Comments on: Iran Puts ‘Homemade’ Satellite In Orbit

By: 1sttofight

1sttofight — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 11:57:13 +0000

Must be a VERY LOW ORBIT because the film stopped when it was about 1000 feet off the ground.

BTW, wasn’t their last great rocket achievement proven to have been photoshopped?

By: artboyusa

artboyusa — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:45:22 +0000

“Mullah to the Moon!” Starring ABU ‘N’ TARIQ, the Angry Muslim Brothers.

“This harness is most constricting, my brother. I can hardly move”.

“Of course it is, Abu. You need to be strapped right in when the rocket explodes on the launch pad – I mean, soars gloriously into orbit like a newborn star”.

“You kind of freak me out when you say stuff like that, Tariq”.

“A thousand apologies, Abu, for my careless misspeaking. I guess I’m a little nervous, this is such a big event. Imagine, my own brother the first Muslim to be launched to a fiery death in space, I mean to a world-shaking achievement for Muslim science!”

“I thought we just bought this rocket off the shelf from the Russians or the Chinese or somebody”.

“It was the French – er, no it wasn’t! Nuh uh! This rocket is all Iranian, 100% Persian made, using state of the art Islamic technology. Honest”.

“Oh, great. Say, what’s my job title again? I keep forgetting”.

“Holy space martyr – no, sorry. ‘Islamonaut’ – that’s it”.

“Islamonaut, huh? That sounds okay, I guess, but couldn’t they have tested the rocket out first? You know, with a monkey or a dog or something?”

“Abu! You shock me – those beasts are unclean! Would you have the first Muslim space launch defiled by such creatures?”

“Guess not”.

“Besides, the Holy Koran teaches us to be compassionate towards animals”.

“Yeah? Since when?”

“So many questions! Relax, my brother and think on the triumph that awaits you! You shall be a hero to Muslims everywhere! All of Iran shall sing your praises – from the towering minarets of Isfahan to the sticky pools of Qum!”

“I only wish I was going to be alive to see it…”

“Tut tut. Alive is overrated, my brother. Now, let’s just get you into your space turban – there we go – and now we’ll just apply your space gag. Okay – how’s that, Abu?”

“Mmmmpppfff…”

“That’ll muffle the screams nicely. Hey, why are you looking at me like that, my brother?”

By: TheChicagoWay

TheChicagoWay — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 21:09:02 +0000

These chickens**ts will not use a readily identifiable missile to launch a nuclear weapon. They will once again take the honorable route and use some retard to deliver the weapon and then deny any responsibility….. The pinnacle of human achievement…….Christ, the retard will probably get the Nobel Peace Prize for getting rid of the big troublemaker in the middle east….Allah Akbar!, or whatever…..

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:26:41 +0000

Isreal should be readying a strike soon………there is nothing like that glow of a desert in winter.

By: proreason

proreason — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 17:05:42 +0000

Either Allah or Russia gave them the technology (assuming the report is accurate which is probably a long-shot).

But since everyhing mankind needs was known to and described by Mohammed, one has to wonder if Allah changed his mind.