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Japanese Barack Obama ‘Action Figure’

As if the Bad Obama paintings and the Michele Obama comic book were not enough, the inscrutable orient brings us the Obama action figure.

From the DiD US Presidential Election 2008 website:

  

 

 

Socialist agenda sold separately.

(Thanks to Sheehanjihad for the heads up.)

This article was posted by Steve on Saturday, March 21st, 2009. Comments are currently closed.

30 Responses to “Japanese Barack Obama ‘Action Figure’”

  1. sheehanjihad says:

    Just look at it, and hope for the best. Oh boy. At least this appeals to the mindset of the followers.
    http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/obama.html

  2. beautyofreason says:

    “Action” is not the first thing that comes to mind when I think of this President. Perhaps an figure of him groveling to Iran would be more suitable?

    • annabetsy says:

      That was exactly how I responded. Perhaps he should be tripping through a field of daisies spreading hope and change throughout all the world from the aura of his manly sophistication and elegance.

  3. nctedl says:

    Up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, its super socialist.

    God help us all.

  4. Professor_Repulso says:

    In photo 4 he is seen slashing the budget. In photos 5 and 6 he is preparing to blast the deficit. In photo 7 he is being accosted by Barney Frank for stealing one of his sex toys.

  5. canary says:

    I wonder how many revisions oOlabama made Japan do over, before agreeing on this one. I think the more whitie features and perfect Ken look with smaller ears, is an insult to Afro-Americans, and they should boycott it. Don’t think Obama ever carried an American flag in his life. But, I guess children and their imaginations could have him stomping it, with those bendable body parts. . Add a long grey beard and muslim attire, and they could sell alot in U.K. U.S. doesn’t seem to far behind.

  6. crosspatch says:

    You know, one of these days I would like to buy up a bunch of these political action figures and do a little diorama. Anne Coulter shooting a whale … the possibilities are endless. Just total political caricature.

  7. Liberals Make Great Speedbumps says:

    Darth Barry should have a red light saber, he definitely serves the dark side.

  8. greasywrench says:

    And of course when the Obama action figure does something dishonorable he will commit Harakari. Right?

    I don’t expect that the real Obama will follow suit but at least the doll may have a little integrity.

  9. brad says:

    IN-ACTION FIGURE

    Someone needs to re-inform the world that you must actually perform an action in order to be considered an action figure.

    Being a lawyer, not having any meaningful employment in his entire life, does not constitute action.

  10. RightWinger says:

    I guess the toy company will reject the lyrics to my revised version of Roy Orbison’s “Pretty Woman” that had been sticking in my head the past few days. I was hoping they would include a CD with their package :-)

    Lil’ Barry talkin down the “street”
    Lil’ Barry, he wants me on the teat
    Lil’ Barry, I dont believe you
    Youre such a fool
    No one could faulk up just like you
    Mer’ci

    Lil’ Barry, why piss on me
    Lil’ Barry, I really want to flee
    Lil’ Barry, you’re as lefty as can be
    You certainly aren’t like me

    Lil’ Barry, stop your bile
    Lil’ Barry, walk a mile
    Lil’ Barry, give your birth file to me
    Lil’ Barry, Oh, no, no
    Lil’ Barry, look another way
    Lil’ Barry, say youll stay away from me

    Cause I don’t need you
    Or your tax bite
    Move to Europe baby
    Please move tonight

    Lil’ Barry, do walk on by
    Lil’ Barry, why do you lie
    Lil’ Barry, do walk away
    Ok

    Thats the way it must be, ok
    I guess Ill go to work, its late
    I’m filled with sorrow and fright

    Don’t wait, leave me be
    Stop talking back to me
    No! Stop talking back to me
    No more….
    Lil’ Barry.

  11. Rusty Shackleford says:

    Clearly, these are for people to use to explore the world of fantasy, which, after all, is what such toys are for. The only semi-accurate poses here are the one where he’s playing with Mr Microphone and talking incessantly…and the other is the last one with the blankie and in the prone position. I wonder if you can get a scale teleprompter or two so that plastic Barry won’t look like a complete and utter idiot when the talking version comes out.

    Oh…god…talking version…..hadn’t even considered it until I just said it.

    *sigh*

    • RightWinger says:

      The talking version will be easy to do. All the plastic Lil’ Barry has to say is….”uh,…er, uh”. This way if the child who gets the doll is not able to afford the teleprompter accessories, the Lil’ Barry doll will still be realistic.

      In fact, the new Robert Gibbs plastic doll accessory will also utter “uh…er, uh” as well.

    • You know its funny you should mention the “Uh Er Uh.. ”

      I did this cartoon before the election..
      http://michigantaxes.com/wordpress/?p=532

  12. Colonel1961 says:

    Is the teleprompter sold separately?

  13. Maybe not appropriate for such a straight laced group as this…

    But.. Do the facial features suggest he is also crapping his trousers?

    Just asking.

  14. wardmama4 says:

    Jason – your question aside – there does appear to be two facial figures – in photos 6 & 8 (and possibly 7) The One ™ has his mouth closed. The others do show that scowly, gaping mouthed face (which to me shows either pain or anger – but hey that’s just me)

  15. curvyred says:

    I suggest they change the item in his hands on picture # 6 to a teleprompter. If they wish for it to me more “authentic”.

  16. 4USA says:

    They needed to make the ears a little bit bigger. Also, the teleprompter comment is precisely what I thought when I saw this ‘action figure.’

  17. CIV says:

    If this comes with 2 different heads — open & closed mouthed — then the head must be removable. crosspatch could do an Islamofascist beheading diorama without damaging his doll action figure.

  18. crosspatch says:

    “crosspatch could do an Islamofascist beheading diorama without damaging his doll action figure.”

    I had all kinds of thoughts … Madeline Albright and Colin Powell in a compromising position … Helen Thomas in “The Joker” makeup … Hillary Clinton and Pelosi in in a chador kissing Ahmadinejad’s ring … Obama with a wagon full of cash going into a candy store … the possibilities are endless.

  19. bobbys says:

    O sure none of him Bowling or bowing before Pelosi or Channeling Honest Abe.

  20. WhySoSerious says:

    As if we needed any more proof of how weird the Japanese are. The only thing worse is that there are people who will buy this.

    It would be hilarious if the same situation with those phony BO coins happened with this. “Mommy! I took off President Messiah’s pants and he’s got Barbie legs!” Come to think of it, that may not be far from the truth.

  21. yellarcan says:

    Wonder when they’ll come out with his girlfriend “Action Oprah”. This doll will bend over backwards to kiss Mr. h.o’s plastic butt.

  22. A Mad Pole says:

    Number 4, with the samurai sword over his head: he is just begging for the kick in the …(you know where).

    And the last one: is this the blue dress sticking out from under that gold-red table cloth?

  23. Liberals Demise says:

    The last photo looks like Barry is waiting for some Michael Jackson “Action”!!

  24. TickTock says:

    How do ‘Lil Barry’s hand gestures keep changing?

    Say, wait a minute… is that a guy in an Obama Head and rubber gloves? I think some are dolls, but others give me pause…

    Regardless, it’s pretty stupid. Everybody with a brain knows that GI Joe would kick his plastic butt in a New York second.

  25. badcrow says:

    Optional head scarf and Quran?

  26. Reality Bytes says:

    This is perfect cause just like the real thing this Obama Action Figure doesn’t come with balls.


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