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India’s 86 Year Old Tiger Woods Is A Hero

From (“the ONLY Color Glossy Monthly General Interest Magazine in West Coast U.S.A. for South Asians”) the Siliconeer:

U.S. Ambassador Timothy J. Roemer presenting the book “Obama-The Historic Journey” to erstwhile Andhra Pradesh Governor N. D. Tiwari in Hyderabad Oct. 21. Tiwari had to quit in disgrace as Andhra Pradesh governor following revelations of a media sting operation that showed him cavorting with young women, but he may have the last laugh, as his popularity has soared following the scandal.

India’s Reply to Tiger: The Antics of N.D. Tiwari

Siddharth Srivastava

February 19, 2010

While Tiger Woods has hogged mind and media space in the past few weeks, in India the great golfer’s exploits off the fairway has been upped by octogenarian Indian politician N.D. Tiwari, aged 86 years and still going very strong (in bed, that is).

Tiwari, a long-standing national Congress party loyalist, was recently caught on camera apparently half naked cavorting with three young girls in a TV sting operation, which is a common occurrence in India now to trap the usual suspects such as corrupt policemen, government officials and politicians, generally accepting cash for favors.

While questions remain about Tiwari using his superior position as incumbent governor (now sacked) of Andhra Pradesh and former chief minister of Uttarakhand to make the girls do what they did, the ethical and legal doubts have been set aside by his supposed ability at 86.

Indian men, given smaller physiques, genetic structures and generally unfit bodies, are known to lose it in their mid-30s and look for remedies and aphrodisiacs to rid the private dysfunctions and reverse the never-discussed-in-the-open male biological clock, so to say.

Fittingly, Tiwari has been labeled the Tiger of India, overtaken Woods as the most searched on Indian Web sites, with plenty of questions being asked about his successful score, looking very happy than embarrassed with his pants down, as one might expect a near 90-year-old to be. Everybody knows Playboy’s Hugh Hefner is just a marketing gimmick.

Some say that Tiwari truly deserves to be brand ambassador of Viagra and other similar concoctions and fill his coffers more, unlike Woods who has been buffeted by sponsorship losses and an expensive lawsuit by his wife and no golf.

While the pessimists and cynics say that Tiwari could not have “actually done it,” the optimists see hope for a very long innings ahead, even as news reports speak of at least two “illegitimate” children sired by Tiwari out of wedlock…

[Tiwari’s] latest exploits have raised him to the heights of national popularity that his political career never did

Indeed, it can never be easy for a young-at-heart old man to turn into a poster boy in a nation like India where the majority of the population is under 35 years of age and look up to film stars such as Shahid Kapur, Salman Khan and Shah Rukh Khan, all of whom are at least half Tiwari’s age, who spend hours at the gym to develop and show off in their movies the coveted six pack abs.

A healthy, avuncular Tiwari has stolen the thunder, at least for the time being, also from colleagues in the same age bracket, but placed much higher in the pecking order…

While the moral issues of exploiting girls under duress and corruption charges are being investigated, Tiwari for now is India’s Hero Number One.

That might bring a smile on the face of the randy octogenarian, but it’s a discomfiting commentary on the vagaries of public opinion

Given all the tut-tutting about the personal failings of Tiger Woods coming from our media masters, we found this article somewhat refreshing. (Despite the “vagaries of public opinion” moralizing tacked on at the end.)

One country’s ‘sex addict’ is another country’s hero.

That is, if he is in his eighties.

This article was posted by Steve on Friday, February 19th, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

3 Responses to “India’s 86 Year Old Tiger Woods Is A Hero”

  1. proreason says:

    “Everybody knows Playboy’s Hugh Hefner is just a marketing gimmick”

    there you go breaking my heart again

  2. canary says:

    I remember a google study had India the # 1 country in searching sex on the internet. I was stunned that Iran & muslim countries heading the list. A quick search stopped me at a modern muslim sight, that gave google statistics since 2004. India has averaged 3rd place. Pakistan 1st, Egypt 2nd, and Iran has dropped but close behind, followed by other muslim capitals of world, Arabia, & muslim capitals of the world.
    Since google announced this month to punish China for hacking by removing their porno filters, China may end up being on being on the top 10 list.
    America safe so far.

    So, I find it very hypocritical that the terrorists call this a “holy war”, but then this year the new extremist muslims sects killing the extremist muslims for not killing more, since Obama became president nice muslim.

  3. canary says:

    Obama needs to go to entitlement addiction rehab with Tiger Woods.

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