Comments on: NK ‘Re-Elects’ (Dear Leader) Kim Jong-il

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 12:57:24 +0000

Kimshe Jock Itch really died some time ago. They skinned him and made a 10 year old wear his nasty skin out in public…..hence the tattered old look!

Kim is in Hell with Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Marx, Amin, Arafat, Lenin, Hirahito, Papa Doc, Tojo, all radical Muslims, LBJ, James Carville, etc…….

I threw James in there ’cause he LOOKS like the Devil himself!!

By: Weasel

Weasel — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:53:54 +0000

Whenever I see that loser, all I can think of is his solo from “Team America”:

Kim Jong Il: I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry hard and make up get prans / but, nobody listens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I’m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There’s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It’s kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it’s fiwring my body with rage / I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, nobody erse seems to rearrize it / When I can the worrd maybe they’rr notice me / And untiwr then, I’wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me…

By: The Redneck

The Redneck — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:47:06 +0000

Now all we need is Jimmy Carter to go certify the election….

By: B17Engr

B17Engr — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:07:02 +0000

It’s not the votes that count.
It’s the counters of the vote that keep these guys in!

By: Gila Monster

Gila Monster — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 23:19:32 +0000

Indeed 12 Gauge, I’m surprised the little demented dwarf can hold that friggin’ melon of his erect.
(no offense intended to the little people out there) ;o)

BTW, what is Lil’ Kim holding up there? Is that an Obamby I-pod?

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:17:15 +0000

Hey Kim….

So DIE already.

By: 12 Gauge Rage

12 Gauge Rage — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 21:46:18 +0000

The ‘Dear Leader’ looks like he already has one foot in the grave.

By: canary

canary — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 20:28:28 +0000

A clear victory, when no one can run against him. Just a few delegates rubber-stamping sticky-notes.
A model of a rule, I’m sure Obomi is looking forward to.

By: proreason

proreason — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:49:50 +0000

“near death and propped up in a chair”

Makes me wish we had a leader like that.

By: Freedom615

Freedom615 — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:38:07 +0000

“How soon will it be before the Congressional Black Caucus pays Mr. Kim a visit and begins to sing his praises?”

The CBC will visit Mr. Kim some time after he’s pushing up the daisies (much like they did with Mr.Castro, if the stories about Fidel are to be believed). Sort of reminds me of that episode of Star Trek where Capt. Kirk, et al, go to visit a Federation colony that has come to resemble Nazi Germany. They discover the one-time leader near death and propped up in a chair doing the “Weekend At Bernie’s” thing to give televised, pre-recorded speeches to the unsuspecting populace.

So many parallels, so little time…

By: GL0120

GL0120 — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:36:50 +0000

Isn’t it amazing? N. Korea can elect a leader with one vote, no campaigning, no recounts.
I’m certain that TCO is envious; he’s probably got his staff (and ACORN of course) working on implementing just such a system here.

By: proreason

proreason — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:33:15 +0000

N. Korea is The Moron’s model state.

By: Trogdor

Trogdor — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 16:22:24 +0000

Clearly, Democracy in N. Korea. Same as in Russia, Cuba and Venezuela.

History repeats, this is why I’m always wary of our own Government…especially our own Dear Leader.