‘Hedge Fund’ Chelsea Campaigns For Hillary
From the Stanford Daily:
Chelsea campaigns at Farm
Q&A targets college female demographic
January 14, 2008
By Andrea FullerChelsea Clinton ‘01 fielded questions about her mother’s presidential bid last night before an audience of more than 100 young women packed on the floor of the Pi Beta Phi lounge.
Chelsea Clinton ‘01 made a campaign stop at Stanford yesterday evening, taking questions about her mother’s record on healthcare, Iraq and the Darfur genocide in the Pi Beta Phi lounge. She urged students to vote in California’s Feb. 5 primary.
The former first daughter’s address followed a smaller round table discussion at Old Union. Campaign organizers reached out to sororities in an effort to target women, one of Hillary Clinton’s “core demographics,” according to Carolyn Forstein ‘10, an associate with the Clinton campaign in San Francisco and a member of Stanford Students for Hillary.
“We had to reach out to Hillary supporters and undecided voters,” Forstein said. “We wanted to keep it pretty small, so we didn’t advertise that Chelsea was coming.”
Chelsea Clinton opened the question and answer session at Pi Phi by recalling her days as a Stanford undergraduate. The event was publicized to the five sororities in the Inter-Sorority Council.
“I’m overcome by nostalgia,” Clinton said. “I used to live in ZAP my sophomore year, so not that far away. Walking here from the library area was very reminiscent of late nights.”
Chelsea Clinton is taking time off from her job with Avenue Capital Group, a New York hedge fund, to promote the campaign of her mother, Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), for the Democratic presidential nomination.
“We are just trying to make my mom’s campaign more accessible to people,” she said. “We want to make sure that young people feel like the campaign is talking about issues that you care about and is delivering its plans and ideas in a way that resonates with you. “
Emily Hawkins, youth director for the Clinton campaign, asked for a show of hands from undecided students in the room. Most attendees raised their hands. The Democratic presidential primary in California is on Feb. 5, but many students registered absentee received their ballots in the mail last week.
“When I was at Stanford I was constantly haranguing my friends to vote, and unfortunately so many of them actually didn’t vote,” Clinton said. “You don’t have that excuse any more in California. Voting actually started a week ago.”
She addressed a series of questions about her mother’s campaign stances.
“I can tell you what my mom said — that she would end the war tomorrow if she could,” Clinton told a student who asked about troop withdrawals in Iraq.
But she said an immediate withdrawal was not fully feasible, as many troops have been killed in convoys. She said that her mother would take 60 days upon entering office to develop a plan to remove not only the troops but also American civilians stationed in Iraq.
“Unfortunately, the Bush administration has not been planning to end the war,” she said. “A couple days ago, President Bush reiterated that he thinks the troops might be there for 10 years.”
Chelsea Clinton also championed her mother’s emphasis on healthcare. She said that Americans happy with their current plans could keep them, but the Congressional plan would be opened up to the 47 million Americans who are uninsured and millions more who feel underinsured.
“[My mother] and Senator [John] Edwards are committed to universal healthcare,” she said. “Senator [Barack] Obama [D-Ill.] is committed to what we call ‘virtual’ universal healthcare which would make it an option for people to buy into the system. What my mother argues is that if you don’t mandate that everyone have healthcare, the healthy people may not buy into the system, which means that the average cost of insuring people is a lot higher.”
One student expressed concern about the Darfur genocide.
“I’m really proud that my mom was the first Democratic senator to call it a genocide in May of 2004 and put a lot of pressure on the Bush administration to recognize it as a genocide,” Clinton said.
She added that her mother has advocated for a more direct American role in negotiating a peace agreement, as well as for pressuring China to stop buying oil from the Sudan.
The meeting closed with a question about the buzzword of the 2008 presidential election: Change.
“It seems like most of the candidates in this election have been talking about how they are the candidate for change,” said Nicky Adamson ‘09, president of Pi Beta Phi. “How do you think your mom would be the most well equipped candidate for change?”
Chelsea Clinton defended her mother’s service record, championing her experience as a lawyer, education advocate, first lady and senator.
“I know that there is this dichotomy between change and experience that I think is really false and actually find offensive,” she said, “because I think my mom has been an agent for positive change in people’s lives for longer than I’ve been alive.
“I think it really matters what people have done in their lives,” she added. “I don’t know anyone who has done more for more people, particularly more young people and more young women, than my mom.”
Well, we know that Chelsea Clinton is all about “change” — large chunks of it.
For the idealistic young woman went straight from her education in the liberal arts at Stanford and Oxford and on to a half-million dollar a year job at a hedge fund. Where she is so important that she can take off for months at a time to jet around with her parents whenever the mood suits her.
(Of course her parents’ political influence had nothing to do with Chelsea getting that job. Like her mother, Ms. Clinton had become an expert on investing by reading the Wall Street journal.)
Just compare Chelsea’s life since college with those frivolous and heartless Republican Bush twins.
11 Responses to “‘Hedge Fund’ Chelsea Campaigns For Hillary”
Leave a Reply
You must be registered and logged in to post a comment.



January 14th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Nice outfit. Looks like she shops at the same place her mother goes - “Pantsuit Barn”. I like the part about her mother’s experience as an “education advocate” - meant as a telling contrast to all those other candidates who support ignorance, I guess.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Hey, Chelsea is her own woman, she shops at the Spatula City subsidiary, Pantz Suitz R Uz.
Rotten apples don’t fall far from the mother tree. Remember her speech in Africa in the ’90s?
January 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
“Pantsuit Barn”, heh-heh, nice one Artboy, LOL.
Like SG, I find it interesting that Ms. Clintoon Jr., armed with a BA in history from Stanford and an MA in international relations (whatever the h*ll that is) from Oxford, landed a job with Avenue Capital Group, a firm that specializes in the highly lucrative, but extremely risky, distressed securities market. A market in which one could be the recipient of huge windfalls if you’ve done your homework, or alternately, you can lose your pants (or pantsuit in this case) in the blink of an eye. Definitely not the domain for a neophyte, if you get my drift.
Fortunately for us, Chelsea’s lucrative job can be easily explained. ACG is headed by one Marc Lasry, a long time Clinton supporter and member of Clinton’s Global Initiative. My oh my, instant success is indeed convenient for the “privileged” Dhimmicrats.
http://tinyurl.com/2agmqn
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Lasry
And the Clintoon’s don’t see this as unethical or inappropriate in their “visionary” business world?
Oh damn, my mistake, I completely forgot about the “fiberal exclusion clause”.
Business ethic laws like Sarbanes-Oxley only apply to those evil and corrupt conservatives of the business world.
Liberals aren’t restrained by such petty laws, …. much like their own ethics.
–sarc off –
January 14th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Is Chelsea fair game now that she’s making political statements?
Would it be mean to say that she reminds me of Eleanor Roosevelt? …. If you get my drift?
Not that Eleanor was famously ugly or anything:
http://www.teachwithmovies.org.....Dcover.jpg
January 14th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Well Lokki, if you don’t want to be bitten by sharks, don’t swim in the ocean.
As far as I’m concerned, by campaigning for “mumzie”, Chelsea would now be considered fair game in the arena we call politics. ;o)
January 14th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
back in the day when she was a little kid, it was natural to avoid making fun of her, or using her to get back at the abysmal job her parents were doing. That was then, this is now.
If she is at a boxing match, and her mother is in the ring, all sweaty and sporting those oversized red gloves worn by contestants, I would refrain from interaction with her because she is a spectator.
However, if she got in the ring, and started calling me a sissy because I wouldnt get up there and fight her mother, well, then I would happily punch her fat gob right after decking her hissing mother.
She is in it, so she is fair game. And, methinks a lot of journalists who couldnt have at her when she was a little snot will now redouble their efforts now that she is a big snot. Hope so anyway…..
January 14th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I figure Chelsa is earning her pay the way Monica did.
January 14th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
Damn 1st LOL, that’s gonna leave a mark!!
January 14th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Holy crap 1st! That poor girl doesnt even like cigars!
January 14th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Well for sure she is not getting by on her looks unless you think Web Hubble was good looking.
January 15th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
WEB HUBBLE?!!! OMG!!! DEZ - We got another photoshop job for ya. Web Hubble in goldielocks and….AN OUTFIT FROM PANTSUIT BARN!!! Priceless!!!