Comments on: Obama/GM To Launch Fragrance Line

By: MinnesotaRush

MinnesotaRush — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:50:31 +0000

Better be VERY fragrant to get past the stench of the Government Motors debacle.

I hear ya’ get a case of smell when ya’ buy a new Caddy.

And how is it our new Government Motors partnered up with “Beauty Contact Inc., a Dubai-based cosmetic company and holder of the fragrance licence ..”. Do the union thugs know that?

By: canary

canary — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 12:01:48 +0000

How come Obama is promoting high milage per gallon auto?

By: Celina

Celina — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 03:40:28 +0000

I don’t know about names for this crap but I bet it smells of Pimp Juice (that horrible “energy” drink).

Dear Lord, I dont’ think I want to know that is made of.

By: Helena

Helena — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:18:48 +0000

The stench of flop sweat.

By: TwilightZoned

TwilightZoned — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:09:44 +0000

New slogan…”When you turn it on, does it return the favor? The first cologne for narcissists.”

By: VMAN

VMAN — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:23:06 +0000

Zis new fragrance is, how you say, tres magnifique. It is ze ghetto bomb no.

By: tranquil.night

tranquil.night — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:31:17 +0000

What’s more pimp than a pimp wheelin’ around in his wheelz’ scent? Know what I’m sayin’?

By: Melly

Melly — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:17:14 +0000

Spritz him?…..
Submerge Moore in it – what a tidal wave that would cause. ;-)

By: U NO HOO

U NO HOO — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:09:54 +0000

“Think of “Cadillac, the new fragrance for men.”"

I know a lady who owns a Cadillac.

By: U NO HOO

U NO HOO — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:03:26 +0000

Eau de Cadillac should smell like the inside of a doctor’s bag.

You know, the one the doctor used to bring to your house with the stethoscope and blood pressure thing and sample pills to give you if you didn’t have to go to the hospital and to hold you over til mommy went to the drug store.

Ah the good old days.

And only doctors could own Cadillacs. Everyone else was too poor or owned Lincolns or Packards.

By: dulcimergrl

dulcimergrl — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:19:53 +0000

You mean the Bandini touch, don’t you, crosspatch? ;-)

By: crosspatch

crosspatch — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:42:56 +0000

I would call it Midas because everything government touches turns to … oh, nevermind.

By: Confucius

Confucius — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:28:47 +0000

Quick. Somebody spritz Michael Moore!

By: catie

catie — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:16:24 +0000

Well I read in the Washington Times this morning that cocktails such as Manhattan’s, Tom Collins’ & Dry Martini’s with Vermouth are all the rage due to “Mad Men”, so it would make sense that suddenly Cadillac is having a resurgence following that logic. Of course, don’t you want to smell like a Cadillac even if you can’t be Don Draper? Yeah, this stuff is the ticket.
Trogdor, my brother used to bathe in that awful Drakar Noir and that stupid green bottle of Ralph Lauren’s Polo. It makes me sneeze just thinking about that.

By: Colonel1961

Colonel1961 — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:47:30 +0000

Qualifies as a clunker! lol

By: Reality Bytes

Reality Bytes — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:41:07 +0000

Ah Hell! Bullshit Bouquet. What Else Could It Be?!