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National Enquirer: Chelsea To Adopt African Baby

From the National Enquirer:


By BARRY LEVINE | March 26, 2013

Big hearted CHELSEA CLINTON plans to adopt a baby from Africa, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

Lest we forget the NAACP and other rights groups used to block whites from adopting black children in this country. In any case, it now seems to be okay to adopt babies from Africa.

In fact, not only it is okay, but it is the hippest thing to do, since so many celebrities have done it, including, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, Tom Cruise, Steven Spielberg, and Charlize Theron, et alia. They have become a fashion accessory.

The former first daughter, 33, de­cided on the surprising maternity plan after watching both parents battle potentially deadly health problems while she’s struggled to get pregnant, insiders say.

“After years of worrying that she’d lose her dad Bill to a heart attack, Chelsea flipped out when her mom Hillary was hospitalized with a blood clot near her brain,” a close friend told The ENQUIRER.

“The clot was successfully treated and Hillary is out of the woods, but the incident made Chelsea realize that life can turn on a dime.”

Huh? What kind of logic is that?

MEANWHILE, her father – who had emergency quadruple bypass surgery in September 2004 and had two stents inserted in a clogged heart artery in February 2010 – has confessed that he longs for grand­children.

“I’m determined to live to be a grandfather,” the 66-year-old politi­cian admitted in a candid TV inter­view last October. “But I just think the older you get, the more you want every year to count.”

Since that interview, “Chelsea has been more determined than ever to give her parents a grandchild as soon as possible – and adopting an African baby is her new maternity plan,” said the source.

It’s quicker to adopt than to have a baby? Since when?

“Besides that, her parents will be over the moon. In light of the fam­ily’s humanitarian values, nothing could be more rewarding than for Chelsea to give a needy baby a for­ever home.”

Chelsea wed hedge fund execu­tive Marc Mezvinsky, 35, on July 31, 2010, and while sources say they’ve been trying the “old-fashioned way,” she hasn’t been able to get pregnant.

As The ENQUIRER recently re­ported, Chelsea decided to undergo in vitro fertilization treatments, but sources say a recent trip to Africa led to the adoption decision.

“Chelsea has a heart of gold, and recently everything – from her parents’ health crises, to her and Marc’s inability to conceive and her family’s special devo­tion to the black community – came together in her mind,” said the source.

“She realized that adopting an African child would be a good idea if she couldn’t get preg­nant.”

And as the daughter of a former president and former secretary of state, “she can cut some corners when it comes to the red tape of the adoption process,” said the source.

“For now, Chelsea is doing ev­erything she can to jump-start the adoption process. It’s possible a child could be selected in the next few months.”

Oh, so she is going to use her family’s influence to speed up the process. How Clintonian of her.

With an eye to starting a family, Chelsea and her husband have also report­edly started the process of buying a new $10.5 million apartment in Manhattan.

The 5,000-square-foot res­idence has four bedrooms, six and a half baths, oak floors, Italian marble bath­rooms and private elevator access.

“It’s right across the street from Madison Square Park, and there’s no ques­tion that one of those bed­rooms will be a nursery for Chelsea and Marc’s ad­opted baby,” said the source. “And when her father visits, he’ll be trailed by Secret Service agents – so there will always be plenty of helping hands when it comes to changing diapers!”

How cute! It’s so endearing to hear about the struggles of young couples.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, March 26th, 2013. Comments are currently closed.

13 Responses to “National Enquirer: Chelsea To Adopt African Baby”

  1. Liberals Demise says:

    My……we have come a long way since Paris Hilton and her little dog in the purse.
    Try that one Chelsea.

  2. Rusty Shackleford says:

    I will have to now purchase a new keyboard and monitor. These have vomit all over them.

  3. Astravogel says:

    Can’t get pregnant? Probably comes from using her personality for birth control…

  4. Netmilsmom says:

    How much is it to adopt an African baby?
    All the cool kids have one.

  5. canary says:

    Chelsea could feed an entire village with the 10 million dollars instead of buying an apartment in the haystack.

    • Mithrandir says:

      This is how democrats STAY IN TUNE WITH THE DOWNTRODDEN: bell hops, doormen, security officers, nannies, maids, limo drivers, P.R. managers, spokespeople, assistants, secretaries, popping-by secret service agents, “cutting corners through red-tape” in a 5,000-square-foot res­idence in Manhattan, that has four bedrooms, six and a half baths, oak floors, Italian marble bath­rooms and private elevator access all for the LOW LOW, absolutely not discounted price, of $10.5 million.

      It’s also good that she established residence in New York. Because, you know, if a politician just so happens to die of extreme old age while in office, quit, retire, or get caught sending photos of his penis over the internet, it’s good to be available for that surprise phone call. (or when academia calls)

      Meanwhile, HARRY REID TWEETED from his Ritz Carlton apartment in D.C. how much Chelsea loves the common man, and the Republicans don’t.

  6. Mithrandir says:

    Clinton’s using pregnancy and/or adoption for political purposes? Like mother like daughter.

    Hand her the Nobel Prize AND any Senate seat she wants.

  7. Helena says:

    Love that photo, Steve. She looks like Marlo Thomas in “That Girl!”

  8. GetBackJack says:

    Clearly running for Office. Bumping up her ‘cred’ ….

  9. mr_bill says:

    Chelsea is barren. This is nature’s way of trying to end the bloodline.

    • JohnMG says:

      …..”This is nature’s way of trying to end the bloodline……”

      Tis a consumation devoutly to be wished, mr-bill.

      Maybe she could adopt a Kenyan……perhaps even an Obama since all of them, if not some sort of bastard, seem to be orphans!

  10. margielyle says:

    If Chelsea wants to adopt a baby, black or otherwise, why would she not adopt one from the US?

    • preparing4theworst says:

      Maybe can’t meet all the qualifications for a US child….and maybe doing that to your child in the US would be considered some sort of child abuse??

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