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NK Threatens Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike On US

From the Associated Press:

Furious over sanctions, NKorea vows to nuke US

By HYUNG-JIN KIM and EDITH M. LEDERER | March 7, 2013

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea on Thursday vowed to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States, amplifying its threatening rhetoric hours ahead of a vote by U.N. diplomats on whether to level new sanctions against Pyongyang for its recent nuclear test.

An unidentified spokesman for Pyongyang’s Foreign Ministry said the North will exercise its right for "a preemptive nuclear attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors" because Washington is pushing to start a nuclear war against the North.

This is actually the first time North Korean officials have specifically vowed to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike upon the US. Which is something you would think the AP might mention.

In any case it’s clear Obama has not reduced our nuclear warheads enough to convince the North Koreans to do the same. So he had better get rid of the rest of them as soon as possible.

After all, he can always blame it on the sequester.

Although North Korea boasts of nuclear bombs and pre-emptive strikes, it is not thought to have mastered the ability to produce a warhead small enough to put on a missile capable of reaching the U.S. It is believed to have enough nuclear fuel, however, for several crude nuclear devices…

Right. But, actually, it turns out that we have nothing to worry about.

From TMZ:

EXCLUSIVE! Dennis Rodman Returning to North Korea to Broker Peace Deal

Dennis Rodman is already planning his next trip back to North Korea, TMZ has learned … and his goal … Rodman wants to broker lasting peace between the United States and the DPRK.

Rodman’s publicist tells TMZ, for all The Worm’s life accomplishments — the Basketball Hall of Fame, rebounding records, defensive player awards — the NBA legend says securing peace between Kim Jong-un and Barack Obama would be his greatest honor…

The rep says Rodman wants to use his newly-minted friendship with Kim Jong-un to set the stage for a peace deal, convincing the dictator to engage in talks with Obama. He plans to return to North Korea in the next 6 months to host another kids basketball clinic…

What a relief!

This article was posted by Steve Gilbert on Thursday, March 7th, 2013. Comments are currently closed.

4 Responses to “NK Threatens Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike On US”

  1. Bla bla bla

    This is getting to be like Bill Clinton’s Administration and their now famous “An Initiative Every Day”

  2. Astravogel

    An NKPA invasion would be easy to stop. Just put out lots of
    food, cameras, shiny KIA’s and clean clothing, and ask for
    their weapons in trade. Free Enterprise trumps Dictatorships.

  3. canary

    Rodman came back from North Korea with message that Obama was to call Kim Jong-un, and of course the king has been too busy playing golf and Kim Jong-un considers he’s been shunned. He is a spoiled brat use to getting all the toys he wants.

    All the footage between Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-un on his first trip looked intimate in nature.
    It’s not normal in Oriental Asian countries to show displays of affection even between male and females. And we know Kim Jong-un made a new law women can wear pants as he prefers pants.

    Greta on Fox said on her visit to North Korea everyone she met there is taught to believe that the US wants to kill everyone in North Korea.

    This is like Hugo Chavez spending 3 hours a day on Venezuelan television and Iran’s media photo-shopping Michelle Obama’s dress at the Academy Awards covering her shocking to Islam low cut and sleeveless dress.

    Speaking of Iran, when will we see Oliver Stone’s son’s documentary he made in Iran be shown. Will it upset the younger Stone when his art project is edited, chopped, and deleted, in Iran?

    • canary

      Well, Rodman’s ex Carmen claims Rodman liked to dress in women’s panties and have violent sex which led to their divorce, and we know Kim Jong-un loves violent video games and porno, so they make the perfect couple. Airport Security needs to strip search Rodman’s rear end for secret spy gadgets Kim Jong-un may have slipped up it.


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