Obama On The Surge - Some Video Clips

This article was posted by Steve Gilbert on Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 at 2:15 pm. You can leave a response.

10 Responses to “Obama On The Surge - Some Video Clips”

1. Reality Bytes
   July 22nd, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   Heard Rush’s replay of Obama’s stammering during his press conference. I emailed a suggestion for another Paul Shanklen parody:

   OBAMA WAS A BULL FROG!!

   (Obama’s making bull frog noises)

   HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE!

   (more Obama bull frog noises)

   I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A SINGLE WORD HE SAID. BUT I HELPED HIM DRINK HIS WINE!!!

   Perfect!!! What do you think???

2. wardmama4
   July 22nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm

   If you listen carefully - he admits that even knowing what he knows now about the surge’s success (which he can’t bring himself to admit) - he’d still be against it.

   I know (since I’ve followed this abomination of a faux election) that he did this to 1) pander to the anti-war mongers and 2) to always remain against Bush - however to be so bold as to indicate that he is completely for Saddam and his evil sons still raping, torturing and gassing his own people, paying Hamas suicide bombers and invading neighbors - and/or the continual bombing, shooting and ied-ing of our soldiers - is so very, very WRONG on so many levels.

3. Reality Bytes
   July 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm

   I never understood a single word he said… Get It?! Come on People!!

   Is This Thing On???

4. Diane
   July 22nd, 2008 at 3:13 pm

   Actually, I think Obama was telling the absolute truth in one of those clips. He says in 2007 something along the lines of “I don’t know any expert or any military officer that I’ve spoken to privately who [believes the surge will work]“. I think that’s true. I’m certain he doesn’t know any experts, and I’m very certain that he hadn’t spoken to any military officers privately at all (with the possible exception of Wesley Clark, and we all know how sharp he is). So - I believe him there. It’s just a matter of interpretation.

5. wardmama4
   July 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 pm

   AND IF I WAS KING OF THE WORLD
   (Obama’s making bull frog noises)
   i tell you what i would do.
   (Obama’s making bull frog noises)
   Id throwaway the cars and the bars bombs in the world
   (Obama’s making bull frog noises)

   Such a grand song for Obamanation to use - Perhaps he should use it on his Tour de Farce. . .

   I’m beginning to think that there is some Native American in his heritage - as they say, he speaks with a forked tongue. . .It must be really hard to be all things to all people all the time - always. Oops I forgot the Obamanation said we always should not use always (he is a silver tongued devil isn’t he)?!?

6. sheehanjihad
   July 22nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm

   B Obama was a bull frog
   wasnt any friend of mine
   I never understood about his empty head
   but I’ll help him find his spine
   he always had a jellyfish spine

   (singin) Ooooooooobama’s head
   soooooooon we’ll all be dead
   B Hussein Obama isnt good you see
   no gooooood for you and me

   If he gets to be, the King of the world
   I’ll tell you what he’ll do
   He will throw ev’ry American right under the bus
   and he’ll laugh cuz we got screwed

   Oooooooooooooooooooooooh bama’s head
   what the hell, was that he said
   Obama’s gonna get our asses kicked
   and soon we’ll all be dead…..

7. DEZ
   July 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm

   Oh Oh, I wanna play too.

   The Messiah ate a bullfrog, washed it down with some wine.
   Now he croaks out every single lie he says and the media loves it just fine.
   and they print his lies every damn time.
   Now he flies round the world…lying to the world now, flopping like the fishes from the deep blue sea.
   He lies to you and me.

   And if he were the king of the world, I’ll tell you what he’d do.
   He’d toss the USA under the his big ole buss with Wright and our flag too.
   Now he flies round the world…lying to the world now, flopping like the fishes from the deep blue sea.
   He lies to you and me.

   Lets turn of his promter, just to have some fun, listen to him stumble and fumble and go um um.
   he would be one confused son of a gun.
   Yup a real confused son of a gun.

   Now he flies round the world…lying to the world now, flopping like the fishes from the deep blue sea.
   He lies to you and me.

8. Lurkin_no_mo
   July 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 am

   RB, Wardmama, SJ, Dez: Thanks for giving me a morning laugh. Loved ‘em all! …and how true these songs!

9. sheehanjihad
   July 23rd, 2008 at 9:37 am

   B Hussein Obama’s theme song….(you’re just to good to be true…4 seasons)

   I’m just to good to be true
   cant take my eyes off of me
   I feel like heaven to touch
   that’s why I love me so much
   at long last I have arrived
   you should thank God I’m alive
   I’m just too good to be true
   sit back and see how I do….

   Pardon the way that I feel
   the Media paints me as real
   I’m not sure how I’ll do
   because I dont have a clue
   the journalists say that I’m smart
   but in that strong wind I’m the fart
   I’m still too good to be true
   now watch what I’ll do to you

   They love me baby!
   and if it’s quite alright, I dont mean maybe
   I’m sittin pat tonight, the rest is gravy
   trust in me when I saaaaaaaay…….

   I’m gonna change things
   your gonna do it my way
   my praises you’ll sing
   or else you’ll “go away”
   so let me lead you, people, let me lead youuuuuuuuuuuuu…

   I’m just too good to be true
   dont you all wish it was you
   soon I’ll be king of the world
   forget that I fight like a girl
   democrats all soon will rule
   and they’ll be lead by a fool
   I’m just too good to be true
   now just shut up and get screwed

   I love me baby
   there aint a tax I wont raise
   I dont mean maybe
   my economic malaise
   I love me baby….trust in me when I saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay…..

   on and on…cont..

10. JohnMG
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    Nice work, SJ, and the list could go on and on. Consider an adaptation from the Babs……(ack, I almost hurled typing that)

    Sheeple:

    People.
    People who lead Sheeple.
    Are the haughtiest people in the world.
    They’re like vermin, feeding on the children,
    While flaunting enormous pride,
    Their guile they conceal inside,
    Greed and power alone will thrill them.
    Suckers!
    Are gullible and feeble,
    They’re the easiest victims in the world;
    With one person, one very special person;
    Spouting how things are so bad,
    That they won’t realize they’ve been had,
    By deluding them first,
    We’ll manage to con all the Sheeple,
    People who lead Sheeple…..
    Are the haughtiest people in the world….

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