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Kerry Compares Reid To Lazarus, Dracula

A press release from the silver-tongued John Kerry, via Politico:

Kerry: ‘Harry Reid isn’t just Dracula, he isn’t just Lazarus’

November 03, 2010

Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry had some choice words about Sen. Harry Reid’s victory in Nevada over Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle.

His office released a strong statement that declared a couple media outlets, including POLITICO, had the race all wrong.

“Politico was wrong, Huffington Post was wrong, hell, all the pundits were wrong,” Kerry said. “Harry Reid isn’t just Dracula, he isn’t just Lazarus, he’s our Leader and our whole caucus is thrilled that he’s unbreakable and unbeatable.”

Come to think of it, these are amazingly apt analogies. After all, despite his narrow victory — thanks the gaming interests (ahem) and the unions and the news media — Mr. Reid really is a dead man walking.

And what is a more appropriate symbol for the head of the Democrat Party on Capitol Hill than a blood-sucker?

This article was posted by Steve on Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

10 Responses to “Kerry Compares Reid To Lazarus, Dracula”

  1. canary says:

    John Kerry said “Harry Reid isn’t just Dracula, he isn’t just Lazarus,..”

    Kerry is explaining that Harry Reid is more than a vampire that sucks blood from innocent people turning them into bloodsuckers themselves. Harry Reid is more than a beggar of the rich begging for crumbs with dogs.

    Reid is unbreakable? Perhaps one should hold up a cross when around Kerry and Reid for protection.

    Reid looked pretty disturbed about something in his post speech. It must have been stressful waiting to see if the number changing scam would work.

  2. proreason says:

    Does anybody else see a pattern in this?

    Susan Angle
    Christine O’Donnell
    Linda McMahon
    Carly Fiorini
    Meg Whitman

    Any woman who believes she should be allowed to have a thought that is not inserted by a male, take heed.

  3. Mae says:

    How dare Kerry compare Reid to Lazarus. Lazarus was a man of great goodness and faith. Jesus loved and respected him so much that Lazarus’ raising was one of Jesus’s miracles to show the world He was the real One we are waiting for. Kerry is another fake Catholic.

  4. BobonStatenIsland says:

    I suppose a guy who looks like The Frankenstein Monster would know Dracula when he sees him.

  5. canary says:

    John Kerry no doubt was intoxicated when he made this insane statement. It might be awhile before the haze surrounding the Democrats lets up a bit.

  6. tranquil.night says:

    “And what is a more appropriate symbol for the head of the Democrat Party on Capitol Hill than a blood-sucker?”

    A blood-sucking jackass pretty much covers it.

    Dingy Harry isn’t Dracula though, just one abhorrent coven leader. Head vampire quite obviously is Soros, who even looks and sounds like a thousand year old demented Transylvanian inbred aristocrat.

  7. JulieJ says:

    Yes, I agree, Dingy Harry is a vampire – and a damned ugly one at that!

  8. wardmama4 says:

    Kerry just got confused because Reid is so old (is he next in line for croaking on the job?!?) – wow compare to a vampire who can never die or a misguided Biblical (only Biblical references that the Dems can make) reference – Lazarus Died brain dead Kerry & was raised by Jesus as a miracle.

    The only miracle with Reid is that the NV unions aren’t being sued for election fraud ( and an election redo) for tracking who voted for Reid and insisting that those who didn’t vote yet be sent out posthaste. In some places in America that type of behavior is considered illegal.

  9. Mae says:

    Yeah, Liberals Demise, now Kerry can compare more fake notes with another Stolen Valor awardee, Richard Blumenthal. Unbelievably smarmy liars, both of them. The citizens of Connecticut are without honor themselves for voting in this disgusting putz.

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