Obama has said climate change is a national security issue. How far of a stretch would it be to say freedom of speech is a national security issue? Right now he is only president select and can only rub out news stories, after he is president we’ll see how many people get smeared or rubbed out.

Some call it “Chi-Town”, others call it “The Windy City”, Carl Sandburg called it “city of broad shoulders, hog butcher to the nation”, which sounds kind of gross. At Rand-McNally they just call it Chicago; a town where anything goes and everything and everyone’s for sale.

No one knows the ways of Chicago better than hard-bitten, chain smoking gang lord Big Barry Obama, the Boss of Bosses. From a smoke-filled office behind the weathered storefront of the Genco Olive Oil company he runs an empire of corruption which reaches to the very doors of the White House – and beyond, come January 20.

Join us now as Big Barry reaches for the phone, which is ringing, as phones are wont to do.

“Yeah?” growled the underworld kingpin.

“Hey, boss. It’s me”.

“Who?”

“Me. It’s me”.

“Oh. Hi Mimi”.

“No, boss. Dis is Vinny”.

“Why didn’t you say so? Geez”.

“Sorry. Youse wanted ta talk ta me, boss?”

“Yeah. I need youse ta go see dat guy”.

“What guy? Da guy who lives downtown?”

“No. Da udder guy, see? Da guy wid da funny hair”.

“Oh, him. Da hair guy”.

“Yeah. I wanch youse ta take care of him”.

“What take care? Scalp massage? Foot rub? Exfoliate? Like dat?”

“No, stoopid. Take care of as in ‘take care of’, capeeesh?”

“Oh, I got it. Except for da ‘capeesh’ part”.

“Okay. Dis guy needs ta learn who’s da Boss of Bosses dese days, see?”

“Yeah. And that would be…you. Right?”

“Right! Geez…anyway, dis guy; he needs ta get hit. And hit hard. If he talks ta da Feds, it could blow everyding wide open! ”

“Yeah…blow”.

“He talks too much and he swears too much, according ta dese transcripts”.

“Yeah…swearing”.

“Way too fuck’n much. Anyways, dat guy will sing like a canary once da G-Men put da squeeze on him and I ain’t gonna look much like da incarnation of da nation’s aspirations for hope and change once dey find outtabout what it took ta make me da Boss, see?”

“Yeah…aspirations”.

“So hit him hard. When youse are done wid him I don’t want nuthin’ left except a greasy spot and that weird hair of his, got it?”

“Got it, boss…weird hair”.

“And da Jackson kid too. He’s gotta go”.

“Michael?!”

“No, dummy. Da udder one”.

“Tito? Not Tito, boss!”

“Jesse Jr, you dope! Geez Louise…”

Oh. Okay. F’get aboud him He’s gone”.

“Good. Dat’s da Chicago Way”.

We kinda love it!

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I hope this site makes a Fact/Lies list chronologically, so we can all check back to see what really happened with this lying dirtbag. I tried to keep track of the Clinton administration back in 1992, but after Zoe Bard, Travel-gate, and Waco, I lost count.

Nice work, really……..

You know you discussed this with Obamy’s henchmen, and you can probably prove it.

If you say nothing, you will probably go to jail. If you yap, you run the risk of being erased from website earth.

What do you do?

My guess….Mr. Blago never says anything, expresses deep regret for his actions, and miraculously comes out of this with a wrist slap. After all, no crime has actually been committed. It was all “hypotheticals”. Obamy is praised to the heavens for the magnificant way he managed to handle this unfortunate incident, which he had absolutely nothing to do with.

Either way, so much for their “journalistic integrity.”