Comments on: Fist Fight Costs Miss England Crown

By: Helena

Helena — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:33:37 +0000

So true PR, the hi-jinks of today’s low-life “popular culture” idols are an inspiration to us all. Porn-themed parties, racy text messages, young women dressed as angels punching women dressed as cave-girls repeatedly in the face over some beefed-up glamor-boy. I’m so glad the role-models for kids today have progressed beyond their prudish parents’ stuffy old ideas about decorum and self-control. We really need more kids following their example and doing whatever the hell their “urges” tell them to, anywhere, any time.

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:21:39 +0000

I’m thinking peppermint maybe?

By: sheehanjihad

sheehanjihad — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:20:11 +0000

I’m intrigued by the idea of solar-powered ones. Maybe even windmill ones. But where would the batteries go?

Al Gore has a cavernous opening packed with an unusual amount of “scat”…..and that’s not including his colon……but, I digress….that would be a great place to stuff some batteries! Like, say, a tank battery or two?

By: Confucius

Confucius — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:34:14 +0000

I like the idea of biodegradable implants. They’d have to be renewed periodically. And who isn’t for renewable resources?

I’m intrigued by the idea of solar-powered ones. Maybe even windmill ones. But where would the batteries go?

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:47:13 +0000

I’m thinkin’ solar-powered.

By: silver charm

silver charm — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:41:48 +0000

Call me shallow, but I think this is funny as hell. After all the tragedy in the news in general and the terrorist attack at Fort Hood as well as the ongoing destruction of our country by the San Fran Nan and her derilict corp, I think this is a hoot.

Thank you for posting this Steve.

By: proreason

proreason — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:49:36 +0000

You know Confucius, as the world conflates all of the wonderful trends liberalism has set in motion, I’ve just gotta believe that bio-degradable breast implants are a great investment opportunity.

But I hope they aren’t green.

By: Confucius

Confucius — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:20:56 +0000

How great is this?

Instead of reporting height and weight, the brits are reporting height and BUST measurements!

Shagadelic.

By: proreason

proreason — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:07:37 +0000

English beauties struggle with post-racial society. From the NYDailyNews:

Miss England Rachel Christie loses crown after allegedly assaulting Miss Manchester Sara Jones

Miss England Rachel Christie was stripped of her crown after a blowup in which she was accused of clocking Sara Jones, the reigning Miss Manchester, at a porn-themed party….

http://www.nydailynews.com/gos.....ara_j.html

I’m sure this is just a rare aberration. The ladies probably had a bit too much tea to drink and forgot how civilized the world is now that Mr Obamy is king of the world.

Interstingly, perhaps, “the Tornado” bears a resemblance to our beloved fuhrer.

And you gotta love the now de rigeur “porn-themed parties”. I can’t wait to attend my next one.

Really, our children need to get over this passe hang-up about porn stars. Porn stars just like you and me you know. Morality is relative and they are justing exercising their god-given right to expoit their organs to the fullest extent possible. If Jesus was still here, he would heartily approve. Or at least, he should approve.

Isn’t modern life great?