SubscribeHillary Says: “You Can Look Inside My Mouth”
From her fans at the Associated Press:
Clinton invites voters to ‘inspect’ her
By BETH FOUHY, Associated Press Writer
DUNLAP, Iowa - Standing atop a stage in a livestock auction barn, Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton likened the experience to her quest to woo undecided voters in the closing days before Iowa’s pivotal caucuses.
“I’ve been to cattle barns before and sales before, in Arkansas, but I’ve never felt like I was the one that was being bid on,” Clinton told a crowd in western Iowa. “I know you’re going to inspect me. You can look inside my mouth if you want. I hope by the end of my time with you I can make the case for my candidacy and to ask you to consider caucusing for me.”
The former first lady made her comments during the launch of a five-day campaign blitz across Iowa less than three weeks before the state’s January 3 caucuses. Buoyed by the endorsement of the state’s largest newspaper, Clinton said she “could not be more pumped up” and that her campaign had regained its momentum after several shaky weeks.
The endorsement in Sunday’s Des Moines Register gave a huge lift to the Clinton team as it fights to stem the surging momentum of her lead rival, Barack Obama…
Clinton herself was hopping from stop to stop on a “Hilli-copter” to reach as many geographic regions of the ice-crusted state as possible.
Among supporters making an appearance was Bob Kerrey, the former Nebraska senator and governor whose borders Iowa.
Kerrey, who ran briefly for the Democratic nomination in 1992 against Bill Clinton, said he was endorsing Hillary Clinton “enthusiastically and unequivocally.
“She inspires my confidence. The question is, does she inspire your confidence?” Kerrey asked…
Didn’t Mr. Kerrey once famously pronounce Mr. Clinton to be “an unusually good liar”? No wonder he admires Bill’s better half so.
But back to the inspection, one would be advised to not get too close:
The cracks are definitely beginning to show.
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December 16th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
“I know you’re going to inspect me. You can look inside my mouth if you want…”
No. Did she really say that? Really? Now that’s just nasty. Yuk!
December 16th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
She’s right about one thing…..she was the cow/pig/hog at auction. Bet nobody took the bid though.
December 16th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
And you wont find ANY fluids from Bill Clinton in there! I promise!
December 16th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
The last time I went to a cattle sale, the ones that looked like her were being bought by the dog food buyers.
December 16th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
If you can’t say something good . . .
December 16th, 2007 at 11:56 pm
‘If you can’t say something good . . .’
Then ask a sailor to say it! LOL
Considering who she is married to, why in God’s green earth would anyone go near her mouth!
Yuck dude, just yuck.
December 17th, 2007 at 2:01 am
Just don’t look inside Monica’s mouth.
Or Elizabeth’s, or Denise’s, or Nina’s, or Gennifer’s, or….
December 17th, 2007 at 7:11 am
Damn, she is one ugly witch.
December 17th, 2007 at 8:22 am
You can’t make stuff like this up!! ROFL!!!
December 17th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Well, breakfast was good while it lasted!
Looking at those teeth you’d think it’s St. Patrick’s day.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Not even on a bet…
December 17th, 2007 at 10:40 am
You know, I can’t imagine anyone making a statement like that, even the no class Shill herself. Imagine you’re at a job interview, trying to convince a prospective employer that you’re the right person for the job. The interviewer ask if you would like to say anything on your behalf before the interview ends.
“Well, yes. I would like to say ‘“I know you’re going to inspect me. You can look inside my mouth if you want. I hope by the end of my time with you I can make the case for my employment and to ask you to consider hiring me.’”
I’m sure that would be the last words the interviewer would ever want to hear from you. Amazing! The only surprise is she didn’t use a cowboy accent when making such a ridiculous statement.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:09 am
Cain’t wait until St. Patrick’s day and we can see her in Boston tryin’ to fake a brogue….
December 17th, 2007 at 11:36 am
My eyes! Ahhhh!
December 17th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
“I’ve been to cattle barns before and sales before, in Arkansas…”
A quote like that and no one asked her just how well she did at those cattle sales? You would think some of the cattle farmers she was talking to wouldn’t mind seeing how they too can get a 10,000% return on investment?
December 17th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Yikes, those teeth are nasty.
December 17th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a treble hook lodged in it.
December 17th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
This is how to fit in with the natives 101 .
# 1. Try to speak the local language . EXAMPLE . Say Cow.
Response : Chow !
Nope , caa-ouwa . Response : My Husband will be in town shortly to entertain you .
# 2 Try to fit and blend in . EXAMPLE . Don’t hand out B.S. to people that have to pitch it everyday .
Free health care , $ 5000 birth bonds ,an open borders . Just to name a few . No L.L Bean on the farm,
(that would be cross-dressing ) .
Response : Whats that on my shoe . Don’t these people know who I am ?
December 17th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
She really needs some Spacklin Paste on that face!
December 17th, 2007 at 11:38 pm
NOPE , NA-DA , NOT ! I can see why bj’s sandwich grabbers were after sump’tin else .
What comes out of that feedbag is much worse than what I could ever put in to it .
December 21st, 2007 at 6:00 am
“You can look in my mouth…” this is Hillary trying to be funny and wry which, frankly, is a tough thing to do when you’re an esentially joyless and unfunny person, so I’ll give her points for making an effort. Did anyone see that clip where she’s giving a speech and starts coughing and choking and her voice comes out in this tight little rasp? She goes “I sound like Tallulah Bankhead”, which was another attempt at being funny, except the audience didn’t get the reference.
Interesting, though, that she’d spontaneously compare herself to someone who was a bisexual, drug addict, alcoholic nympho and who’s last words, supposedly, were “More morphine!”
December 21st, 2007 at 6:10 am
Correction: Tallulah’s last words were “codeine…bourbon”. Her Wikipedia bio has a heading for “Alleged lesbianism”, so you can understand Hillary’s sympathetic interest…