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Moore: Democrats Face An Ass-Whoopin’

From The Hill:

Moore: Democrats are ‘going to get an ass-whoopin’ of biblical proportions’

By Tony Romm – 03/07/10

Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore on Sunday railed on Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, predicting, "Democrats on Election Day 2010 are going to get an ass-whoopin’ of biblical proportions if things don’t change right now."

In an open letter to the White House, Moore placed the blame for Democrats’ dismal electoral prospects in 2010 squarely on the shoulders of Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, recently a popular target for liberals dissatisfied with the White House’s handling of healthcare.

While Moore praised the sitting chief of staff for long being a "no apologies, take-no-prisoners fighting machine," he ultimately said Emanuel had "turned into a fighter — not of Republicans, but of the left."

"Well, you and the Democrats have been in charge now for over a year and not one banking regulation has been reinstated. We don’t have universal health care. The war in Afghanistan has escalated. And tens of thousands of Americans continue to lose their jobs and be thrown out of their homes," Moore wrote.

"You’re such a good guy, Mr. President," Moore added. "Yet, you kept on saying you still believed in bipartisanship. Well, if you really want bipartisanship, just go ahead and let the Republicans win in November. Then you’ll get all the bipartisanship you want."

Consequently, Moore later implored President Barack Obama to "replace Rahm with me." He subsequently offered to serve as chief of staff for $1 a day, while living in the White House basement.

"Now, don’t get too giddy with excitement over my offer, because you and I are going to be up at 5 in the morning, 7 days a week and I am going to get you pumped up for battle every single day," Moore continued.

Continued Moore: "Each morning you and I will do 100 jumping jacks and you will repeat after me: THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ELECTED ME, NOT THE REPUBLICANS, TO RUN THE COUNTRY! I AM IN CHARGE! I WILL ORDER ALL OBSTRUCTIONISTS OUTTA MY WAY! IF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DON’T LIKE WHAT I’M DOING THEY CAN THROW MY ASS OUT IN 2012. IN THE MEANTIME, I CALL THE SHOTS ON THEIR BEHALF! NOW, CONGRESS, DROP AND GIVE ME 50!!"

Mr. Moore is an ass of Biblical proportions.

By the way, notice how Mr. Moore, like most (all) radical “leftists,” really wants a dictator to push through his agenda over the wishes of his fellow citizens and their elected representatives.

Scratch a liberal and you always find a would-be slave to tyranny.

Still, the thought of Mr. Moore doing more than three jumping jacks is hilarious.

This article was posted by Steve on Monday, March 8th, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

7 Responses to “Moore: Democrats Face An Ass-Whoopin’”

  1. AcornsRNuts says:

    This needs no comment really. This guy who is supposedly on the very cusp of social thinking always seems to be a loud voice from the bandwagon, attacking whomever it is popular to attack. He strikes me as no better than these comedians and actors who rally against whatever is “bad” for the moment. And the idea of that slug getting out of bed at 0500 to do 100 side straddle hops makes me darn near cry with laughter. I only hope he tries it once and enjoys a massive coronary episode.

  2. proreason says:

    Oh how he yearns for Stalin.

    And all he has is Gorbachev.

  3. Right of the People says:

    Mr. Bowling for Colombine is a few fries short of a happy meal.

  4. Rusty Shackleford says:

    “Well, you and the Democrats have been in charge now for over a year and not one banking regulation has been reinstated. We don’t have universal health care. The war in Afghanistan has escalated.

    Yup and yup. Even an idiot can spot the obvious. But sadly, he doesn’t understand how things came to be this way. However, perhaps he should take some of his “hard-earned” millions and redistribute them to the masses, instead of redistributing food to his ass.

    And tens of thousands of Americans continue to lose their jobs and be thrown out of their homes,” Moore wrote.

    Ah, sounds like a delightful negro dialect. Reaching out to his lessers….no doubt.

  5. wardmama4 says:

    I’m sorry but doesn’t dumping the blame on Emanuel – imply that Obama is not running things? Either that Obama is so stupid, he is following (and continuing to follow) bad advice or that just out and out, Rahm is running the show.

    Wow, I can’t believe that Moore has gone this far – of course we have Rather saying that Obama couldn’t sell watermelons – there is indeed no honor among thieves and they do indeed eat their own.

    I think we should just email our Moderate/Conservative and RHINO Representatives to just vote NO on Obamacare – simply to watch the DNC implode at the top – Popcorn’s on me!

    • proreason says:

      I don’t think Obamy cares a whit who gets dumped on.

      To the contrary, passing the buck is pretty much the moron’s entire Modus operandi.

      He has never worked a moment at anything. He’s the big picture guy. Implementation is left to the little people and the little people are nothing if not expendable. You can see that throughout his history…both the “doesn’t work” part and the “throw em under the bus part”. I won’t go through the litany. You know the “jobs” that he spend a couple of days on and the cast of characters who got thrown under the bus as things started to explode.

      The amazing part of Moore crawling out of the baseboards now isn’t that he might be starting to sense the MO, but that any human being on the face of the planet wouldn’t know the MO by heart by now.

      I’m beginning to think that the kinglette isn’t just the least qualified person to ever walk the face of the earth, but that he literlally has contempt for the very concept of work. He seems to think that the affirmative action bubble he has lived in his entire life is actually real, and that he will live in that pristine, jive-ass, spit-in-the-face-of-the-grantors environment forever.

      He could be right.

  6. Reality Bytes says:

    Where’s my John Lovitz clip “Acting!” Come on. You guys don’t buy these guy’s bitchin’ Obama is like Bush. It’s a pity play for the right.


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