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Hillary And Bill’s Fans Swoon, Too - Dammit

You have probably heard by now that fainting is now considered de rigueur for the young female attendees at Mr. Obama’s revival meetings performances campaign rallies:

Not to be undone, Mrs. Clinton has decided that she too should have fainting fans:

And, needless to say, Mr. Clinton himself has to get in on the act:

Of course all of this would be a lot more funny if the fate of the republic were not at stake.

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13 Responses to “Hillary And Bill’s Fans Swoon, Too - Dammit”

  1. DEZ

    How long before these carpetbaggers start selling healing potions.
    Or the laying of hands, “OHHH the power of Obama compels you.”

  2. 1republicanscientist

    How much is MoveOn paying these yoyo’s to faint at momamma events? Everything the dismalcrats do is fake, so I am sure this is as well.

  3. wardmama4

    Having been to political events - given the hours to be vetted and/or searched and the absolute boring letdown of the event compared to the anticipation buildup - fainting would seem reasonable - most particularly during summer.

    Given that these people sputter and spew the exact same drivel over and over again - a coma induced by apathy might be possible but fainting - and now by Clintons (who have been on the stump trail for decades - without so much a little swoon now and then)?!? What a load of garbage.

    All this blather locally as the Hildabeast and Mrs B. Hussein Obama were here - to discover they weren’t ‘rallies’ in the sense I think of political rallies but rather High Priced Invitation Only Cheerleading Events - what is the point? If you are financially supporting them - isn’t it a given that the people you are ’speaking’ too already know what you’re going to say?

    Typical Dems - don’t give a rat’s ass about the little people who might actually be the ones voting them into office. Not that I would go - don’t have the time to make a Anybody But Hillary sign right now.

  4. DEZ

    “a coma induced by apathy might be possible ”

    That’s a perfect analogy Wardmama! Bravo.

  5. 1sttofight

    Well I have admit I get sorta light headed every time I look at the Clintons.

    Of course I also get a queasy feeling in my stomach too…

  6. texaspsue

    good post wardmama!

    I feel a little gypped. I’ve been to many political events and have never witnessed fainting and swooning. ( As a matter of fact, The only time that I’ve seen swooning and fainting in public is at a Beatle concert.) I want my money back. :-)

  7. 1sttofight

    Beatle concert???
    Just how old are you? ;-)

  8. MyHarley8MyCar

    re: Hillary’s turn with the fake fainting bit.

    In the second clip, the gentleman got out about 6 words of his “question” to Shillary when he was suddenly interrupted by her commanding and authorative seizing of the moment when one of her bootlickers “fainted”. I couldnt help but notice how “calm and collected” she appeared, giving directions to the crowd, asking for paramedics to respond, seemingly in total and calm control of a situation. Much like she did during the “hostage crisis” in one of her New England campaign offices last year. Once she had restored order and calm, she proceeded to answer the gentleman’s “question” about social security (answering with her “social security stump speech” because she had no CLUE what the question was….she had interruped the man before he got but a few words out of his mouth).

    Social security? oh yeah…..oh, WAIT! Look! There’s an emergency here! Let me take care of this dire emergency in such a calm and collected manner (to show you all what a great leader I am) and then I will give you my response to your question…..much akin to The Beatles stopping in the middle of “I Saw Her Standing There” because George noticed that one of their fans had fainted in the third row.

  9. philmarlowe

    I don’t see how any politician could make a person swoon. Most of them just aren’t that captivating. And a discussion of social security isn’t likely to induce palpitations.

    I did see Paul McCartney live about 20 years ago and felt somewhat giddy. But there’s quite a gulf between an ex-Beatle singing classic songs and Hillary barking out commands in her mannish voice.

  10. Musette

    First, I’m sure that anyone here who has ever been on stage can vouch for the fact that stage lights are hot enough to, in some cases, cause a sunburn type rash, and certainly hot enough to make fainting possible.

    However, having heard every choir conductor or director I’ve ever had warn us not to lock knees on stage because people famously faint, I have never, never seen anyone actually faint on stage. That includes festivals where whole different groups performed onstage over the course of days. So. . .one person fainting? I’ll buy that. Faintings happening like back when women wore whalebone corsets? I don’t think so.

  11. NSKauai

    After 3 years of campaigning - I find it a real snoozefest

    And the hypnotic sound of change change change change is a cancophony in itself of dismal apathy

    Reminds me of a South Park episode of all the bums walking around asking for change - it was hilarious and fits the mantra

  12. JulieJ

    “I can walk, I can walk! I am healed”

  13. JulieJ

    “I’m having a fainting spell. Help me, Obama”.


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