he’s standing in the room
He said a fatwa was his start
clerics told him it’s alright
I just think he’s an old fart
and his camel isnt tight
I dont care what’s right or wrong
I wont try, he’s such a jerka
he only has a three inch dong
and he likes to wear my burkah
Yesterday, is dead and gone
now I ‘m glad that he is too
just one thing, it’s still my phone
now his butthole wears my shoe
He’s such a dork, a muslim queen
His winky smells and it is green
He reads the muslim magazines
oh crap, I think I just ruptured his spleen
He cant move, I like that best
I think I’ll move, I think out west
take up arms and fight the fight
and start to post on sweetness and light
he cannot breathe, his nuts are smashed
he cannot drive, his car is crashed
my own fatwah reached his house
issued by his former spouse
Now he’s bleeding in a ditch
he took a beating, that little bitch
I got a fatwah you can eat
it’s right above my bloodstained feet
Hadji text’d his own decree
now he has to sit to pee
let the devil take tomorrow
cuz tonight belongs to me
yesterday, the muslims said
all you westerners would be dead
but my husband aint feelin good
smashed his nose with American wood
I dont care who’s right or wrong
help me shoot him in the dong…………..
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Like fine wine, you just get better with age, SJ.
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Thanks 1st that bud’s for you~!
March 3rd, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Think I’ll just sit here eating my York choc. mint cookies(which by the way I am offsetting the calories by eating a bite of celery between cookies-wish milk would offset calories…it goes better with cookies-how about some of you guys eat some celery while you’re just sitting here being wise acres so I can have your calorie credits and have a nice cold glass of milk-thanking you in advance). Now, I’m going to call the phone company and have them cancel text messaging on my phone.
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
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March 3rd, 2007 at 7:20 pm
What do I care about Martian warming? I want zero (0) hip calories right here on earth. Eat your celery and forget about that rocket to Mars.
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:30 pm
RD, I hate to tell you this, but it is a proven scientific fact that gravity doubles every 5 years once you reach 40.
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Well then I guess it’s gravity offsets we need-how about a pogo stick? Everybody do a little pogo sticking for anti-gravity offsets for RD. Thanking you in advance once again.
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Martian Global Warming? What’s the exchange rate for martians purchasing carbon tax credits here on Earth? Will Owl gore accept Carbon Dioxide Ice for currency?
March 3rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
You may be interested in the new Antigravity section of the 1sttofight Anti-gravity forest…;)
March 3rd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
It depends on how luxurious the tree house is-does it have an elevator?
March 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 pm
Well , sorta. I am sure we can rig up a cable to the winch on the front of brothers truck…
March 3rd, 2007 at 8:33 pm
God those mooselimbs are such romantics!
March 3rd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
Is that winch or wench…I need to know. But ok everybody, I appreciate your efforts but stop with the celery already. I got so sick of celery that I threw a whole stalk out the back door and the rabbits who haven’t seen anything green all week came running up and ate it down to the nubbin-I now have enough calorie offset credits that I can drink a glass of whole (WHOLE) milk every day for a month. Can you believe those little devils can provide such a carbon deficit-and I was hoping that something would do them in. My bad!
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Look at that picture with the article-see her clenched hand and his relaxed hand on his knee-she looks like she is about to cry and he looks like he is saying,’ I’ve got you now my pretty’ and he does, poor thing.
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:53 pm
sheehanjihad,
you probably have a phone that allows it. Now we just need the phone numbers! LOL (Below is an example of what you can do with simple text messaging and is not aimed at anyone here).
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Crude, but the message gets across,…..sorry for the obscenity folks…..
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:53 pm
sorry….it did not work
March 4th, 2007 at 12:53 am
I can’t be the only one who figures this is because even with the extraordinary and opporessive amount of control they have over women’s lives, muslim men ain’t got the testicular fortitude to break up with a woman to her face…..
March 4th, 2007 at 2:29 am
Your right Red, Muslim men use women for procreation.
Boys, Goats and camels is where they spend their money on a saturday night.:-)
March 6th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
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