Comments on: Obama: World Must Stand Up To N Korea

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Wed, 27 May 2009 14:33:25 +0000

Well, in reality, Blammo would beat him down with speech after speech. And, after the room falls apart with thunderous laughter after the democrats hear Kim Jong Ill say the word “teleprompter” a couple of times, there would no longer even be a contest.

Kim Jong Ill: “OK OK….I stop with the nukes…..Just shuttup already. You give me headache”

By: electionhangovervictim

electionhangovervictim — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:20:56 +0000

“We will work with our friends and allies to stand up to this behavior.”

REALLY? By doing what, Mr. O? Depriving them of kool-aid at snack time? Smacking them on the back of the hand? Giving them an “F” on their conduct report? Yeah, that’ll teach ‘em.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:30:06 +0000

I must apologize for the mis-spelling in my previous post. After consulting my Korean/English dictionary it must be corrected to Wun Dum Phuc.

Thank you for your indulgence in this serious matter.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:24:39 +0000

Prepare for the next profound proclamation from our idiot C-in-C.
“If this keeps up, somebody’s gonna be sorry!”

Once again he will position himself for an open interpretation of what he says. And it’ll all be Bush’s fault, too. What I find intriguing is that he campaigned for over two years to get the job he now has, telling us all how inept Bush was, yet all he’s done is complain about how hard it is. Hey, smartass, you were the one with all the answers. Now you’ve got the job, so do something constructive with it, asshole. That is, if you know how!

By: wirenut

wirenut — Tue, 26 May 2009 04:21:26 +0000

You people are RUTHLESS! LOL. Whats next, Nerf lawn darts? The ones with the steel tips must be warheads.LOL!!!!

By: Rusty Shackleford

Rusty Shackleford — Tue, 26 May 2009 03:25:36 +0000

Kim Jong Ill and Barack Obama were standing on a bridge over a river, both taking a leak.

“Man”, said Obama,smirking, “This water is cold….and deep….”

Kim Jong Ill, not skipping a beat, didn’t even turn to look at Barry but simply said, “Hey, stupit….I got new-cra missir aim at velly impotan prace you not no bowt. Ha you rike dem appers? Stupit round-eye”.

And so went the first (and only) Korean/American nuclear disarmament talks.

By: caligirl9

caligirl9 — Mon, 25 May 2009 22:47:26 +0000

…along with an impetuous stomp of the foot and flip of the hair …

Oh, wait, that’s supposed to be MO’s response!

By: serfer62

serfer62 — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:44:34 +0000

Harsh letter to follow…

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:19:34 +0000

Well, at least the GPS co-ordinates weren’t made public.

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:16:37 +0000

…..”he’ll challenge the little twerp from N. Korea to a basketball tournament….”

With one arm tied behind his back, too! I’ll bet Kim would waddle really funnily with one arm tied behind his back, not to mention how hard a two-handed set shot will be.

Kim should ask for a battle of wits instead. He’d stand a better chance, being as ‘the Won’ would be un-armed. Just like Wee Gee would be in the basketball game.

By: Petronius

Petronius — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:13:58 +0000

Breaking news: Vice President Joe Biden has moved into the semi-secret bunker in the Naval Observatory on Observatory Hill overlooking Massachusetts Avenue across from the New Zealand Embassy in northwest Washington DC.

By: GL0120

GL0120 — Mon, 25 May 2009 17:06:14 +0000

TCO has a plan; he’ll challenge the little twerp from N. Korea to a basketball tournament, winner take all.
With TCO’s height, he figures that defeating Kim will be a walk in the park, and the world will see that the U.S. is nothing to be trifled with.

By: MinnesotaRush

MinnesotaRush — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:53:23 +0000

“President Barack Obama” WHILE HIDING BEHIND A PILLAR “assailed North Korea Monday for new missile tests, saying the world must “stand up to” Pyongyang and demand that it honor a promise to abandon it nuclear ambitions.”, WHILE HIDING BEHIND A PILLAR.

By: MinnesotaRush

MinnesotaRush — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:50:04 +0000

Wun Dum Fawk .. roflmao!!! roflmao & tears rollin’!!!

Wun Dum Fawk .. o-blah-blah – Sum Ting Wong .. Biden

By: JohnMG

JohnMG — Mon, 25 May 2009 16:33:43 +0000

…..”By acting in blatant defiance of the United Nations Security Council,” he said, “North Korea is directly and recklessly challenging the international community……

So here’s the picture:

Obama;
“OK, Kim! Or Jong! Or Ill! Whatever. You better stop acting like a bully , ’cause if you don’t I’m gonna do away with all our missles an’ cancel our new joint strike fighter program. Then I’ll dismantle our missle defense program and reduce the size of our military. Then we’re goin’ to the parking lot and settle this mano-a-mano. Whatta you say to that?”

Kim:
“Balack Obama, you make me velly, velly scare. I now ha’ new respek fo’ you as wul leader. Give you fitting No’ Korean name match yo’ chalakter. You now now’n as Wun Dum Fawk all ova my contry. You like ha’ tea now? We tok?