The excited Junior Senator shoved the document under the nose of his wheeelchair bound, brain damaged and paralyzed father.

“Aaaaaarrrrr…” drooled the senescent Ambassador. “Nnnnrrrrrrr…”.

“That’s what you always say!” pouted Ted. “Whatever I do, its never good enough for you! I thought this time it would be different and for once you’d say ‘good job, Ted’. Look Dad, my Bill guarantees a steady supply of cheap housemaids, pool boys and gardeners from south of the border for the convenience of rich white people like us. Housemaids, Dad – you like the housemaids, remember?”

“Aaaarrr aaaarrr” agreed Old Joe, nodding and spitting enthusiastically (or maybe it was just another spasm – who could tell?)

“And you know what else, Dad? It’ll help keep out anymore of, um, those people. It’ll be Mexicans galore from now on and ix-nay on the you-know-whos”.

“Eeerrr?” queried the rum-running, backstabbing, Nazi loving, robber baron bastard.

“You know, the ew-jays”.

“Waarrr?”

“The id-yays, the ike-kays, the ebie-hays, the osen-chay eople-pay!”

“Waarrr?”

“You know, the ones who secretly run the world! The ones who lie and manipulate and steal, who are driven by a remorseless lust for power and money, shameless, corrupt…”

“Us?”

“No, not us! The ew-jays!”

“Waarrr?”

There would go the Kennedy fortune right there.

TWEETS YOU NEED TO READ

July 20, 2009

McCain touts Mayo Clinic’s dismissal of House health proposal
@ 2:18 pm by Jordan Fabian
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) took to Twitter to echo the Mayo Clinic’s negative sentiments toward the House healthcare reform proposal.

He tweeted Monday:

Mayo Clinic lambastes House Healthcare bill – one of the most well respected health care providers in the US – THEY ARE RIGHT!

http://bit.ly/uVkoe

McCain linked to a Briefing Room piece detailing the Minnesota-based health clinic’s statement on the legislation. Mayo said on its Health Policy Blog that the bill “misses the opportunity to help create higher-quality, more affordable health care for patients….In fact, it will do the opposite.”

The Mayo Clinic’s statement came as the American Medical Association gave the House bill a high-profile boost last week. Three House committees are currently marking up the legislation.

The Senate Doctors Show, which is a GOP-sponsored talk show on healthcare hosted by Sens. John Barrasso (R-Wyo.) and Tom Coburn (R-Okla.), re-tweeted Mayo’s statement and the Briefing Room piece.

I am so damn sick of obscenely wealthy people like the Kennedys (the whole darn lot of ‘em) crying “social justice for all.” Honestly, is there a Kennedy that has had to live on $300 a month (after rent) because his or her paycheck is slow in coming or nonexistent?

Let THEM put their money where their mouths are. How about that family “adopt” a few hundred families in need of “social justice” and house, clothe, feed, and health care ‘em. And I don’t mean create another “foundation” to benefit the “downtrodden”—so relatively little of their own money goes into those things anyway. Go find some families and put ‘em in some of the houses at Hyannisport. Seems there’s plenty to go around.

It’s easy to say that “we” should be taking care of others “less fortunate” but the Kennedys are better at it than most. Where is their family’s contribution? (And don’t do the “oh but look at all of the pain that family has suffered!” just like the television shows do. They could always afford to bury their dead.)

One of those programs said that of all of the Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who has made the most impact on history. Mary Jo’s family would probably agree.

Yes, Catie, Teddy will rise to heaven from all of those prayers that his family and Kennedy family worshippers will say for him at the time of his death. But while he’s waiting in line like everyone else when he gets there, Mary Jo will be there to help process his paperwork and she will get to stamp “reject” on that file, and pull the trap door down to hell.

I am gobsmacked that there were no consequences of that sin … had he been a conservative, he’d have been tried, convicted and still in jail. Which is what should have happened anyway.

Of course they’ll never say so, but this is all just a battle in the pitched war against wal-mart.

Well at least he was right about us not being able to afford this.

Get off my back and leave me alone. Above all, spare me your conceit.

Tough call.

Hey Ted? The proctologist called and said your brain scan is back!!