Kim Jong Ill: “OK OK….I stop with the nukes…..Just shuttup already. You give me headache”

REALLY? By doing what, Mr. O? Depriving them of kool-aid at snack time? Smacking them on the back of the hand? Giving them an “F” on their conduct report? Yeah, that’ll teach ‘em.

Thank you for your indulgence in this serious matter.

Once again he will position himself for an open interpretation of what he says. And it’ll all be Bush’s fault, too. What I find intriguing is that he campaigned for over two years to get the job he now has, telling us all how inept Bush was, yet all he’s done is complain about how hard it is. Hey, smartass, you were the one with all the answers. Now you’ve got the job, so do something constructive with it, asshole. That is, if you know how!

“Man”, said Obama,smirking, “This water is cold….and deep….”

Kim Jong Ill, not skipping a beat, didn’t even turn to look at Barry but simply said, “Hey, stupit….I got new-cra missir aim at velly impotan prace you not no bowt. Ha you rike dem appers? Stupit round-eye”.

And so went the first (and only) Korean/American nuclear disarmament talks.

Oh, wait, that’s supposed to be MO’s response!

With one arm tied behind his back, too! I’ll bet Kim would waddle really funnily with one arm tied behind his back, not to mention how hard a two-handed set shot will be.

Kim should ask for a battle of wits instead. He’d stand a better chance, being as ‘the Won’ would be un-armed. Just like Wee Gee would be in the basketball game.

Wun Dum Fawk .. o-blah-blah – Sum Ting Wong .. Biden

So here’s the picture:

Obama;
“OK, Kim! Or Jong! Or Ill! Whatever. You better stop acting like a bully , ’cause if you don’t I’m gonna do away with all our missles an’ cancel our new joint strike fighter program. Then I’ll dismantle our missle defense program and reduce the size of our military. Then we’re goin’ to the parking lot and settle this mano-a-mano. Whatta you say to that?”

Kim:
“Balack Obama, you make me velly, velly scare. I now ha’ new respek fo’ you as wul leader. Give you fitting No’ Korean name match yo’ chalakter. You now now’n as Wun Dum Fawk all ova my contry. You like ha’ tea now? We tok?

(pp): May 25, 2009. President Obama took time out of his busy Memorial Day schedule of hoops, hotdogs, and Havanas to issue his third consecutive rebuke of Kim Jong I’ll, the beloved renegade leader of North Korea, following that country’s surprise test of a nuclear device, despite the poignant plea from the U.S. Secretary of State to refrain from the continuation of Mr Jong I’ll’s peaceful nuclear program.

Mr. Obama, in his harhest condomnation yet, declared that unless the dimunitive scamp desists, immediately or sometime in the future, from conducting peaceful tests, then Mr. Obama will personally draw a circle on a blackboard and nicely ask Mr Jong I’ll to stand with his nose in the circle.

Said Mr. Obama, between bites of his hot dog, “I know it’s um, uh harsh, but my Attorney General has personally reviewed the precedents on constitutional presidents on this matter, and we are confidential, uh confident that these measures are un, um, uh constitutional while remaining suitably empathetic to the North Korean people and their distinguished leader. And while this bloated attempt by Mr. Jong I’ll, who I respect greatly, is not my fault, I, as Commander in Chief, have decided to take this direct action in the um hope and expectation that Mr. Jong I’ll, who I respect greatly, will change his behaviour.”

Mr. Obama was wearing a tight fitting knit shirt that unashamedly displayed his burnished biceps and smooth but rippling stomach muscles. As he walked away, his buttocks rhythmically oscillated in a tantalizing but dignified rhumba-like motion that gave this reporter at least the feeling that the matter may soon come to a head.