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Obama Now Knows Whose Ass To Kick

From NBC’s Today Show, via YouTube:

Obama Looking To Kick Ass

“I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.”

Mr. Obama might not know anything about oil, but he sure knows crude.

This article was posted by Steve on Tuesday, June 8th, 2010. Comments are currently closed.

48 Responses to “Obama Now Knows Whose Ass To Kick”

  1. mr_bill says:

    He would have to be triple-jointed to kick the ass that needs to be kicked. Since he is not triple-jointed, I’ll be willing to do the kicking for him.

  2. proreason says:

    He’s the most thin-skinned politician of all time.

    Every word of this is defending HIMSELF and HIS actions. Life doesn’t really exist oustide of what people think about him.

    He isn’t upset that oil spreading througout the gulf. He isn’t upset that unemployment is still over 20%. He isn’t upset that the country has rejected his Health Care facism……but he is damn sure pissed off that people have said he acts like a junior college teacher.

    Our leader……easycome-easygobama.

  3. hokeymcdokey says:

    Poor Obama, so many asses to kick, so little time.

    • Mithrandir says:

      It’s clear he is taking his marching orders from the liberal press. They have been telling him to show his anger, to show up once in a while in Louisiana, to lose his cool.

      This guy has all the emotion of Jerry Seinfeld—-none.

  4. wardmama4 says:

    Obama wouldn’t know whose ass to kick if it was put into this teleprompter – I don’t believe that he has the ummm, gee, ok I’ll be polite – backbone to kick, punch, slap or hit anyone. Just another NObama lie.

    Now if Michelle had said that – I’d believe it.

  5. Reality Bytes says:

    Here’s another clip from the Homey in Chief..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfztWdeoXjA

    Seriously! Is our president taking Spike Lee’s advice now?

    • JohnMG says:

      Did he say now he knows whose ass to kiss?

    • confucius says:

      Apparently, an Ivy Leaguer from ACORN University can’t figure out which ass to kick without experts.

      Meanwhile, tea partiers have no problem.

  6. GetBackJack says:

    I know who’s taking it in the (unmentionable) from the North American franchise of the Communist Party, otherwise titled the Democratic Party.

    But we be heading to the polls, to get rid of the pols, and then the exam glove is going to be on the other finger, Barack.

  7. proreason says:

    You don’t hear “kick ass” much, and when you do, it’s generally only in casual speech. No business person kicks ass anymore…..for a lot of reasons.

    – it’s demeaning to the party that’s being addressed
    – problems are rarely solved by punishment. The punished party won’t cooperate. Problems are solved by understanding the root causes and cooperating to fix them.
    – most often the party doing the ass kicking is at least partially responsible and sometimes completely responsible.

    About the only time kicking ass is appropriate is when the ass kicker has set out clear instructions, and the kickee ignored them. If your teenage kid was told 5 times to mow the grass and three days later you catch him in bad at 3 pm smoking dope, kick his ass. Otherwise, try anothe approach.

    So other than casual speech, kick ass is used almost exclusively by adolescents who don’t know anything about how the world works and don’t have any experience getting people to cooperate.

    Like the boy king. Review the abysmally stupid mistakes he makes by just using this simple phrase:

    – BP is the only party that can stop the spill. Only an idiot would make BP angry.
    – BP employees are working around the clock. Lack of effort certainly isn’t the problem.
    – The problem only arose because BP was forced to drill in deep water anyway. That’s the fault of liberals, not BP.
    – The government approved every step BP took….and approved bypassing a critical drilling procedure. Regulators are 100% complicit in the error.
    – Obamy could have severly limitted the scope of the damage by taking quick action. But he ignored the government’s own plan that has been in place since the mid 90’s.
    – By doing nothing for 47 days, the problem is hugely worse than it should have been.
    – The lazy ass, do nothing party is the boy king himself.
    – BP isn’t like a team of mules that can be whipped to greater effort for a short time. Engineers don’t take well to the whip. It’s like abusing a Chess Master to play smarter. Really, really stupid.

    No, the party that needs its ass kicked is the Moron. He has an adolescent mentality. He doesn’t have a scrap of experience leading anything He’s lazy. He’s abusive when he can’t hide his own incompetance any longer. He overreacts when he is finally stirred to action. He says stupid things without understanding hte consequence, and he makes idle threats that everybody knows won’t be fulfilled.

    Take a course in “how not to be a successful leader 101”. Watch him.

    • JohnMG says:

      I believe you’re right, pro. It would seem that Obama was caught three days later in bed at 3 PM. I’m not sure about smoking dope, but certainly wouldn’t rule it out.

      Come November, he needs to have his ass kicked!

    • tranquil.night says:

      “Take a course in ‘how not to be a successful leader 101’. Watch him.”

      Mega dittos, you highlight so many accurate points and I’m extremely disappointed in both the Republicans and the stewards of Conservative media right now because if Rush were at the mic this completely idiotic narrative the left has going right now to viciously stain this company into ruin would be thoroughly disarmed. It had no traction 5, 6, 7 weeks ago and we all outlined why; it has even less today.

      “- By doing nothing for 47 days, the problem is hugely worse than it should have been.”

      This is what I wanted to focus on because I tell ya, if some of the other public leaders in the movement – in media, in politics – don’t drop the year old now-populist catch-phrases and get their brains thinking more critically this regime is going to slip around the American people and find another unthinkable way to get their plans done. This whole situation reeks of conspiracy and Arianna Huffing and Puffington would rather have us debate that possibility – with the idea injected that the culprits are BP, Bush/Cheney, BigOil, and the rich Capitalist Financial Oligarchy – than have anyone focus on the simple fact that the true catastrophe of the oil hitting the coastline was %1,000 preventable and the failure to do so %1,000 Barack Hussein Obama’s fault.

      When it was they whom wanted the disaster and needed the crisis:

      – They know they’re about to get shellacked in November;
      – They know by this point that if they don’t pass the agenda they lose most if not the whole shaboodle and consequently much of the foundation of their power.
      – Even with an objective media reporting the truth, they’re clearly willing to let their own propoganda machine tow the line and literally bank on the hope that people won’t revolt over the abuse of power.

      Obama has clearly heeded the calls of the revolutionary wing of the leftist alliance, and as a charade still pretends to entertain this public notion that he is a cool, collected academic rationalist – and he’s barely even able to carry this skin with any credibility anymore. I thought after the HealthCare battle we finally understood who these people were; that everything was politics to them but especially that nothing was off-limits (including screwing eachother over) to destroy capitalism. And yet here, once again, some Conservative thinkers are scratching their heads in bewilderment at the situation.

    • heykev says:

      You are sooo right Pro. Anyone whose ever worked with engineers knows they “don’t take well to the whip.” How can anyone this inept rise to this level?

      From the London TimesOnline: “Asked why he had not yet spoken directly to (BP CEO) Mr Hayward, 49 days into the disaster, Mr Obama said: “Here’s the reason: because my experience is, when you talk to a guy like a BP CEO, he’s gonna say all the right things to me. I’m not interested in words. I’m interested in actions.””

      Here’s the link: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article7145866.ece

      This further proves BHO’s incompetence. Instead of thinking that BP is the Devil Incarnate, he needs to actually LEAD and work with BP. You are the President…Hold him accountable to what he says for crying out loud.
      It’s not that difficult. Here’s how:
      Meet with BP’s CEO
      Agree on plan
      Make plan public so everyone knows what is happening and when…what’s that word again…oh yeah…Transparency.

      Show leadership; not your ability to cuss.

    • Rusty Shackleford says:

      Case-in-point for “engineers-and-the-whip” is the Soviet space program. Specifically, their moon program. When they noted the US had circled the moon in 1968, they stepped up their pace, under the direction of the proletariat…the end result was their first, and only attempt at rounding the moon blew up on the pad and killed their cosmonauts and many support personnel.

      Barry’s lack of technical ability is revealed by his “think-tank” persona. Billed as a scholarly type, when observed, he is clearly anything else but. When Paul McCartney made his snarky remark about having a “president who knows what a library is”, he was incredibly unaware that George W Bush was the only president to have an MBA. That alone requires some certain amount of time reading books, among other things. In contrast, I submit that Barry is far less read, far less learned and certainly far less experienced. At anything.

      And given the boy who sits in the president’s chair’s lack of dynamic impromptu speaking, I doubt that he is familiar with common syntax, sentence structure and correct verb usage. But at least he’ll know whose ass to kick and therefore may actually demonstrate SOME form of applied learning.

  8. BigOil says:

    This pencil-necked geek couldn’t kick his own wife’s ass.

    What’s up next in the adolescent President’s quest for street cred? Turning in the mom jeans for low riders?


    • JohnMG says:

      Connect the dots.

      Obama now knows whose ass to kick. Obama throws a baseball like a girl. Obama’s a skinny little twerp of a girly-man, so the list of candidates for his ass-kicking is rather short. Helen Thomas is almost 90 years old, but Obama could still probably take her out one out of three times. Helen Thomas gets fired. You go, Obama!

      Or did he have Rahm do it?

  9. Reality Bytes says:

    “Let me be clear.”

    “We need to get this right.”


    “I Won!”

    “You Lost”

    Yes, Mr. President. We’re reminded of that every day.

  10. FCAFlyer says:

    Bend over, look in mirror and kick away.

  11. Tater Salad says:

    This President better not try and kick Jesse Jackson’s azz is all I have to say. If he does, his next State of the Union speech will be an octave higher I would think!

  12. canary says:

    Obama’s talking head would never threaten to kick the a** of a muslim terrorist.

    Obama’s talking head should not be allowed to do the “be a father today” representitive for their commercials anymore.

    Obama’s talking head shows he’s ignorant class trash.

    Obama is a wimp whining a month later how he got wet in the rain talking to expert fishermen.

    Obama’s talking head missed honoring Memorial Day because of a little rain.

    Forget those 1000 dollars plate fundraisers.
    Obama could make a fortune sitting in one of those carnival dunk cages.
    I’d bet people would pay more to kick his butt one time.

    Obama is white trash

    • tranquil.night says:

      “Obama is a wimp whining a month later how he got wet in the rain talking to expert fishermen.”

      Ooh nice zing Canary I completely remember laughing at that line. Another unscripted Obamateurism where we are treated with glimpses of insight to the man’s psychopathy.

      I bet the rain is the only thing he remembers about that trip since it’s the only aspect that actually made him angry; wet sand isn’t good for expensive kicks.

  13. jobeth says:

    “Obama Now Knows Whose Ass To Kick”

    So do I….YOURS.

    “Oblamey” (fits doesn’t it?) is so busy looking for someone’s ass to kick, he forgets (or not) that it’s all about fixing the problem at this point in time.

    Kick ass later dude. Take a page out of our book.

    We are currently “fixing” the issue of you having too much power in congress and then we’ll kick YOUR ass in the ballot box in 2012;.

    • Mithrandir says:

      It is the lawyers mentality, someone needs to be punished—-always.

      The prevailing point of view is: “This is the inevitable consequence of progress. Lighten up, we will fix it, learn from it, and be better for this opportunity to learn.”

      BUT NOOOOO…… look at the scumbag lawyers we elect! Why soothe and downplay something when you stand to profit from billions of $ worth of settlement?

      America WAS a great country, it clearly is past its prime and it headed the way of Detroit. Start stockpiling your goods now. ..

  14. U NO HOO says:

    Can’t we all just get along?

    • JohnMG says:

      I could get along really well without him, I could.

      And it’s a real pity, too. There is a village in Kenya that’s missing an idiot. If we were to send Obama back there, that’d be some foreign aid I could endorse.

  15. canary says:

    I hope to soon see novelty “Kick Obama’s A** Dolls ” They can design them from photos of Obama bending over bowing to the Saudi King & Chinese minister.

  16. Mithrandir says:

    Then…..I can assume that Obama is going to kick his own ass? Since the buck stops at the president’s desk?

  17. canary says:

    John, Obama has a thing about rain. A relative shared his umbrella with Obama comforting him, and Obama wouldn’t share one of his cigaretts with him. Obama had dropped to his knee’s and cried “Oh, Father” (Obama capitalized father, tsk tsk) said how his father had been so lucky to come to the U.S. That his father was chosen and possessed the grace of his name, the “baraka”, the blessings of God. On how his dad got to go to the states with toilets and all. Got the American wife, the wallet, etc. and the panachea. What does panachea mean? One one trip back Michelle even said how great it would be to get back to the states. His Kenyan relatives were rude and came unannounced. But, it was okay for them to take care of him. He insisted his sister pay & take him on a safari, when she absolutely was against going. A woman with flys buzzing around her eyes gave Obama bread, and he gave her a whole quarter.

    Dreams From My Father by Barack Obama excerpt from page 430

    A light rain began to fall, the drops tapping on the leaves above. I was about to light a cigarette when I felt a hand on my arm. I turned to find Bernard squatting beside me, trying to fit the two of us under a bent-up old umbrella.
    “They wanted me to see if you were okay,” he said.
    I smiled. “Yeah. I’m okay.”
    He nodded, his eyes squinting at the clouds. He turned back to me, and said “Why don’t you let me have a cigarette, and I will sit and smoke with you.”
    I looked at his smooth, dark face, and put the cigarette back in the box.
    “I need to quit,” I said.

  18. canary says:

    Why hasn’t Obama gone on the drill and seen for himself? Because he wants to be ignorant. He doesn’t want to witness anything.

    Why the heck isn’t FEMA involved in this. FEMA doesn’t just respond to Katrina’s and massive disastors. They were to get immediately on sight. Make sure the surviving families get counseling, make sure those injured get medical help and counseling.
    And FEMA is still suppose to be on the scene to make sure the workers and helpers get medical help & support, as many are getting hurt, sick, from.
    Liberals are lying when they say BP is not that bad for FEMA.
    I understand that FEMA is as pathetic as the EPA, and their main purpose is damage control for the federal government, but they handle smaller things than this.
    Louisiana politicians are trying to get medical teams to help the workers doing the clean up and trying to stop the oil.
    I could only find that FEMA’s director, Salazar, went to the site when it happened.
    Obama WANTS to make it look like he is being left in the dark, so he can’t be blamed for what knowledge he has, or what he knew, and didn’t do right. Someone should kick his a** out the helicopter and let him see for himself.
    It will probably end where Obama will give rave reviews for BP fixing this all by their selves, and say that BP has more experience than all the other oil companies.

    Coming Soon! Obama’s National Oil Care run by BP

    If he’s mad about being left in the dark, why the heck doesn’t he go on board and check things out himself.

    And screw all the Republicans for not blasting Obama’s handling of this.

    Something is wrong.

  19. canary says:

    Obama’s finger pointing and making a spectacle of himself, threatening he is going to kick some a**s. after ordering others to stop finger pointing and spectacle of themselves. Hypocrite

    Republican Steve Scalize points the finger back at president Obama, giving him a good a** chewing.


  20. Rusty Shackleford says:

    As I’ve mentioned before, he’s now digging his own political grave and after a lull, recovering from this obvious look into his psyche, he’ll do something much worse.

    Basically, he’s been scolding and shaking his finger at us…the US ever since he sat down in the president’s chair. Fortunately, he feels he’s not being heard, so he’s getting louder about it, like a drunk at a quiet restaurant, with the same inevitable results: He gets kicked out.

    Perhaps it’s a stretch but I would like to think that even the street people who took the opportunity to vote for this cretin will see that he’s got absolutely no class, no ability and no experience. Sure, that kind of talk may fly in private meetings but when in a public forum, uh-uh. Nope.

    Now, contrast his attitude/speech patterns with, oh, say, Ronald Reagan whose gaffes and overheard remarks were nothing remotely like this clown. Worst thing I ever heard of RR saying was calling someone an SOB in passing. And even that was said with a smile as in “You’re ignorant, but I respect your right to be so”.

    The boy who sits in the president’s chair has no respect for anything or anyone. How can he? He’s never earned anything — Except the contempt of the American People.

    • proreason says:

      “The boy who sits in the president’s chair has no respect for anything or anyone. How can he? He’s never earned anything ”

      good insight.

      Lack of respect and general lack of class are common traits of people who somehow get lucky and acquire unearned wealth or power. Lottery winners frequently blow the money in short order and soon are worse off than before. Hitler and Stalin were uneducated drifters who achieved their power through luck and thuggery, so they had no concept of normal human behavioral boundaries or the process of making rational and consensual changes to social and political systems Obamy is more educated that they were and apparently less prone to violence, but he has the same stunning lack of awareness of the limits and contraints of the culture he lives in. In fact, Obamy rejects the culture that presented him his power on a silver platter, simply because his demographics seemed to be appealing and because he hid his true self.

      But now, thanks to research by AT, Canada Free Press, the Western Journalism Center, and World Net Daily, a thorough and factual movie has now been made about Obamy’s life. Here, for the first time, “Jerkama””


  21. Reality Bytes says:

    What separates amateurs from professionals is the knowledge of logistics (TS Sherman).

    Lemme ax you a question Boys! Saddam Hussein lit nearly 700 oil rigs ablaze during his exit from Kuwait. OKAY! and we’re not talking about 10,000 barrels a day, we’re talking around 6,000,000 (that’s a million) barrels OH & NOT TO MENTION THE IRAQIS SET LAND MINES just to even things up if anyone is going to say that this feat was easy because they were all on land, not 5,000 ft underwater (WE’RE TALKING ABOUT ONE BLOW OUT HERE RIGHT?!).

    With Bush 41 leading operations, private contractors were enlisted to put them out in get this 8 months.

    Maybe someone in the lamestream media might want to make this comparison. I won’t hold my breath.



  22. bobbys says:

    Master Po: Close your eyes. What do you hear?
    Young Caine: I hear the water, I hear the birds.
    Po: Do you hear your own heartbeat?
    Caine: No.
    Po: Do you hear the grasshopper which is at your feet?
    Caine: Old man, how is it that you hear these things?
    Po: Young man, how is it that you do not?.

    Master Po, Young Barak What do you hear?.

    Master i hear Rush and Sarah and the Hoof beats of November But i choose not to listen…..

    Master Po, Young Barak, Do you hear your own heartbeat?.

    Master i only hear the Insolent Jews hammering away in Jerusalem And People talking about Tea,.

    Master Po Do you hear the Grasshopper Which is at your feet?.

    Barak, Master , How is it you know these things?.

    Master Po How is it you do not.

    Barak, I will Kick AZZ.

    Master Po, First lesson Young Barak This is not the way of the Shaolin Monks.

    Barak, So Sorry Master I have come by way of Chicago. And like Young Carridine am horribly miscast in this role..

    Master Po, Do not worry young Barak the Teleprompter will speak to you and give you words in your travels, Just follow the script..

    Barak, What if they ask me difficult Qs?.

    Master Po , Do not worry We have Salted the Press with Shaolin Monks who will only ask you about new puppies And Rainbows ..

    • Reality Bytes says:

      Genius Bobbys! A Pulitzer should head your way (if of course the judges were Shaolin Monks).

  23. proreason says:

    Obamy’s head is spinning nowadays

    He’s the same genius he has alway been. He went to Harvard. He was the law review editor there and he did a great job. He graduated cum laude. He was hired by a prestigous law firm. He was adored by everyone he met. Thats when he realized he was a savior. Things went great. He was elected to the state Senate. Everyone loved his speeches. Then he was elected to the US Senate. He gave a great speech at the 2004 convention. Things were really clicking. His campaigs were always great. Axelrod does good work for a white guy. Somewhow, his opponents all folder when faced with his brilliance. Under His direction, Axelrod and the other little people did a great job presenting his best profile to the voters. His baritone performed magnificently. The teleprompter rarely malfunctioned.

    His first year was great as President as well. Nancy rammed through the Stimulus, although it was tiring to have to be briefed about it. He gave great speeches. Europe adores him. His Cairo speech rocked the world. The Witch and the Reaper rammed though Health Care. The parties were greeeaaaaat. Nobody has learned about the cigarettes and the booze and the dope. The butler slinked off without saying anything embarrassing. The new boy is much better.

    But now, something mystifying has happened. Pesky problems keep coming up. The stupid oil won’t go away and the frigging ecONomy just isn’t acting the way he has demanded.

    He’s done everything that has worked for decades. He gets plenty of rest. The massaages are better the ever. The parties are superb. His golf game is improving. The country seems to be pretty darned pleased with his firm guidance. He spends 30 minutes every morning telling Honky and the Jewboy what to do.

    But they just aren’t doing it right. Now he’s even having to hold a meeting after lunch 2 or 3 days a week. And one of those news flunkys at NBC didn’t call him sir enough times when he granted his last audience.

    Something is wrong, and he can’t quite figure it out.

    • JohnMG says:

      ……”Something is wrong, and he can’t quite figure it out……”

      That’s because he’s the dumbest guy in the room. He just doesn’t realize it.

  24. flipteez says:

    I want to know more about this ass-kicking.

    The president says he listens to the experts so he knows whose ass to kick that day.

    I think part of the daily press briefing now needs to include:
    – Whose ass did the experts say to kick today?
    – Did all those asses get kicked?
    – If not all, which ones and why were some asses left out?
    – Were all asses kicked equally?
    – What effects have been realized from previous days ass kickings?
    – How is The Presidents foot holding-up from all this ass kicking he’s doing (the answer to this may be evidenced from the fact that he seems to be licking this foot – Oh, he’s not licking his foot, it’s in his mouth)

    • JohnMG says:

      Whose ass did Obama kick, and when did he kick it?

      I think a congressional investigation is in order.

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