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Fist Fight Costs Miss England Crown

From the New York Daily Mail:

Miss England Rachel Christie loses crown after allegedly assaulting Miss Manchester Sara Jones

By Jose Martinez 

Saturday, November 7th 2009

Miss England Rachel Christie was stripped of her crown after a blowup in which she was accused of clocking Sara Jones, the reigning Miss Manchester, at a porn-themed party.

"Rachel will concentrate on clearing her name and focus on training for the 2012 Olympics until this case is resolved," Miss England pageant organizers said in a statement. "Rachel is very upset about the matter."

Christie, the first black Miss England and a niece of Olympic gold medalist Linford Christie, was charged with assaulting Jones in the full-costumed rumble over the strapping "Gladiators" star known as Tornado.

Published accounts of the sexy slugfest at a Manchester nightclub said Jones was clubbed in the face "several times" after she and Christie tangled over Tornado, a Royal Marine commando whose real name is David McIntosh.

The beefy star of the "American Gladiators"-like show, who lists his inspiration on the show’s Web site as vengeful Vietnam vet John Rambo, had moved on to Christie after a prior romance with Jones.

The bad royal blood boiled over when Jones (5-foot-5 with a 34B bust) apparently flashed Christie (5-foot-10, 34B) a racy text message Tornado sent her.

Dressed as an angel, the hell-raising Christie was accused of knocking around Jones, who was outfitted as a cavegirl

We normally eschew posting about such goings on in the world of the show business.

But this article, like our other recent beauty pageant articles, is just too much of a sign of the times to ignore.

(Thanks to Proreason for the heads up.)

This article was posted by Steve on Sunday, November 8th, 2009. Comments are currently closed.

9 Responses to “Fist Fight Costs Miss England Crown”

  1. proreason says:

    English beauties struggle with post-racial society. From the NYDailyNews:

    Miss England Rachel Christie loses crown after allegedly assaulting Miss Manchester Sara Jones

    Miss England Rachel Christie was stripped of her crown after a blowup in which she was accused of clocking Sara Jones, the reigning Miss Manchester, at a porn-themed party….

    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/11/07/2009-11-07_miss_england_rachel_christie_loses_crown_after_assaulting_miss_manchester_sara_j.html

    I’m sure this is just a rare aberration. The ladies probably had a bit too much tea to drink and forgot how civilized the world is now that Mr Obamy is king of the world.

    Interstingly, perhaps, “the Tornado” bears a resemblance to our beloved fuhrer.

    And you gotta love the now de rigeur “porn-themed parties”. I can’t wait to attend my next one.

    Really, our children need to get over this passe hang-up about porn stars. Porn stars just like you and me you know. Morality is relative and they are justing exercising their god-given right to expoit their organs to the fullest extent possible. If Jesus was still here, he would heartily approve. Or at least, he should approve.

    Isn’t modern life great?

    • Helena says:

      So true PR, the hi-jinks of today’s low-life “popular culture” idols are an inspiration to us all. Porn-themed parties, racy text messages, young women dressed as angels punching women dressed as cave-girls repeatedly in the face over some beefed-up glamor-boy. I’m so glad the role-models for kids today have progressed beyond their prudish parents’ stuffy old ideas about decorum and self-control. We really need more kids following their example and doing whatever the hell their “urges” tell them to, anywhere, any time.

  2. Confucius says:

    How great is this?

    Instead of reporting height and weight, the brits are reporting height and BUST measurements!

    Shagadelic.

    • proreason says:

      You know Confucius, as the world conflates all of the wonderful trends liberalism has set in motion, I’ve just gotta believe that bio-degradable breast implants are a great investment opportunity.

      But I hope they aren’t green.

    • Rusty Shackleford says:

      I’m thinkin’ solar-powered.

    • Confucius says:

      I like the idea of biodegradable implants. They’d have to be renewed periodically. And who isn’t for renewable resources?

      I’m intrigued by the idea of solar-powered ones. Maybe even windmill ones. But where would the batteries go?

    • Liberals Demise says:

      I’m thinking peppermint maybe?

  3. silver charm says:

    Call me shallow, but I think this is funny as hell. After all the tragedy in the news in general and the terrorist attack at Fort Hood as well as the ongoing destruction of our country by the San Fran Nan and her derilict corp, I think this is a hoot.

    Thank you for posting this Steve.

  4. sheehanjihad says:

    I’m intrigued by the idea of solar-powered ones. Maybe even windmill ones. But where would the batteries go?

    Al Gore has a cavernous opening packed with an unusual amount of “scat”…..and that’s not including his colon……but, I digress….that would be a great place to stuff some batteries! Like, say, a tank battery or two?


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