Comments on: Obama Canvassers Demand Their Money

By: Lipstick on a PIAPS

Lipstick on a PIAPS — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 04:54:50 +0000

Doncha just luv trickle UP economics?!? Power to the people! ROFLMAO

By: Liberals Demise

Liberals Demise — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:03:06 +0000

Allow me one….What is 17 inches long and dangles in front of a a$$h_le?
Ans: Baraks necktie

By: Lurkin_no_mo

Lurkin_no_mo — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 07:21:18 +0000

The Obama Presidency: Jimmy Carter without the steroids, in other words, more inefficient.
However, during a time of war, probably more dangerous to our Country.

By: DEZ

DEZ — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:52:19 +0000

Its ironic to say the least prof.

By: DEZ

DEZ — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:50:59 +0000

OK my turn.
Obama and Biden ride a horse into a sleepy town, when they dismount at the tavern, Biden runs to the back of the horse and lifts the animals tail.
Puzzled Obama asks, what are you doing Joe?
Well when we rode past the stable, some guy yelled look at the two assh**es on that horse.

By: Professor_Repulso

Professor_Repulso — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:48:15 +0000

They were doing it for the money? Shocking! “Doesn’t that seem, er, to be slightly opposed to their anti-materialistic view of life?”

By: Exeter

Exeter — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:38:47 +0000

Thank you, JohnMG. I hadn’t laughed for two days – then I read your post.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:26:58 +0000

Only slightly off topic, but here’s a riddle;

Obama,, Biden, and Pelosi are riding a donkey along a mountain trail when the donkey mis-steps and plunges down a 1000-foot precipice. Who is saved?

Ans. America!

By: Moonspinner

Moonspinner — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:08:00 +0000

SUCKERS

By: DEZ

DEZ — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:03:33 +0000

“BO’s administration will be a trainwreck,”

Your optimism far outweighs mine.

By: gipper

gipper — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:02:15 +0000

A good one, take_no_prisoners.

By: BigOil

BigOil — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:57:10 +0000

Our first snapshot of an Obama administration in action. This chaos is not surprising when the man in charge has never run anything. I believe BO’s administration will be a trainwreck, unfortunately, we are all passengers.

By: take_no_prisoners

take_no_prisoners — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 22:34:56 +0000

There was an old politician who spent most of his life in Washington. When he died he met St. Peter. St. Peter asked the politician whether he had thought about where he wanted to spend eternity–in heaven or hell. The politician said that he had never really thought about it. St. Peter told him that was O.K. that they had a comparison special for people like him–he would be allowed to spend a day in heaven and a day in hell and then he could decide. What would you like to try first? asked St. Peter. The politician said he wanted to get hell out of the way first and stepped on the elevator straight to hell. When the doors opened he walked onto a beautiful meticulously manicured lawn with sweet smelling trees and flowers along the edges of the fairway. There was a buffet with lobster, caviar, filet mignon and every imaginable delicacy. Top shelf liquor, wine champagne and beer was available in whatever amount he desired. He got a round of golf in with a few of his old friends and saw a lot of people he associated with when he was alive. He even managed to shoot a hole in one. Back at the clubhouse he was able to hook up with a beautiful young girl. All too soon, the day was over and the elevator took him to heaven. He was impressed by the gentle warmth and clear light of heaven. Everyone was happy and content but it seemed sort of boring to him. When St. Peter asked him for his choice the politician said that heaven was nice but he liked his visit to hell a lot better. St. Peter said “Are you sure you really want to spend eternity in hell?” And the politician said “Yes.” He got back on the elevator and went straight back down to hell. When the doors opened he was extremely uncomfortable with the awful heat, the horrible smell and all the wretched people he saw–some of them he had seen on his visit didn’t look at all happy as they had. He asked Lucifer what was going on, the place was so nice when he was here a few days ago but it’s unbearably awful now. Lucifer smiled and laughed, and told him yesterday we were campaigning, today the campaign is over.

By: 1sttofight

1sttofight — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:42:11 +0000

Do they not realize that the election is over? The One could care less about them now, just as dems have for years once they are elected.
Go back to your gov housing until the next election and stop whinning, this is nothing new.

BTW Homey, Spreading the wealth is not that much fun when it is your wealth being spread around, is it?

By: take_no_prisoners

take_no_prisoners — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:33:00 +0000

One of the ladies at work was watching a youtube video of a reporter asking an Obama supporter what she thought of his win. She said “This is just so great, now I won’t have to worry about filling up my car with gas and paying my mortgage anymore!” The lady watching the video couldn’t believe what she was hearing. I told her that Obama was so vague about what he was going to do during his campaign speaking that people without critical thinking skills could project their own desires onto what he was actually saying. He is not going to be able to deliver everything to everybody so there are going to be one hell of a lot of disappointed Obamatrons in the coming months and years. When one raises expectations to levels one can’t possibly meet, one has set oneself up for failure. The one has set himself up for years of frustrating failure. Of course, he will say it is Bush’s fault that he is failing to live up to the unrealistic expectations Obama encouraged in order to grab the ultimate political prize for himself.

By: proreason

proreason — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:30:53 +0000

““I worked nine hours a day for 4 days and got paid half of what I should have earned,” said Randall Waldon.”

just like real work with the gov’mint juice.

twice more, and he’ll be voting Republican