Comments on: Harry Reid: Economy Is Turning Around

By: GL0120

GL0120 — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:51:05 +0000

Repeat after me – “Harry said it, I believe it, and that settles it.”
I really, really like the picture of Harry with the “Play” button over his lips. If only we could have it so in real life that he couldn’t speak unless the button was pressed.

By: artboyusa

artboyusa — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:14:26 +0000

Today’s episode: “Calling Dr Benway – Part Two”! Starring THE CONSERVATIVE!

“I can help you” hissed Dr Benway. “I can make you better – but you have to want to get better. Do you? Want to get better?”

“Um, I guess so” lied the Conservative. “Sure. Why not?”

“Excellent! You display signs of reluctance but with my help, you’ll soon be as happy and filled with hope as all the other good, docile Americans. You’d like that, wouldn’t you? To be like the others? To be cured of all the delusions and old ideas and false hopes which have made you so miserable?”

“It was the guys at Camp Tookie with the electrodes who made me miserable, Doc” said the Conservative. “And the guys who waterboarded me”.

“Hmmm…some vestigal defiance, eh? That’s okay – I can cure that. I suggest we begin with some art therapy”.

“Art therapy?”

“Yes, you redundant person, you. I say a key word of phrase and you simply take these crayons and paper and draw the first things which come into your mind and then I interpret any hidden meanings they contain. It’s easy”.

“Um, okay” said the Conservative.

“Good. First phrase: ‘United States of America’”.

The Conservative began to draw. He drew rainbows and dolphins and unicorns and different colored little people all holding hands.

“Interesting” said Dr Benway. “Hmmmm. You certainly seem to be getting the President’s positive message of hope and change…unless you’re faking it. Hmmm…can you draw me a picture of our President?”

The Conservative drew the sun shining down upon a field of daisies, with Obama’s smiling face in the middle of each one.

“How’s that?” he asked.

Dr Benway’s face wrinkled up into a mask of disappointment. “What? You draw the sun and you don’t put President Obama’s handsome face in the middle of that glorious life giving orb? Huh?! You lousy, hate filled planet raping scum! You’re faking it after all! You don’t want to get better! Guards! GUARDS!”

The door flew open and two burly attendants seized the Conservative in a grip like an iron vise.

“Ow! Quit it!” wailed the immobilized Right-winger. “Ow!”

“Quit whining!” snapped Dr Benway. “We won the election! Okay; I can see now there’s only one treatment left for you…” He put his index finger to the Conservative’s forehead and said “Diggee diggee diggee. Scrape scrape scrape…”

“Oh no” gasped the Conservative. “No”.

“Oh yes” said Dr Benway. “A prefrontal lobotomy. Some call it quackery – I call it a miracle! From agitated fusspot to incontinent, drooling imbecile in a couple of minutes. Quick, painless and afterwards you feel just like… a Kennedy”.

“Oh no. Not that! NOOOOOOO!”

“Fetch me my best icepick, nurse! No, not that one – that one’s got no point left on it. The other one!”

“Yes, Dr Benway”.

By: greasywrench

greasywrench — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 08:39:36 +0000

Reid added, “We understand the Republicans are betting on failure. We’re betting on success. The stimulus package will help.”

The key word in the above statement is “betting”. I for one am getting tired of the Pols using the word betting AKA “gambling” when it comes to nearly one trillion dollars of taxpayer money.

The first thing I learned when I started playing poker is don’t bet if you can’t afford to lose. It’s not their money – it belongs to us. At least those of us who actually produce something in our economy instead of holding out an empty hand.

I’m sick about this crap, I’m sick of Harry Reid, I’m sick of Nazi Pelousi, and I’m already sick of Obama. And I intend to get well in four years….

By: AmericanIPA

AmericanIPA — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 03:30:46 +0000

Reid counts on the media doing a terrible job of reporting the truth and the majority of media consumers being completely ignorant of the truth. In other words, he has a great plan.

This person is the dumbest majority leader in recent memory and possibly ever. Worthless human being. If he died tomorrow the world would be a better place. How many people can you really say that about?

By: VMAN

VMAN — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:36:38 +0000

The economy would turn around if a deaf, dumb, blind dog were president unfortunately we have the O hole.

By: jcrue

jcrue — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:32:00 +0000

Harry Reid does not speak for this Nevadan.

By: DoctorRock

DoctorRock — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:23:03 +0000

Steve picked up his stride as he approached his new Chrysler Victory. Sure, he’d been putting a lot of hours in at Lockheed, but at least he had something to show for it. And he often smiled when firing up its eight cylinders – “Nuts to you, you tree-hugging twerps!” The bus ride to Sam’s every day was now a distant memory. He turned on the radio to find O&A in rare form. It was hard to make out just what all the laughs were about, but it apparently involved Bill Maher, some midgets, Bangkok, and the new Expedited Extradition Bill. “Not a bad morning” he thought, pulling into the gas station, where his day was made. “Super Shell at 79.9! THANK YOU PRESIDENT DORNAN!!!”

By: Yarddog1

Yarddog1 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:04:23 +0000

Harry Reid suffers from the little man complex. He acts like a man who gets beaten up by women all the time. I’ll bet he suffered greatly at the hands of little girls on the playground as a child. This is just more BS propaganda being emitted by the Central Committee of the Leninists. The sad fact is that many people who have no idea how to think for themselves will believe this crap. God help us all. With people like Pelosi, Reid, Fwaank and the clueless one in charge, we are in deep doo doo.

By: bill

bill — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:47:19 +0000

Sen Reid, the war is lost before it was won.

Listen to Sen Reid and you will be dumber than an Acting President Obama voter.

By: Alice L.

Alice L. — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:22:39 +0000

Just in time for Dingy Harry’s reelection campaign! What a coincidence!

By: proreason

proreason — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:06:12 +0000

Dow tumbles to 11-year low on fear about banks
Monday February 23, 2009, 2:42 pm EST

NEW YORK (Reuters) – The Dow Jones industrial average fell to an 11-year low on Monday as investors dumped shares on uncertainty about the latest potential U.S. government action to shore up beleaguered banks.

By: 12 Gauge Rage

12 Gauge Rage — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:39:21 +0000

Why does anyone take this guy seriously? I have a friend who makes a heckuva lot more money than me or so he was. I just found out that he’s been laid off since before Thanksgiving and is still looking for a job. He has more qualifications than I could ever have. If our economy is turning around then why hasn’t my friend found more work? This is just another lie to lull the kool aid drinking sheeple into believing that all is well. Meanwhile, the barbarians are already at the gate.

By: proreason

proreason — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:57:59 +0000

Reaper should consider the unthinkable……….shutting up.

The Dow is now down 164 for the day.

$200 billion more of the world’s wealth flushed down the crapper.

By: U NO HOO

U NO HOO — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:43:34 +0000

Remember that pork can cause trichinosis.

By: U NO HOO

U NO HOO — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:42:02 +0000

Some would say the government resuscitated the railroads after a century of holding a pillow over the railroads’ noses.

I’m just repeating what someone else said.

By: GuppyNblue

GuppyNblue — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:31:43 +0000

I don’t think the markets buying these lies any longer.
Last week Obama tried to convince us that we needn’t worry about banks being nationalized. But just today were talking about the government grabbing as much as 40% of Citi. That doesn’t completely wipe shareholders out but it will devalue their shares by that percent.

People get real logical when it comes to their money.