Comments on: NK’s Kim Jong-Il Has Pancreatic Cancer

By: CKO1986

CKO1986 — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 21:02:33 +0000

They’d probably get ptomaine poisoning if they did, LOL.

By: canary

canary — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 07:07:37 +0000

Let’s hope Kim Jong Un doesn’t tick him off. Hopefully, his son will have a big shot of whatever MJ took to ease his pain.

By: caligirl9

caligirl9 — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:42:43 +0000

My first thought—five years?
Nope, not the way he looks now. He will be lucky to live until Christmas.
Unless of course he dies in secret and it’s not announced for five years …

By: jobeth

jobeth — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:50:29 +0000

ummm, with that accent is there any chance ol’ Kim is related to Mr Fwrank?

It might explain a lot of Mr Fwranks positions…(NO not THAT kind of
positions)

And they ARE both short with little round heads.

By: BatK

BatK — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:18:10 +0000

It’s from Team America World Police

By: Reality Bytes

Reality Bytes — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 19:09:38 +0000

NO FAIR! STOP MAKIN’ FUN O’ ASIAN PEOPLE YOU PLICK!

By: BatK

BatK — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:15:34 +0000

I can’t help but think he sounds eerily like Eric Cartman doing a really bad “Asian” accent

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:10:58 +0000

The path before us is vewwy qweer.

By: Reality Bytes

Reality Bytes — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:47:18 +0000

“Jesus Christ?!” – Kim Jong Il upon arriving at Heaven’s Gate. (actually more like “Kliest”. He has trouble pronouncing “R’s” so I hear). See? Look!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoF518hBFjU

By: BatK

BatK — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:29:29 +0000

Autopsy reports may as yet confirm he really IS a giant cockroach from the planet Jairon

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:27:37 +0000

Glad he’s sick. What? Is he still here?

By: Right of the People

Right of the People — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 17:20:17 +0000

If he does, it’s five years too long. We can only hope like in a true monarchy the longer it goes on, the more ineffective the new rulers become. I’m sure his son is used to partying and having a good time and probably isn’t ready to assume the role with the same vigor as his demented dad.

By: katmeredith

katmeredith — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:53:27 +0000

According to the CIA World Factbook, North Korea’s life expectancy was 63.8 years in 2009.
He’s 67 and may manage to live another 5 years with pancreatic cancer.

By: Gladius et Scutum

Gladius et Scutum — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:36:08 +0000

Of course, the belligerent midget has named his 26 year old son, Kim Jong Un, as his successor. Just as Kim Jong Il’s father named him. When a dictaorship is handed from father to son, isn’t that called a monarchy? (Like Syria) Sounds like their trying to re-establish the old kingdom of Goguryeo.

By: proreason

proreason — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:21:02 +0000

Lucky for the wee dictator that he has socialized medicine in his country. Even if it doesn’t help him survive longer, it will be cheap and efficient.

No chance he will seek help elsewhere….unless, of course, Cuba can free up a bed for the tiny tyrant.

By: Confucius

Confucius — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 16:08:10 +0000

Kimchee anyone?