Other than playing fast and loose with the cliches, Artboy, it’s another masterpiece.

Idly, he rubbed his elegant fingers over the rich Cordoban leather of the gleaming and spacious interior, with its fluffy carpeting, fully stocked minibar, color tv and overflowing ashtrays.

“You used to have to be a pimp to get a car like this” he mused, lighting another Kool with practiced ease. “Sweet wheels”.

Obama blew a heavy cloud of mentholated smoke into the face of his top aide, Rahm “The Raccoon” Emanuel.

“Thank you Mr President” gagged Rahm. “The smoke (aak) smells so (urrgh) sweet when it (cough) issues from your lips. Like meadows of wildflowers on a summer’s day”.

With a casual nod of his unusually narrow head Obama acknowledged Rahm’s servility. “So, how’s it going?” inquired the lanky Kenyan or Hawaiian or Chicagoan or whatever the hell he really is.

“How’s what going, Mr President?”

“It! How’s it going?”

“It, sir?”

“Yes, it! It! It! It! It! IT!” reiterated Obama, just like that time the teleprompter got stuck. “It!”

“Um, I’m not with you Mr President. What is ‘it’?”

“It’s the only thing that matters! My approval rating, that’s what ‘it’ is! How’s my approval rating?”

“Um…well now. Yes. You understand, Mr President, that polling is an inexact science…more of an art form really” temporized the Raccoon. “We can’t put too much faith in these things, sir. So many, um… variables. Besides, a lot of those Americans are racists, you know”.

“Hmmm. That bad huh? Bush 43 bad?”

“NO SIR! Nothing could be that bad!”

“Well, Allah be praised! So, how bad is it? Clinton bad? Nixon bad? Carter bad? ‘Godfather 3’ bad?”

“I’d say somewhere between Nixon bad and ‘Blair Witch 2’ bad, sir”.

“That’s not good, is it?”

“No sir, it’s bad”.

“I’m glad we cleared that up, Rahm but we still need some bigger and better approval numbers though, and we need them fast!”

“Yes sir” concurred Rahm. “I’ve got a resume here from a senior professor at the Unit for Climate Change Evidence Fabrication at the University of East Anglia who may be able to help us. He’s available to start right away too”.

“Excellent! Let’s get this Limey brainiac onboard and cooking the books for us pronto. Faking data on the greatest imaginary crisis we’ve ever faced will have to wait”.

“I’ll get right on it, sir!”

“Don’t let him send any emails though”.

“No sir! Eyes only, Mr President”.

“Good boy. You have pleased your president. Here, you can breathe some more of my cigarette smoke as a reward” exhaled Obama.

“Thank you (gag) Mr President” coughed a grateful but semi-asphyxiated Raccoon from within a reeking kloud of Kool’s rich, satisfying flavor. “Thank (gasp) you”.

“And help yourself to some food pellets too”.

“Thanks again (strangle, gurgle) Mr President. You’re way too (splutter) generous…”

Obama’s Approval Now Lowest In History

Evidence of intelligent life in America.

What that really means, folks is that Gibbs is watching it like a hawk and is very concerned about it. So concerned in fact that he’s panicking.

In order to put this into perspective, if the poll numbers were up, Gibbs would be the FIRST to point that out. Since nobody likes bad news, they tend to dismiss it. The really funny part is that secretly behind closed doors, he’s agonizing over why the numbers are plummeting. And he’ll come up with a bunch of ad hoc arguments but the real truth is that it’s not “racist” America, or that “It’s all Bush’s fault” as they might like to believe.

Jesse Jackson himself declared the glaring truth on Tavis Smiley’s show last night. Read Rush’s transcript here: http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/ho.....guest.html

So the dike has burst and when Jackson comes out and flames the boy, and is using the same logic (roughly) that conservatives have been using all along…then maybe there is hope. This administration is on the verge of self-destruction and I don’t know how it will end…but I do know it will end badly. My guess is that like many misbegotten cabals like this there will be a lot of finger-pointing..as Obama is already accusing “his own” of “fiscal irresponsibility”. Well, that accusation not only is shared by about 150 democrats but it bounces off of them and land squarely in his own face.

Therefore, the abandon ship horn is about to sound. This morning, Obama basically threw everyone under the bus, not just W. He threw everyone who voted for TARP in the rush-rush-do-it-now crisis right along with him. He denies responsibility for any of it and I think that not only are liberals starting to wake up but blacks who expected renegotiated mortgages and “help” in the form of some sort of reparations are actually doing far worse now than a year ago. Unemployment amongst blacks is astronomical.

This doesn’t bode well for the boy and he’s gonna have to face the music sooner or later. In one sense, the US is like clockwork: The faster and higher they lift up a celebrity, the swifter they tend to fall and the landing is ever so hard. So, Humpty Dumpty is about to take a big fall. He has much to answer for…and Pelosi and Reid and Holder and Fwank will all cower and hide and point the finger at him. It’s the liberal way. It’s perfect.

“I’m sure a 6-year-old with a crayon could do something NOT UNLIKE that. I don’t put a lot of stake in, never have, in the EKG that is the daily Gallup trend.”

And here is another statement Gibbs made days ago.

“When I say nobody was involved in it, I don’t mean ‘everybody but people that know Senator Baucus.’ I mean nobody,” Gibbs said.