Good story, Rusty!
You got the Fwank down pat!!

Pelosi: Well, whattya slackers all have up your sleeves this time? Barry’s numbers seem to be falling and we’ve got a job to do. We have to get this healthcare bill signed and we CAN’T even think of succeeding if the citizens see numbers like this!

Reid: Well we could manipulate the numbers so that they all look positive…and failing that, just SAY they are positive…they’ll buy that.

Pelosi: Yeah…that’s what I was thinking…but it still doesn’t take care of the president’s slipping poll numbers. What have you got Barney?

Frank: Yes, the pwesident’s numbers do appear to be pwummeting. We must do some PR to make him appear more pawatable…more popuwar than ever. Maybe we could fwow a party.

Pelosi: What KIND of party?

Frank: One where evewyone’s invited…we could have hot dogs and turkey burgers and maybe some cwowns. Call that Fwanken guy. And wots and wots of puppies. People wuv puppies.

Pelosi: No, we tried that with Iran…nobody came. And those puppies poop and pee everywhere.

Frank: Yes, it was so much fun.

Holder: I know, we can blame it on whitey.

Pelosi: Good idea, Holder. I’m glad we had you here to, you know, serve drinks and stuff.

Holder: Say WHUT?

Pelosi: Never mind…racism….yeah….that’s the ticket

Holder: Yes, you could……

Pelosi: We could…..

Holder: You know, start a whole public campaign and canvass the papers, the TV and the radios …

Pelosi: That’s what I was thinking.. Glad I thought of it. Think you can get your boys Rangel, Jackson and Sharpton on it?

Holder: My whut?

Pelosi: You know…your….homesters…or whatever they are. Your…..peepies or something. Oh I have so much trouble with you people and your hip lingo

Holder: I can get my friends to get on board, sure. But we need to throw it out there as, you know, some form of impotence on the part of the American people. You know, like they have no courage or something.

Pelosi: You mean, like they’re,……..cowards?

Holder: Yeah….dassit. Cowards. Heh heh heh

Frank: I can submit a memo to the AP that says Amewica is fuww of cowards….and they are afwaid of getting behind Bawack. And that it’s unamerican to not suppawt the pwesident. That oughtta fix ‘em.

Pelosi: That’s good. So it’s decided. We have to yell at the people some more….snap ‘em back into line. Biden. you’re our backup plan….if asked you just say, “We guessed wrongly about how much all this would cost” You got it? Repeat it back to me–

Biden: Well, ( hyuck hyuck) All you have to do is look around….and….

Pelosi: Joe….JOE….

Biden: What?

Pelosi: Just stick to the script you old fart….. Now I’ve got to go…my face is starting to loosen….

And so they decided to push the idea that Obama’s sagging popularity numbers were a result of the people being unfaithful and unsupportive and that the budget numbers either need not be revealed just yet, or if they did, to simply have Biden talk to the press.

And so ended another meeting of our de facto congress. I would like to imagine that at some point, Batman came in and managed to get them all implicating themselves and had them tied up and delivered to Commissioner Gordon post haste….but….no. This isn’t a comic book…..or is it?

You said it. Every time I hear one of these yahoos say that we can’t wait until after the recess to ban health care and pass the cap and trade plan because it’s too busy after the recess, and the members won’t want to pass such ambitious stuff next year in an election year, I think, well that’s a good thing isn’t it? If you wouldn’t want to let your mother catch you doing it, you shouldn’t be doing it on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives.

Just words.

President Obama continues to say one thing and do another.

Ooooooooooops! I get it!

Where in the name of the Edward R. Murrow is a single damn investigative, interested, honest media person – I can’t believe all of them have sold their soul to the devil no, no anti-Christ no, no Obama.

Isn’t there one, single report, media outlet, news station who is reporting this, at all? [Yes I listen to Glenn, Rush & even Hannity now and again - thanks to the State media, they are personna non grata in all things Obama]

We The People can no longer wait – this is way past even serious – this jackel in disguise is going to destroy America. Is that what you want for your children and grandchildren? I just do not see how anyone who values Independence, Freedom, Liberty and most of all – government staying the he!! out of an American citizen’s life, wallet and property – can even stand this kind of Un-Constitutional bs that this pathetic excuse for a community organizer (damn, he’s done more to divide and create racial enmity in 7 months than any other politician in the history of this country) is peddling.

God Help America.

Fer justa trillion dollars you can find out fer sure. But if it ain’t, I get to keep da trillion.